saving me & evil plan & justice tv

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I slammed the lamp down with all my power over the top of PonyBoy 's head. he froze for a second before completely crumbling to the ground. I breathed heavily as I leaned down on my knees. That b***h had been harder to take out than I thought. We 'd been fighting for a good thirty minutes, and when you looked around the lair it was painfully obvious. Everything was broken. The couch was flipped over. The TV was cracked in two different places, the computer monitor had a steak knife sticking out of the middle of it. All the weapons that had been hung on the wall were scattered on the floor and most were broken or misshapen. Our battle royal had destroyed everything . But one thing did come in handy, when we had fallen off the side of the banister, we had fallen into a small little pool that opened out into the ocean. As in Chang Chang jackpot ! As in Ching Ching escape route. I wiped the blood off my mouth and quickly ran oveer to the small opening, almost like a pool. I quickly grabbed a pair of goggles and jumped into the water. I can do this. I can do this. I 'm a f*****g boss, I 'm a hard b***h, I refuse to be caged. I m no animal! I can completely do this. I took a huge gulp of air and then swam down and out into the ocean. The water was pretty cold, but my freedom would be worth it. I continued to kick and kick, but the top wasn't becoming anymore closer and my air supply was slowly running out. I was slowly swimming up and when I looked sideways I saw a huge ass fish swim at me, Causing me to panic and push away. My head made hard contact with something before everything slowly went blurry, and my air supply went completely out. My last thought: I'm totally going to miss the new iPhone 7. Blue Doom/ Blake Dun POv I slipped my mask on and quickly enter my lair looking around. Everything was trashed, and I mean thousands of dollars in replacing expensive s**t trashed. I was going to f*****g murder her. Damnit does no one respect the hostage situations anymore? ! I walked in and immediately saw PonyBoy on the floor a crushed lamp that cost more than some cars, surrounding him. I sent a quick kick into his side causing him to jump up and fling away from the pain. I was about to open my mouth a tear him a new one when my eyes were drawn to the figure outside in the ocean floating. My eyes widened as the trail of blood floated in the water next to the her head. She floated suspended in the water and I felt like the air had been knocked out of me. "s**t!" I screamed as I flew into the small opening I had and straight into the ocean. I flew trough the water, going as fast as I could grabbing her and continuing to fly up out of the Ocean in less than a second. I landed on the cliff that was right in front of my house and rolled her over. She wasn't breathing at all. Fuck. I grabbed her and leaned her in her back and started pushing down on her chest, I brought my face close to hers ready to blow into her mouth. Expect she beat me. She coughed up the f*****g sea right into my open mouth. I laid there in shock at what had just happened while she gasped and coughed like a dumbass. She rolled over and started kissing the ground "thank you Jesus" she whispered to her self before she sat up and looked over at me Her whole face drained of color, when her eyes met mine. "Uhh ... Umm How was your errand?" She asked me. I breathed out of mouth and tried to cap down myy explosive anger. I leaned back and tried to relax on the fact that she almost killed herself, and would have put me to blame. "It was alright. Shoved a few kids, made some babies cry, kick a few cats" I said shrugging. It honestly took my breath away when she graced me with a 1ittle smile, clearly amused by my jokes. "Cause any car accidents?" She asked. "No those are especially for Thursday 's" I said Smirking slightly at her joke. She chuckled, "fun stuff" she said. "Yea, but you know what are the absolute best ones?" I asked her faking excitement. She looked hesitant, "no?" She said. "Coming home finding all my s**t destroyed, seeing my henchman passed out on the floor beaten like a bitch with a lamp, and then finding your hostage drowning and having to jump in the freezing ocean and drag her heavy unconscious body out, then having her spit sea water from her mouth into mine, knowing she hasn't brushed in a good day and a half" I growled out in complete anger. She giggled nervously, '"yea those are the best" she said her voice going hoarse in fear. I smiled evilly at her before quickly grabbing her and flying off into the sky, before she could even Scream. For fear of falling she lat ched her legs around my waist and then her arms around my neck, while her enormously large mouth screamed into the side of my ear. I should 've just let her drown. But something crazy happened. Something that hadn't been happening to me in awhile. I felt an undeniable need to save her when I saw her in the water. I just had to save her, I didn't even think, I just