Loving a villain

Blake dun

When I woke up my head was hurting like a mother.I

winced before bringing my hand away from my forehead,

only to see there was dried blood.

Jesus

And a bump the size of a tennis ball.

I groaned as I slowly sat up, and looked around. I

was sleeping on a small cot, that was unbelievably

comfortable. As I looked around it dawned on me what

had happened.

Super Evil Villain, running, hitting him with a plank

of wood, then running head first into a brick wall.

God, I am so embarrassed.

I looked around my surroundings, and nearly choked. I

was in Blue Doom's evil lair.

What does an evil lair look like?

I'll tell you.

A f*****g cave.

With torturous objects laying around, swords, knives,

saws, anything sharp that can kill you, yea it was

there. I gulped, as I continued to look around, my

eyes widened to the size of sky scrapers when I saw

the huge screen about the side of a wall and a huge

control panel.

It's like walking onto the set of the Incredibles.

Damn.

I looked to the left and my jaw dropped at the ocean

staring at me through a huge glass window, and not

just the waves of the ocean. No, as in the fucking

bottom of the ocean.

He took me underwater.

I 'm honestly about to start crying, how the hell am I

going to get back to school? Oh I am in some s**t, I

mean I' ve down a lot of stupid things, and got myself

in more trouble than a Mel Gibson movie. but this

shit tops all of that.

I quickly hop off the bed, and walk towards the

stairs, that lead to what looks like a living room,

there is a huge couch and an even bigger television

set, which is currently showing a news woman.

"The building that burned down behind me was no

accident, officials are saying that arson was in

play, and through looking at video tapes surrounding

this building we have established that this awful act

was done by no one other than Blue Doom. No one knows

why he burned down the building, almost killing ten

people in the process . Howe ver, our Supers came just

in time to save everyone in the building, before it

exploded. No one can identi fy what was inside the

building due to the explosion, however officials

believe that this was just another aggressive attack

on our city by Blue Doom"

I stared in shock at the damage that was done to

the building, there was no longer anything standing

there. If that wasn't enough motivation to get the

hell out of here then I don 't know what is.

I quickly ran down the stairs only for the evil man

of the hour to fly and land directly in front of

me. He looked murderous as he glared down at me his

golden eyes burning so much, if looks could kill

Hades would be cradling me like a baby by now.

"Are you happy now, because of your dipshit antics

you completely ruined my plans" he ground out.

He stood in front of me in all his glory, tight suit

and mask still in place, his muscles bunched up ready

to take my head straight off my shoulders.

"I should kill you" he spit out.

I wobbled backwards, "How bout we not commit

homicide, I mean have you read the ten commandments

it's like the biggest no-no" I whimpered out.

His eyes flashed with so much hatred, I honestly

think I just peed myself.

"Give me one reason, not to squeeze your neck so hard

your head pops off your body" he hissed with so much

hatred and anger , I was in shock.

"You know dude I completely understand where your

coming from. I mean sometimes you get those weird

urges to just stab people ... repeatedly in the neck,

trust me I completely understand " I babbled out.

"Do you" he said completely emotionless .

God, I 'm going to die.

In this situation everyone has different coping

mechanisms, crying, laughing, running (the best one),

but apparently mine was to babble.

"I do, I mean when you find your best friend scr ewing

the brains out of your boyfriend after you come home,

in your bed, you have this unbelievable urge to take

a hammer, and just... just break every bone in their

bodies, and then repeatedly smash them in the head,

until you see brain matter and blood. Gruesome s**t,

you want to take your hands and repeatedly squeeze

the s**t out of their necks while banging their heads

against forks. But then you have to remember, I'm

not made for jail ... or hell, and you know, where

the hell am I going to hide two bodies, by myself,

because you can 't have a partner, since only two can

keep a secret if one of them is dead. Though since

you're super strong you could probably easily dump

my body into the ocean and just keep it moving. But

why should I have to kill them you know? Did I cheat?

