I slammed the lamp down with all my power over the
top of PonyBoy 's head.
he froze for a second before completely crumbling to
the ground.
I breathed heavily as I leaned down on my knees.
That b***h had been harder to take out than I
thought.
We 'd been fighting for a good thirty minutes, and
when you looked around the lair it was painfully
obvious.
Everything was broken.
The couch was flipped over. The TV was cracked in
two different places, the computer monitor had a
steak knife sticking out of the middle of it. All the
weapons that had been hung on the wall were scattered
on the floor and most were broken or misshapen.
Our battle royal had destroyed everything .
But one thing did come in handy, when we had fallen
off the side of the banister, we had fallen into a
small little pool that opened out into the ocean.
As in Chang Chang jackpot !
As in Ching Ching escape route.
I wiped the blood off my mouth and quickly ran oveer
to the small opening, almost like a pool.
I quickly grabbed a pair of goggles and jumped into
the water.
I can do this. I can do this.
I 'm a f*****g boss, I 'm a hard b***h, I refuse to be
caged. I m no animal! I can completely do this.
I took a huge gulp of air and then swam down and out
into the ocean.
The water was pretty cold, but my freedom would be
worth it. I continued to kick and kick, but the top
wasn't becoming anymore closer and my air supply was
slowly running out.
I was slowly swimming up and when I looked sideways I
saw a huge ass fish swim at me, Causing me to panic
and push away.
My head made hard contact with something before
everything slowly went blurry, and my air supply went
completely out.
My last thought: I'm totally going to miss the new
iPhone 7.
Blue Doom/ Blake Dun POv
I slipped my mask on and quickly enter my lair
looking around.
Everything was trashed, and I mean thousands of
dollars in replacing expensive s**t trashed.
I was going to f*****g murder her. Damnit does no one
respect the hostage situations anymore? !
I walked in and immediately saw PonyBoy on the
floor a crushed lamp that cost more than some cars,
surrounding him.
I sent a quick kick into his side causing him to jump
up and fling away from the pain.
I was about to open my mouth a tear him a new one
when my eyes were drawn to the figure outside in the
ocean floating.
My eyes widened as the trail of blood floated in the
water next to the her head. She floated suspended in
the water and I felt like the air had been knocked
out of me.
"s**t!" I screamed as I flew into the small opening I
had and straight into the ocean.
I flew trough the water, going as fast as I could
grabbing her and continuing to fly up out of the
Ocean in less than a second.
I landed on the cliff that was right in front of my
house and rolled her over.
She wasn't breathing at all.
Fuck.
I grabbed her and leaned her in her back and started
pushing down on her chest, I brought my face close to
hers ready to blow into her mouth.
Expect she beat me.
She coughed up the f*****g sea right into my open
mouth.
I laid there in shock at what had just happened while
she gasped and coughed like a dumbass.
She rolled over and started kissing the ground "thank
you Jesus" she whispered to her self before she sat
up and looked over at me
Her whole face drained of color, when her eyes met
mine.
"Uhh ... Umm
How was your errand?" She asked me.
I breathed out of mouth and tried to cap down myy
explosive anger.
I leaned back and tried to relax on the fact that
she almost killed herself, and would have put me to
blame.
"It was alright. Shoved a few kids, made some babies
cry, kick a few cats" I said shrugging.
It honestly took my breath away when she graced me
with a 1ittle smile, clearly amused by my jokes.
"Cause any car accidents?" She asked.
"No those are especially for Thursday 's" I said
Smirking slightly at her joke.
She chuckled, "fun stuff" she said.
"Yea, but you know what are the absolute best ones?"
I asked her faking excitement.
She looked hesitant, "no?" She said.
"Coming home finding all my s**t destroyed, seeing my
henchman passed out on the floor beaten like a bitch
with a lamp, and then finding your hostage drowning
and having to jump in the freezing ocean and drag her
heavy unconscious body out, then having her spit sea
water from her mouth into mine, knowing she hasn't
brushed in a good day and a half" I growled out in
complete anger.
She giggled nervously, '"yea those are the best" she
said her voice going hoarse in fear.
I smiled evilly at her before quickly grabbing her
and flying off into the sky, before she could even
Scream.
For fear of falling she lat ched her legs around my
waist and then her arms around my neck, while her
enormously large mouth screamed into the side of my
ear.
I should 've just let her drown.
But something crazy happened. Something that hadn't
been happening to me in awhile.
I felt an undeniable need to save her when I saw her
in the water.
I just had to save her, I didn't even think, I just
went.
That hadn't happened to me in a long time, I hadn 't
felt the need to save anyone for awhile, well I've
never actually acted on the urge to save should I
say.
