STILL HOPING

Nyx wants nothing but good food to eat, a nice warm bed to sleep in, and watch movies all day. As an orphan who grows up in an orphanage after his parents died in an accident and leaves the little poor boy to feed himself and struggle in the cruel battle called life. As a little child, he learns the way of the world with no one to guide or care about him. So he made up his mind and promised himself that one day he would definitely earn a lot of money and eat as many delicious foods as possible to enjoy a lot alone. Teacher (who is angered to the point of seeing red)((╬●∀●)): "Nyx, how many times I have told you, you need to pay attention to your studies? With your current marks, you can't enroll in a university and find a good job. You can't settle in your life " Nyx: "Bold of you to assume I want to go to college when I can find a job and live happily ever after. And who the hell wants to study even after graduating from high school? High school is already a nightmare and just to pass every f**** test I study until my brain bleeds and my eyes pop out like zombies. Do you know how hard I have to use my tiny poor brain to think of a lot of methods to cheat on the exam just so I can pass the exam? And if you are settled in your life, why the f**king hell are you here lecturing me to death when you can just go f**k yourself!" Teacher( ⚆ _ ⚆ ):!!!!! What???!!!! Nyx(gulp): "You are not supposed to hear that" Teacher:٩(╬ʘ*ʘ╬)۶ Nyx(ಥ﹏ಥ): "Mercy, pretty please." __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Friend: "Dude, that girl has been eyeing you for half f***king hours. You should go talk to her." Nyx(who had a stupid look on his face): "Why should I ????" Friend: "Are you nuts? She is such a hottie, why shouldn't you?? Wait........don't tell me you're impotent " Nyx:(-_-)........ Friend: "Aigoooo my family's poor little Nyx. Don't worry, this big brother will protect you. Here you should eat more." Nyx: "i***t. I am not interested, that's all." That's right, Nyx needs no family or partners who only leave him later. Love??? I love myself and that's enough, and I have my idols and superstars to worship and love. Help others???? Nah, I am not a saint and don't care. So when he dies in an accident and wakes up again only to see a white space... Nyx: "Am I in heaven?" Joju(system): "No my sweet lovely stupid dear host. stop your foolish dream you're not in heaven. And"Welcome to ~~OUR STRING HAS COME~~world". You and I will join hands and save this world from the evil"(throw flowers)(ﾉ>▽<)ﾉ Nyx: "Yep, I am definitely in Hell"(=_=) and the top on cherry... Gong(???): "Baby, let us join hands and save the world. And we can go home and roll on the bed together" Nyx: "the f***"(ノಠ*ಠ)ノ*┻━┻