The Dilf, The Hunter, and The Wolf

Tw: homophobia; the word fag(Do not come at me. I'm gay and I have the right to say this.) — "You know that this is stupid right?" I hum as I take the bomb out of his bag. "And we're wasting resources." "Just think about it. If we help them they could spare us food." I look into the binoculars again at the building. "Don't play me like I'm stupid. I see you eyeing one of them as we speak. Cut it out." He smacks my arm and I pull away from him. "What if they aren't as accepting to us?" "They will never have to know." I pick up the radio and turn it on. "Say what if you're gay." "What?" The radio responds causing me to chuckle. "Wait I'm not gay!" From the view of the binoculars the radio was taken from the African American male. "Who is this? Are you close by?" Mr Dilf Daddy. "Depends on if you're friendly or not." "We're friendly." There was a pause on their end. "Mostly. Listen. We're in a jam over here and if there's anyway you could help us that'd be great." "Yea w- hey asshole give it back!" Axel snatches the radio from me. "Axel!" "What do we get if we help you?" "Our gratitude maybe?" "Now that just won't d- Xena cut it the f**k out!" He pulls the radio away from my grasp. "Give it back you booty munching fag!" I damn near tackle him to get the radio back. "b***h you're gay too!" I snatch the radio and pick back up the binoculars. "Fine I don't want to speak to strangers anyway!" "You so want to suck the Koreans dick." A throat was cleared on the radio. "Oops. Anyways. Ignore the f**k head. We don't need anything in return." "For f***s sake Xena! Do you not know how to hustle?!" "b***h it's the end of the world what am I hustling for?! Now if you'll excuse me my Dilf daddy is on the radio." "Your what?" "My Dilf daddy." "What's a Dilf daddy?" "You obviously. Now anyways I have a plan. I'm gonna cause a distraction and you lot will run your asses across the street. Easy right? Good." Axel shakes his head at me. "Not good." The Dilf daddy also disagrees with me. "You said you had a plan." "I didn't say it was a good one. Now do you want my help or not cause our gay asses can leave." The was a moment of silence. "Okay bye th-" "How will you cause this distraction?" "Xena please don't do anything stupid." I smirk at him and hand him my bag. "You're about to do something stupid." "Of course I am. Life is boring when you don't add stupid into it." I bring the radio back up to my mouth. "I'm gonna leave you with my brother and he'll meet you at the door downstairs." "You didn't tell me you're distraction." "Doesn't matter. Just be ready." I hand the radio to Axel. "I'll be back." "If you don't I'm donating your food." I blank face him. "Bitch." "I love you too." I put the bomb into my jacket pocket and go down the fire escape. I take a deep breath before running into the street. Okay I most definitely thought it was less walkers than this. I take another deep breath before screaming nice and loud. The walkers turn their head to me and I take off down the street, most follow some don't. I continue to scream as I run. Is that a bag of guns? I take a detour and run for the bag before running up a different fire escape. Now that I'm ways away from where Axel is and run to the edge of the roof and pull out the bomb. I pull the clip and throw it. I run to the other edge of the roof and jump to the next building and soon the bomb goes off. I watch as what's left of the herd from before runs down to where the bomb went off. I continue to jump across buildings before making it to the original and running down the fire escape again. I run to the front of the building and knock on the door before opening it to see my brother and the group. "Let's go people." They trickle out the door and follow me to the construction site. I pull my machete out and take down a few roomers so that our travel is stress free. When we got inside the gate and got the keys we made it to a nice looking car and a van. "I so get dibs on the car." "Nah that's not fair." Axel shakes his head at me and tries to take the keys. "b***h I just put my life at risk I deserve that f*****g car." I move away from him and he simply follows. "Move bitch." I shove at him but he still tries to take the keys. "So who are you guys again?" I shoulder check Axel before turning to Dilf daddy. "I'm Xena. This asshole is Axel." My brother reaches for the keys again and I kick the back of his knee, causing him to kneel. "Ha bitch." "I'm Rick." "Glenn." He's the one Axel was eyeing. "Andrea." She looks like a b***h. "T-Dogg." "Jacqui." "Morales." When the last one didn't introduce himself Dilf daddy did it for him. "This is Merle." I look over Merle and soon catch his eye. "Well don't you look like you know how to have fun?" Axel shoves me and I shove him back before looking back to Merle. "It's too bad you're an old man." "This old man can show ya a lot of fun sugar tits." "Maybe one day." Axel shoves me again. "Cut it out bitch." "Do you guys have shelter?" I shake my head and see Axel do the same. "You guys should come with us. It's the least we could do since you saved our lives." Still very much a b***h even if she is playing nice. "Even though we wouldn't have been in that mess if someone hadn't have let shots loose." SEE?! A b***h! "We'll stay for a few nights but then we gotta keep moving." "Got a destination in mind?" Why the f**k is she so talkative? "New York." I can tell he said the first state to come to mind. "You're a long way from home." I cut off the conversation there because damn b***h shut the f**k up. "That distraction I caused will be no use if we just f*****g stand here. Let's go." I hand the van keys to Dilf daddy and make my way to my new baby. Once I get in Glenn and Axel soon follow. "We'll be leading."