went. That hadn't happened to me in a long time, I hadn 't felt the need to save anyone for awhile, well I've never actually acted on the urge to save should I say. I looked at the crazy girl clutching onto me for dear life. What the hell was she doing to me? Since when am I helpful? I quickly through the thought out of my head when I stopped flying and landed on top of my building. She quickly jumped off of me and looked around, fear and amazement in her eyes as she looked around. I looked at her curiously, as her hand clamped down city. the on my cape, and she looked around the city. She must have been astounded. "Okay cool, take me down now" she said quickly. Or not. I smiled devilishly at her, and her face drained of again. color This was going to be too good. My face drained of color when I saw the smile he gave me. It wasn't a hey cutie what 's your number, smile. More like I can 't wait to make you cry and drink your tears for dessert, smile. My stomach dropped. "what did I say before I left?" He asked me patiently like he was talking to a child. I looked down at the ground, "goodbye?" I asked hopefully. He smiled wider. Oh s**t. "More along the lines of, don't do anything stupid or you'11 be punished" he said still smiling. "I feel like you said a solid good bye" I said nervously inching away from him. "You wish" he muttered darkly. He had no idea. "Now tell me, when I said don't do anything stupid, do you think destroying my s**t, knocking my boy unconscious, and trying to swim thousands of feet up, nearly drowning, trying to escape, counts as stupid?" He asked me looking at me like a was a toddler and he was my parents. ". Honestly, I think it depends on who you ask" I said. Without warning or hesitation, he shoved me in the chest. He used so much force that I sent flying backwards a good few feet before completely tipping over the side of the building. There is no way to describe how it feels when you think you are going to die. It's almost calming as you look back on everything you 've done, that took me a solid second before I realized I hadn't done much and most of what I had done was too embarrassing for words. So after that I went to the second best thing. I realized I didn't want to f*****g die, and especially only at the age of 20. So I screamed. I screamed because I was most 1ikely going to hell. I screamed because I knew when I hit the ground my face would be so ugly, I'd have a closed casket at my funeral. And I screamed because ... Damnit I didn 't want to die. Would it hurt? Would Jesus welcome me? Or would I become Satan's mistress? So many questions, so many things I wanted to do, like ... Ride a motorcycle. Or I don't know not die a Virgin. When that piece of information hit me I seemed to scream louder. I wanted to plan my wedding, force my kids to do everything I didn't, like become gymnast, and pro athletes, and become the f*****g president. But noO. I get the flattened pancake storyline. The ground was a solid inch away from my face before I suddenly stopped falling. But even then I continued to scream bloody murder as I levitated an inch above the ground. My face directly in front of the sidewalk. I was suddenly flipped around and came face to face with golden eyes. He looked too amused, while I just continued screaming my ass off. Finally I calmed down enough, and realized the bitch who dropped me, was the ass who saved me. I wrapped my arms around his neck and my legs around his waist for dear life, as I continuously chanted, "I 'm sorry Jesus" Blue Doom thought this was hilarious as he continuously kept laughing. Not manly chuckles either, but full on 'I just witnessed someone s**t themselves' laugh. He slowly lifted us back into the air, causing my arms and legs to only tighten more. After a good 100 feet off the ground we started to slowly fly back to the coast. "NoW, What have we learned today?" He asked me like I was a child. He shouldn't have. My over sharing mouth was in control, and this b***h was spilling secrets. "That I haven't done anything in life, and everything I have done is beyond embarrassing. My greatest achievement was getting into college and even that was embarrassing. I tripped into my interview with the dean, and I even quoted 50 Shades of Grey, by accident, and she totally caught it. My parents are assholes, which is probably why I am too! I through an eight year old into a swimming pool and his mother tasered me. My one solid boyfriend was a complete greasy nerd and his ugly ass cheated on me. I mean who gets cheated on by the person they are pity dating? ! I was dating him out of pity, and of course I wouldn 't touch him was a ten foot pole, but you know he was smart and nerdy and the guys I usually liked only liked to try to get me to do one thing. Which of course I never did, then of course that means me being here with you, I'Il probably die a virgin" I was on full on tears now. "I won't have kids! And my ducking hips are so fucking huge no matter what diet I go on, so obviously I was meant to have kids, or at least should say I