The Dilf, The Hunter, and The Wolf

5-Chase

"Xena?" I hum as Rick shakes me awake. "They're taking apart your car." I lift my head.

"What?"

"Turn around." I turn my head to see Shane literally siphoning my gas.

"Hell nah." I open the door and slide off of Ricks lap. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!" I push Shane away from my car. "What the hell is your problem?!"

"If you're apart of this group, you share resources." He tries to push past me but I push him again.

"I'm not apart of your f*****g group!"

"Xena!" I hear Axel yell my name but this b***h has me f****d up.

"Stay the f**k away from my car!" Axel grabs my shoulder and tries to pull me away from Shane but I shake him off me. "Touch it again and I'll feed you to the damn walkers! Ya hear me?! Stay the f**k away from it!" Axel lifts me up and takes me to Glenn's tent. "I'm gonna f*****g kill him. I'm gonna rip off his d**k and give it to Lori as a f*****g dildo and then feed him to the f*****g walkers."

"You know I love it when you're pissed at people." I glare at him. "At other people. Not me."

"If he doesn't return my f*****g gas I swear to god I will ring his neck." I sit down and he sits beside me.

"Return it Shane! Everything! Put it all back the way you found it!" Soon after hearing him yell, he enters the tent. "Xena?"

"And I'm out." Axel leaves and Eick takes his place beside me.

"Shane saw the bag of guns." I turn to look at him. "He took them. But I told him to put it back. I swear."

"She was keeping it to herself!"

"I don't think he f*****g listened." I stand up and leave the tent.

"Shane if they're hers she doesn't have to share."

"This is a sheriffs bag. If she took them from a police department they're rightfully mine."

"Dude put my sisters s**t back before she comes and knocks you on your ass."

"Too late." I call out and Shane turns to face me. "Drop my f*****g bag."

"It's not yours." I c**k my hand back and throw a punch at his big ass nose. He drops my back in favor of his nose.

"Touch my s**t again and I'll cut your f*****g fingers off." I take the bag back to my car and put it in the back seat.

"You don't think you should share your guns?" I turn around and glare at Andrea.

"Why do you think I'm entitled to share my guns with you?" She steps up to me as if I'm supposed to be scared.

"We share our food." I take a step closer to her.

"I saved your f*****g life bitch." I pull my machete off my back. "I can end it just as f*****g quick."

"Andrea maybe you should settle down." Dale is the only sane one in this group.

"I'd listen to him sugar t**s. She looks about ready to cut yer head off." I'm glad Merle pointed it out. Andrea scoffs and backs off.

I put my machete away just as Axel makes his way to me. We look at each other for a long minute before he places his hands on my shoulders.

"You are so bad ass. I'm happy to be called your brother." He smiles down at me as he shakes me. "You are awesome!"

"f*****g cut it out!" I laugh as I push him away. "Guess wh-" I cut myself off as I hear a snarl.

"You heard it too?" I nod at him and we both start in that direction. We barely stepped foot in the forest before hearing screams. Axel and I look to eachother as the males of the group, except Merle and T-Dogg, run past us. We follow them in a walk only to see them beating a walker.

Soon Dale is the one to chop its head off causing me to smirk. I hide it quick as Axel glances at me.

"They know it's supposed to be the brain right?" I question to make it seem like I'm innocent.

"I think so."

"It's the first one we've had up here. They never come this far up the mountain." Dale tells Rick.

"Why now then?"

"Well, they're running out of food in the city, that's what." Someone's approaching. I shove Axel and nod in that direction.

The others hear branch snapping and footsteps finally alerting them to the new person.

A guy comes out of the forest and seems very upset about the walker.

"Oh, Jesus." I guess they know him. I glance at Axel and he shrugs at me.

"Son of a b*tch. That's my deer! Look at it. All gnawed on by this... filthy, disease-bearing, motherless poxy bastard!" He kicks the carcass of the walker. That was kinda hot.

"Calm down, son. That's not helping."

"What do you know about it, old man? Why don't you take that stupid hat and go back to 'on golden pond'? I've been tracking this deer for miles. Gonna drag it back to camp, cook us up some venison. What do you think? Do you think we can cut around this chewed up part right here?" No, what the f**k?

"I would not risk that." Shane tells him and the unknown male sighs.

"That's a damn shame. I got some squirrel... about a dozen or so. That'll have to do." Suddenly, the head of the walker starts to move its teeth.

"Oh god."

"Come on, people. What the hell?" As the male aims his crossbow, I run and pick up the head.

"Xena no!" I begin to chase him with it causing him to scream like a little girl. "Xena!" He runs deeper into the forest.

"Come here! It just wants to snack on you!"

"Xena!" I hear Rick call my name and hear him follow.

"Xena please! Have mercy on me!" I speed up causing him to shriek. "Xena!" Once he trips I laugh and stop running.

"Who's the best?"

"You! You're the best! Xena come on!" I laugh more and drop the head. I pull my machete out and go to chop it but an arrow beats me to it. "I hate you!" Axel gets up and shoves me.

"Do you want me to go find another walker to torture you with?" He pulls me into a hug.

"Have I told you I loved you recently?" I shove him off me and snatch the arrow from the walkers head.

"You totally just embarrassed yourself in front of Glenn."

"f**k!"