Hannah's POV
With Becca now being engaged, it totally puts a damper on our plans that were formulated in middle school and puts me in a sour mood. She was supposed to stay single until I was no longer; then and only then would she be allowed to take herself off the market. I'm not even close to finding the perfect man, and who knows when the hell that time will come. I guess technically speaking this wouldn't be fair of me. But I like getting laid by random strangers. Makes each experience different so I don't get bored by the same D every night. If I were ever to get into a committed relationship, he better be damn good in bed.
I'm gonna be forever alone, living at home with my cat...
Bummer.
No s**t.
"Vi, I need to get laid. Tonight," I say, emphasizing when and just how desperately