did because my ass is too big for me to not have kids. Then I've just hit that fucking freshman thirty like a b***h. Freshman thirty! As in thirty pounds, and I'm a f*****g junior. No wonder he cheated on me! I 'm a f*****g fat ass!" I could stop sobbing. I can't pull myself together . "Then you've kidn*pped me, and I don't know why ! I mean I know I'm attractive so are you going to sell me into some type of s*x ring? Because I watched Taken and I 'm not made for that s**t. I cried in How to Train your Dragon 2, like full on Titanic cried. How am I suppose to survive this? This is probably karma you know, I 'm such a horrible person! I judge people! I shouldn't do that, fifty bucks it 's somewhere in the bible where it says you shouldn't judge people, but I do it anyway, you know? But it's not my fault, people literally want me to judge them! Like why would you wear your yoga pants when those bitches became to tight ten years ago? Why dye your hair s**t green and expect me not to judge you, or you know c***k a joke or too? Damnit! I mean I even judge you, what if you are an evil fucking psychopath, but really you ' re just misunderstood. why do I think you're evil? The ducking media! And why do they think you 're evil ... Because you burn down buildings and there was that one time you through a death shark at Star Man 's meet and greet photo shoot, which was hilarious. I mean I laughed, which of course I got s**t for. But maybe you do everything for a reason, you know and maybe if everyone just listened we could understand too" I said the Atlantic Ocean coming into view. My eyes were still raining the Niagara Falls into his super suit. "I want to destroy every super" he said, before pinching me in the neck slightly causing me immediately pass out. Waking up was on a whole different playing field of pain. It was like everything, everywhere hurt. My head hurt from both sides, back and front, my were sore from my sprint, my chest hurt from sucking in so much salt water, my throat was burning because of all the screaming I 'd done. Not to mention it felt like I'd done one hundred squats. I was in pain. I groaned as I rolled over and looked up, finding myself in the same cot, in the same evil lair, I had to begin with. Sigh. Everything had been replaced, and the mess I had caused was completely cleaned up I moaned as I sat up and looked at the chair that was directly in front of my small cot. There laid clothes and a note. Take a shower, which is to your left, here are some clothes. -DB I quickly grabbed the clothes and walked into the bathroom, which took my breath away. Everything was beautiful, the sink was spotless pearl, the ground the same, but what really took it away was the shower. It was the size of my bedroom, and had jets Coming from every angle. The only ugly thing in the room was the reflection that looked back at me. I was disgusting. My naturally curly hair was matted, there was dried blood all around my face, and not to mention I looked like a f*****g unicorn from where I had run head first into a wal1. I quickly looked away and climbed into the shower. Heaven. Everything was heaven. I took my time letting the jets propel the soreness out of my body, I cleaned my hair which I discovered had sea weed in it. Barf. By the time I was done I was skipping out of the shower. I quickly dried off and through on the shorts and tee shirt that were left for me, before venturing down stairs towards the large couch. I sat down and looked around and nearly s**t myself when I saw PonyBoy sitting in the corner of the cOuch, practically buried just staring at me. "What the hell are you doing?" I asked him trying to control my breathing. "Hiding" was his short reply. O...k "Why are you hiding?" I asked him confused. "Because, you got me in trouble" he hissed out. "Oh. I'm sorry" I said looking away. He tilted his head in confusion, "you're sorry?" he asked me shocked. "Yea, also for you knoW.. knocking you unconscious. That wasn't cool" I said. "Well, I 'm sorry too... for throwing that toaster and hitting you in the face, also for throwing youu off the side of the railing" he muttered back. "It's okay, it happens. So... what 's your super power?" I asked him excitedly. I 'd never heard of him before, so I was excited to see what he could do. "I don't have one" he said before looking away from me completely. "Everyone has a super power" I told him trying to cheer him up, after offending him. God I suck at small talk. "Really? Whats yours?" he asked me. I smirked, "Pissing off Blue Doom" I told him. He cracked a real smile, which had me beaming at him like I'd won the lottery, I just wanted to cradle him to my chest and hug him to death. He was so adorable. "And you sure use your power a lot" Blue Doom said strutting into the room like he owned everything, and he deserved everything. I rolled my eyes, as he took a seat on the couch next to PonyBoy and relaxed. "Ah Mr. I want to destroy Supers is here" I said glaring at him. I thought the supers were lame, don't get me wrong , but what they did for