I looked at the crazy girl clutching onto me for dear
life.
What the hell was she doing to me? Since when am I
helpful?
I quickly through the thought out of my head when I
stopped flying and landed on top of my building.
She quickly jumped off of me and looked around, fear
and amazement in her eyes as she looked around.
I looked at her curiously, as her hand clamped down
city.
the
on my cape, and she looked around the city.
She must have been astounded.
"Okay cool, take me down now" she said quickly.
Or not.
I smiled devilishly at her, and her face drained of
again.
color
This was going to be too good.
My face drained of color when I saw the smile he gave
me.
It wasn't a hey cutie what 's your number, smile. More
like I can 't wait to make you cry and drink your
tears for dessert, smile.
My stomach dropped.
"what did I say before I left?" He asked me patiently
like he was talking to a child.
I looked down at the ground, "goodbye?" I asked
hopefully.
He smiled wider.
Oh s**t.
"More along the lines of, don't do anything stupid or
you'11 be punished" he said still smiling.
"I feel like you said a solid good bye" I said
nervously inching away from him.
"You wish" he muttered darkly.
He had no idea.
"Now tell me, when I said don't do anything stupid,
do you think destroying my s**t, knocking my boy
unconscious, and trying to swim thousands of feet up,
nearly drowning, trying to escape, counts as stupid?"
He asked me looking at me like a was a toddler and he
was my parents.
". Honestly, I think it depends on who you ask" I
said.
Without warning or hesitation, he shoved me in the
chest. He used so much force that I sent flying
backwards a good few feet before completely tipping
over the side of the building.
There is no way to describe how it feels when you
think you are going to die.
It's almost calming as you look back on everything
you 've done, that took me a solid second before I
realized I hadn't done much and most of what I had
done was too embarrassing for words.
So after that I went to the second best thing.
I realized I didn't want to f*****g die, and
especially only at the age of 20.
So I screamed.
I screamed because I was most 1ikely going to hell.
I screamed because I knew when I hit the ground my
face would be so ugly, I'd have a closed casket at my
funeral.
And I screamed because ... Damnit I didn 't want to
die.
Would it hurt?
Would Jesus welcome me?
Or would I become Satan's mistress?
So many questions, so many things I wanted to do,
like ... Ride a motorcycle. Or I don't know not die a
Virgin.
When that piece of information hit me I seemed to
scream louder.
I wanted to plan my wedding, force my kids to do
everything I didn't, like become gymnast, and pro
athletes, and become the f*****g president.
But noO.
I get the flattened pancake storyline.
The ground was a solid inch away from my face before
I suddenly stopped falling. But even then I continued
to scream bloody murder as I levitated an inch above
the ground.
My face directly in front of the sidewalk.
I was suddenly flipped around and came face to face
with golden eyes.
He looked too amused, while I just continued
screaming my ass off.
Finally I calmed down enough, and realized the bitch
who dropped me, was the ass who saved me.
I wrapped my arms around his neck and my legs around
his waist for dear life, as I continuously chanted,
"I 'm sorry Jesus"
Blue Doom thought this was hilarious as he
continuously kept laughing.
Not manly chuckles either, but full on 'I just
witnessed someone s**t themselves' laugh.
He slowly lifted us back into the air, causing my
arms and legs to only tighten more.
After a good 100 feet off the ground we started to
slowly fly back to the coast.
"NoW, What have we learned today?" He asked me like I
was a child.
He shouldn't have. My over sharing mouth was in
control, and this b***h was spilling secrets.
"That I haven't done anything in life, and everything
I have done is beyond embarrassing. My greatest
achievement was getting into college and even that
was embarrassing. I tripped into my interview with
the dean, and I even quoted 50 Shades of Grey, by
accident, and she totally caught it. My parents are
assholes, which is probably why I am too! I through
an eight year old into a swimming pool and his mother
tasered me. My one solid boyfriend was a complete
greasy nerd and his ugly ass cheated on me. I mean
who gets cheated on by the person they are pity
dating? ! I was dating him out of pity, and of course
I wouldn 't touch him was a ten foot pole, but you
know he was smart and nerdy and the guys I usually
liked only liked to try to get me to do one thing.
Which of course I never did, then of course that
means me being here with you, I'Il probably die a
virgin" I was on full on tears now.
"I won't have kids! And my ducking hips are so
fucking huge no matter what diet I go on, so
obviously I was meant to have kids, or at least
should say I did because my ass is too big for me
to not have kids. Then I've just hit that fucking
freshman thirty like a b***h. Freshman thirty! As in
thirty pounds, and I'm a f*****g junior. No wonder he
cheated on me! I 'm a f*****g fat ass!" I could stop
sobbing. I can't pull myself together .
