What if Mary and Joseph were Gen Z?

Introduction of the Main Leads Joseph: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE PREGNANT?! The crowd turns to look at them. Joseph: (whispering) We haven’t even… done the thing yet. Pause. Mary: You’re probably wondering who the heck is pregnant and why this guy was shouting like a banshee. Joseph: Hey! Mary: What? Joseph: I was not shouting like a banshee. Mary: Oh yes, you were. Actually… more like a mountain goat than a banshee. Joseph: Mary!! Mary: Yes, Jojo? Joseph: Never mind. Mary: Anyway, before my pet goat decided to interrupt me, let me introduce myself. My name is Mary, a— Joseph: They already know your name, so cut the formalities and get straight to the point. Mary: Rude! I would’ve continued if you could stop interrupting me, you monkey! Oh, Father, forgive me. See? You’re making me insult people. Joseph: I didn’t put those words in your mouth, Mary! Mary: Please, leave! Joseph: No! I want to introduce myself too. Mary: Sigh. Joseph: What’s up, peeps? My name is Joseph, a.k.a. the Carpenter Boy. I can make almost anything with wood, nails, and my trusty hammer. Not to mention, I’m also engaged to the baddest, prettiest girl in all of Nazareth. Crowd: Awwww! Joseph: Even though she’s annoying! Mary: Weirdo! Joseph: Stay tuned if you want to see my twin I mean, my fiancée and me in action! Mary: The flip do you mean twin? Why not wife? 😒 Joseph: Yeah, but— Mary: No “buts!” Anyway, you guys should stay tuned to read our crazy love story… and discover our unexpected and unplanned surprise!