
I came across a post from someone in my neighborhood.
The blogger had posted a photo of a "s*x toy."
The caption read: My daughter bought this kind of thing. Is there something wrong with her?
I stared at the photo, studying the background three times before finally realizing that it was my apartment.
I rushed home and found my mother sitting on the couch.
My little toy was sitting in plain sight on the coffee table in front of her.
The moment she saw me, she raised her hand and slapped me hard across the face.
"What did you buy this for? Trying to seduce someone? You've embarrassed me enough!"
I covered my cheek and tried to reason with her.
"Mom, it's one of the products my company sells. Everyone has one, and you—"
Before I could finish, she cut me off and hurled the toy at me.
"What kind of trashy company do you work for? Nothing but a bunch of shameless sluts and perverts! I think you're the one who's sick in the head! What decent girl would ever touch something like this? You're coming to the doctor with me. Right now!"
I yanked my arm free, my patience finally gone.
"First, I'm not sick, and I'm not going to the doctor. Second, it's a perfectly normal s****l wellness product. I'm 25. There's nothing wrong with using one. And finally, Mom, you owe me an apology for what you just did."
My mother's face darkened.
"I'm your mother! If you don't throw that thing away, then don't ever call me your mother again!"
She looked so certain I'd never dare cut her off.
I smiled.
"Fine."
I pointed toward the door.
"Then please leave my apartment, ma'am."