"Then you've kidn*pped me, and I don't know why ! I
mean I know I'm attractive so are you going to sell
me into some type of s*x ring? Because I watched
Taken and I 'm not made for that s**t. I cried in
How to Train your Dragon 2, like full on Titanic
cried. How am I suppose to survive this? This is
probably karma you know, I 'm such a horrible person!
I judge people! I shouldn't do that, fifty bucks it 's
somewhere in the bible where it says you shouldn't
judge people, but I do it anyway, you know? But it's
not my fault, people literally want me to judge
them! Like why would you wear your yoga pants when
those bitches became to tight ten years ago? Why
dye your hair s**t green and expect me not to judge
you, or you know c***k a joke or too? Damnit! I mean
I even judge you, what if you are an evil fucking
psychopath, but really you ' re just misunderstood. why
do I think you're evil? The ducking media! And why
do they think you 're evil ... Because you burn down
buildings and there was that one time you through
a death shark at Star Man 's meet and greet photo
shoot, which was hilarious. I mean I laughed, which
of course I got s**t for. But maybe you do everything
for a reason, you know and maybe if everyone just
listened we could understand too" I said the Atlantic
Ocean coming into view. My eyes were still raining
the Niagara Falls into his super suit.
"I want to destroy every super" he said, before
pinching me in the neck slightly causing me
immediately pass out.
Waking up was on a whole different playing field of
pain. It was like everything, everywhere hurt. My
head hurt from both sides, back and front, my
were sore from my sprint, my chest hurt from sucking
in so much salt water, my throat was burning because
of all the screaming I 'd done. Not to mention it felt
like I'd done one hundred squats.
I was in pain.
I groaned as I rolled over and looked up, finding
myself in the same cot, in the same evil lair, I had
to begin with.
Sigh.
Everything had been replaced, and the mess I had
caused was completely cleaned up
I moaned as I sat up and looked at the chair that was
directly in front of my small cot. There laid clothes
and a note.
Take a shower, which is to your left, here are some
clothes. -DB
I quickly grabbed the clothes and walked into the
bathroom, which took my breath away. Everything was
beautiful, the sink was spotless pearl, the ground
the same, but what really took it away was the
shower. It was the size of my bedroom, and had jets
Coming from every angle.
The only ugly thing in the room was the reflection
that looked back at me.
I was disgusting.
My naturally curly hair was matted, there was dried
blood all around my face, and not to mention I looked
like a f*****g unicorn from where I had run head
first into a wal1.
I quickly looked away and climbed into the shower.
Heaven.
Everything was heaven.
I took my time letting the jets propel the soreness
out of my body, I cleaned my hair which I discovered
had sea weed in it.
Barf.
By the time I was done I was skipping out of the
shower. I quickly dried off and through on the shorts
and tee shirt that were left for me, before venturing
down stairs towards the large couch.
I sat down and looked around and nearly s**t myself
when I saw PonyBoy sitting in the corner of the
cOuch, practically buried just staring at me.
"What the hell are you doing?" I asked him trying to
control my breathing.
"Hiding" was his short reply.
O...k
"Why are you hiding?" I asked him confused.
"Because, you got me in trouble" he hissed out.
"Oh. I'm sorry" I said looking away.
He tilted his head in confusion, "you're sorry?" he
asked me shocked.
"Yea, also for you knoW.. knocking you unconscious.
That wasn't cool" I said.
"Well, I 'm sorry too... for throwing that toaster
and hitting you in the face, also for throwing youu
off the side of the railing" he muttered back.
"It's okay, it happens. So... what 's your super
power?" I asked him excitedly.
I 'd never heard of him before, so I was excited to
see what he could do.
"I don't have one" he said before looking away from
me completely.
"Everyone has a super power" I told him trying to
cheer him up, after offending him. God I suck at
small talk.
"Really? Whats yours?" he asked me.
I smirked, "Pissing off Blue Doom" I told him. He
cracked a real smile, which had me beaming at him
like I'd won the lottery, I just wanted to cradle him
to my chest and hug him to death. He was so adorable.
"And you sure use your power a lot" Blue Doom said
strutting into the room like he owned everything, and
he deserved everything.
I rolled my eyes, as he took a seat on the couch next
to PonyBoy and relaxed.
"Ah Mr. I want to destroy Supers is here" I said
glaring at him. I thought the supers were lame, don't
get me wrong , but what they did for others wasn't.
Without them crime would sky rocket.
"Everyone has to have a hobby" he said with a shrug.
Again I rolled my eyes, "so are you going to tell me
who you really are?" I asked him narrowing my eyes at
his face trying to place the Super Villain in front
of me.