No! It was them! So why should I have to suffer with

burning their bodies and then leaving a fake note

behind saying that they ran away together ? why should

I have to do that? I shoul dn 't have to! So I took

the higher route and you know what I did? I burned

all their s**t. All of it. Clothes, books, jewelry

computers, everything. And you know what? I did make

me feel better, especially after I beat the s**t out

of both of them, and you know ... beat the s**t out

of his car with a bat, but still I feel better! And I

may or may not go to hell, there is a complete 50/50

chance, since I didn't kill them. I just made them

wish they were dead" I'm on some other s**t, let me

tell you that.

His anger had been vanquished after "banging their

heads against forks'. Now he was just looking at me

with confusion and slight interest, and my least

favorite amusement.

He was just standing there in front of me shoulders

slumped confusion, interest, and amusement swimming

in his eyes, completely frozen from my ramble fest.

The sad part, I just told him my whole thought

process from about a year ago, when I came home and

my ex best friend was humping my ex boyfriend. I had

wanted to kill them, and make them suffer, but I took

the high road and just destroyed all their s**t.

Assholes.

I hadn't told anyone about what had really happened,

or how I was a hop-skip away from committing murder

and yet I had just told the King of disobeying laws

himself.

I honestly have issues.

"Did you just quote Pretty Little Liars?" he asked

trying to hold back a laugh.

"Did you just catch that quote?" I asked back

shocked. Is that the only thing he heard?

"Of course why wouldn't a Villain as myself watch a

show where one person screws with five girls and get

away with it? Its like a guide book" he said with a

shrug.

Well I 'm officially in shock, I don 't even know what

to say to that.

It seemed he finally remembered where our

conversation was before my little confession, because

the anger snapped back into his eyes and his large

hand wrapped around my neck, and squeeze.

The air immediately stopped flowing to my brain as my

eyes popped open in shock and fear. Here we go, I'm

going to die, he 's going to kill me and its all going

to be over for me.

"I should kill you, but you seem to hold some type of

entertainment" he said looking my body up and down,

as it dangled 5 feet off the ground.

I tried to claw his hand off my neck but nothinhg

Work, nothing stopped him. "Here is how this is going

to work, I'1l keep you alive if you do exactly as I

say, no if, ands, or buts. I want full submission

and obedience, if I tell you to jump, I want an 'how

high?

Understand?" he asked squeezing painfully

tighter.

I nodded weakly, and he immediately dropped me to the

ground. I gasped for air, coughing try to regain the

air that was stolen fr om me.

He leaned down and gave me a 100 watt smile.

Insanity.

"Now I have some errands to go run. Kicking puppies,

scaring babies, you know random evil s**t in order

to mess with society. Since I'1l be gone my henchman

will be watching you. I 've given him the go ahead to

kill you if you try anything, so don't. PONY!" Blue

Doom thundered .

I jumped slightly. A man about my size maybe an inch

or two shorter came barreling into the room.

He was in short words, ugly. Butt ugly. His arms were

not the same size one nearly touching the ground,

while the hung limply at his side. He had stubby legs

and was all around odd shaped. Almost unnatural.

He sprinted as fast as his little legs would carry

him up to us, breathing deeply and heavily.

I stared at him in shock, he almost looked created,

like a small Frankenstein, cut up and made of many

different parts.

Blue Doom 's eyes narrOwed down on me, "don't stare at

him as if he was a mons-".

"YOU ARE ADORABLE!" I choke out, my throat still raw

from nearly being choke to death.

I reached out and grabbed him, he was practically the

size of a child. He reminded me off a stumpy gorilla,

ugly but so cute in its own gruesome way.

I crushed him to my chest, while he hissed and

struggled to get away from me. Eventually his mouth

clamped down on my hand, and I screamed as I pushed

him away from me.

"Do you just bite me?!'" I asked in shock.

"Master! The p********e attacked me!" The little

demon hissed glaring down at me while hiding behind

Blue Doom's cape.

My mouth dropped, "you little b***h! Come say that to

my face you little demon" I screeched as I lunged at

the little monster calling me a p********e.

Blue Doom looked down at us in shock and dismay,

before he snapped back into reality and took the sole

of his shoe and held me back from the demon, while it

screamed and hissed at me.

"ENOUGH!" Blue Doom thundered again.

We both froze.

Blue Doom glared down at us, as I picked myself up

and hissed back at the henchman.

Blue Doom grabbed my arm and yanked me away, "Listen

this is PonyBoy, my henchman, he is in charge while I

am away. He will tell me everything that you do, and

if you misbehave I will punish you, understood? Treat

him as you would me" Blue Doom said glaring at the

"And watch her, she's stupid, but so are

both of us.

you, so be extra diligent" he said looking down at

both of us before walking away.

I watched as he touched into a key pad and an

elevator came up. He stepped in and the doors close

taking him to freedom.

I looked down at PonyBoy.

He looked up at me, and at the same time we both

pounced.

I walked around the corner pushing a random kid away

from me, causing him to fall face first into the

ground.

A s**t eaters smile graced my face.

Nothing is better than making kids cry.

I continued down the street towards my office, in my

Armani suit. As I continued I watched all the people

walk by me.

Completely oblivious.

Some of course stared because of who I am, but others

walked with a blissful unawareness, that I wish I

still had.

I hadn't felt that bliss since I turned 14 and that

was 10 years ago.

None of these people knew what was really in store

for them. They just found someone to hate and they

pretended like the world was okay.

I sneered at them. These people didn't understand

what I did for them, what I was doing for them.

They were all just blissfully unaware.

I made it to Dun Inc. 's building and pulled the doors

open.

I walked past all the people in my building, not

giving any of them the time of day as they smiled at

me and waved.

I walked directly towards the elevators and hit the

button for the top floor. I waited impatiently as the

elevator took my to the top floor.

I quickly walked out, "Sir, they are waiting in your

office for the meeting to begin" I nodded not saying

a word to my secretary.

I pushed open the doors to the office and made my way

I blinked at him. His happy go lucky attitude was

making me sick. I looked closer at him.

"Who are you?" I asked him.

He held his hand out. "I am the Mayor, uhh Lee Don,

I was wondering if I could speak to you" he asked

giving me another go lucky smile.

He looked young, too young. He had to be no older

than 35, blonde hair greased and swept to the side.

Giving me the f*****g creeps.

"No" I immediately said looking away from him.

He laughed awkwardly, "You' re funny, I was wondering

if we could speak about those buildings that have

been burning down. I know you like to help our city

out with donations, you've made huge contributions

to our city so I was wondering if you'd help to stop

Blue Doom with some extra security features" he asked

still giving me that creepy ass smile.

I continued to look at him. God he was creepy. He

screamed Clark Kent turned greasy pedophile.

"Why is he burning down those buildings anyway? This

is his, what? 17th this month?" I asked him fake

curiosity.

"29th" he said looking slightly down trodden.

I smiled internally. God I am good.

"Sad" I replied.

"Yes, which is hy I need your help" he continued.

"why is he burning down buildings though, what

buildings does he keep burning? Specifically" I asked

again.

This mayor was giving me major creep vibes.

"Well mostly research centers , I 'm not really sure

why" he said.

my eyes narrowed down at him.

"Sorry, my charity work for the week is all filled

up, but call my secretary she may be able to fit you

in" I said disinterested.

He knows something. And I'm going to figure out

exactly what it-.

Suddenly a sweat broke out over my forehead and my

stomach cramped painfully.

I was in physical pain, something was wrong. Someone

was about to die, and it was happening all in my

home.

I 'm going to kill that b***h.

The elevator doors opened, and without even saying

good bye I quickly walked out of the building and

headed towards the back of the building where I

quickly jumped off into the sky flying towards dingmy

home.

Something was terribly wrong.