"No"
"So your are eventually going to let me go?" I asked
hopefully.
"No"
I slumped back into the couch, "Then what does
it hurt to tell me who you are? Have we ever met
before?" I asked him.
"Because your overly large mouth would blurt my
secret to the first f*****g person you saw, and yes
we have. It was a tragic experience" he said grabbing
the remote and flipping the TV on.
My mouth dropped.
"We 've met?" I asked him confused.
He gave me a dull look, "Yes, and it was so
embarrassing, I don't think you want to talk about
it" he said turning is attention back to the TV.
My smile grew so wide, I 'm surprised my face didn 't
split.
"You embarrassed yourself in front of me, aww thats
so cute, are you crushing on me? Is that it? Where
you trying to impress me and fell on your face or
something?" I asked giggling, my smile so wide.
"No, it was embarrassing for you. We both attended
the same party, in which you tripped fell into a
waiter, who then pushed down the Governor of New
York, and you were so embarrassed that you ran away
trying to escape but you went flying into a pond,
nearly drowning in 2 feet of water. After someone
jumped into save you, you accidentally punched them
in the face, breaking their nose, and your hand, all
at the same time" he said.
My whole face drained of color as that night replayed
like a terrible movie in my mind. That was one of
those experiences that I had tried desperately to
remove from my memory.
That night my mother through a BF. b***h Fit. When we
got home, she was so embarrassed, like it wasn't bad
enough that I was the one who caused a disaster .
I winced, "you wouldn 't happen to be the guy who I
punched would you?" I asked.
"No after you took out the waiter I realize you were
a hazard to society and took ten steps back, Katrina"
he said still not looking at me, eyes focused solely
on the TV.
"Thats so embarrassing ! Oh God, you must think I'm a
stupid klutz" I said burying my face into my hands.
"Thats not true" he said.
I looked up at him surprise and hope coming through,
"Reallv?" I asked him.
"Yea, not just I think you're a stupid klutz, but now
so does the rest of the world" he said pointing at
the television.
I nearly cried.
On TV you could see my awkwardly run a good 10 feet
away from Blue Doom, the night of the k********g , and
sprint behind a corner.
"Oh no" I said.
"Oh yes" you could hear the laughter in Blue Doom's
voice.
The camera changed angles before showing me pick up a
plank a wood and then smacking Blue Doom in the face
as he too rounded the corner.
On camera we both froze, and watched as I put my
hands up and tried to apologize. You can see his
glowing eyes from the blurry camera, and see his lips
form the word run, before I quickly turned around and
ran face first into the f*****g brick wall.
I touched my forehead and winced as I saw my face
make total connection with the wall then the ground.
Blue Doom just loomed over my body, before lifting
his foot and stomping down on my neck, then quickly
removing it before just looking down at me in
annoyance.
My head snapped over to his, "You stepped on my
throat?" I asked annoyed.
"I didn't kill you though" he said trying to defend
himself.
Then you see him sigh before lifting my body up and
flying off into the sky.
It was silent in the room before PonyBoy burst
out into booming laughter, Blue Doom and I jumped
slightly at the sound. PonyBoy was literally rolling
on the floor in laughter, "YOU RAN DIRECTLY INTO
THE WALL, KNOCKING YOURSELF OUT" he boomed before
continuing rolling on the ground dying.
"Don't piss yourself" I hissed at him, which only
caused him to laugh harder.
"Katrina Justice has been identified as the girl who
was taken by Blue Doom, after witnessing him burn
down a building . Here are messages from her family
members" the news lady said, then immediately having
the mic snatched away from her by my mother.
"Oh no" I muttered.
"Katrina, I know you're out there, and honey it'll be
okay, sooner or later he will return you, just like
the first kidnappers did! Don't you-"
My Dad then snatched the mic.
Blue Doom was laughing on the couch as he turned the
TV up.
"Baby, my Katrina, don't worry we will find you,
hopefully in the process we will lose your mother as
well" he said winking into the camera, like he waas
telling me a secret.
"Cut the camera please" I begged to anyone, someone.
My Dad then looked over at the dazzled and confused
news woman, "Are you single?" he asks her. On
national TV.
She looks completely embarrassed, and operns her mouth
to say something when suddenly she 's taken down by my
Mother.
"DON'T FLIRT WITH MY HUSsBAND" she screams out like a
banshee before propelling herself into the air, and
tackling the woman down to the ground.
I sit there in shock, "that didn't just happen" I
say.
"Oh but it did, your family is more entertaining than
reality TV" Blue Doom comments still trying to catch
his breath from laughing.
"Yea, Justice TV, theres nothing more entertaining" I
said sighing as I dropped my head back don into my
hands.
Oh God.