others wasn't. Without them crime would sky rocket. "Everyone has to have a hobby" he said with a shrug. Again I rolled my eyes, "so are you going to tell me who you really are?" I asked him narrowing my eyes at his face trying to place the Super Villain in front of me. "No" "So your are eventually going to let me go?" I asked hopefully. "No" I slumped back into the couch, "Then what does it hurt to tell me who you are? Have we ever met before?" I asked him. "Because your overly large mouth would blurt my secret to the first f*****g person you saw, and yes we have. It was a tragic experience" he said grabbing the remote and flipping the TV on. My mouth dropped. "We 've met?" I asked him confused. He gave me a dull look, "Yes, and it was so embarrassing, I don't think you want to talk about it" he said turning is attention back to the TV. My smile grew so wide, I 'm surprised my face didn 't split. "You embarrassed yourself in front of me, aww thats so cute, are you crushing on me? Is that it? Where you trying to impress me and fell on your face or something?" I asked giggling, my smile so wide. "No, it was embarrassing for you. We both attended the same party, in which you tripped fell into a waiter, who then pushed down the Governor of New York, and you were so embarrassed that you ran away trying to escape but you went flying into a pond, nearly drowning in 2 feet of water. After someone jumped into save you, you accidentally punched them in the face, breaking their nose, and your hand, all at the same time" he said. My whole face drained of color as that night replayed like a terrible movie in my mind. That was one of those experiences that I had tried desperately to remove from my memory. That night my mother through a BF. b***h Fit. When we got home, she was so embarrassed, like it wasn't bad enough that I was the one who caused a disaster . I winced, "you wouldn 't happen to be the guy who I punched would you?" I asked. "No after you took out the waiter I realize you were a hazard to society and took ten steps back, Katrina" he said still not looking at me, eyes focused solely on the TV. "Thats so embarrassing ! Oh God, you must think I'm a stupid klutz" I said burying my face into my hands. "Thats not true" he said. I looked up at him surprise and hope coming through, "Reallv?" I asked him. "Yea, not just I think you're a stupid klutz, but now so does the rest of the world" he said pointing at the television. I nearly cried. On TV you could see my awkwardly run a good 10 feet away from Blue Doom, the night of the k********g , and sprint behind a corner. "Oh no" I said. "Oh yes" you could hear the laughter in Blue Doom's voice. The camera changed angles before showing me pick up a plank a wood and then smacking Blue Doom in the face as he too rounded the corner. On camera we both froze, and watched as I put my hands up and tried to apologize. You can see his glowing eyes from the blurry camera, and see his lips form the word run, before I quickly turned around and ran face first into the f*****g brick wall. I touched my forehead and winced as I saw my face make total connection with the wall then the ground. Blue Doom just loomed over my body, before lifting his foot and stomping down on my neck, then quickly removing it before just looking down at me in annoyance. My head snapped over to his, "You stepped on my throat?" I asked annoyed. "I didn't kill you though" he said trying to defend himself. Then you see him sigh before lifting my body up and flying off into the sky. It was silent in the room before PonyBoy burst out into booming laughter, Blue Doom and I jumped slightly at the sound. PonyBoy was literally rolling on the floor in laughter, "YOU RAN DIRECTLY INTO THE WALL, KNOCKING YOURSELF OUT" he boomed before continuing rolling on the ground dying. "Don't piss yourself" I hissed at him, which only caused him to laugh harder. "Katrina Justice has been identified as the girl who was taken by Blue Doom, after witnessing him burn down a building . Here are messages from her family members" the news lady said, then immediately having the mic snatched away from her by my mother. "Oh no" I muttered. "Katrina, I know you're out there, and honey it'll be okay, sooner or later he will return you, just like the first kidnappers did! Don't you-" My Dad then snatched the mic. Blue Doom was laughing on the couch as he turned the TV up. "Baby, my Katrina, don't worry we will find you, hopefully in the process we will lose your mother as well" he said winking into the camera, like he waas telling me a secret. "Cut the camera please" I begged to anyone, someone. My Dad then looked over at the dazzled and confused news woman, "Are you single?" he asks her. On national TV. She looks completely embarrassed, and operns her mouth to say something when suddenly she 's taken down by my Mother. "DON'T FLIRT WITH MY HUSsBAND" she screams out like a banshee before propelling herself into the air, and tackling the woman down to the ground. I sit there in shock, "that didn't just happen" I say. "Oh but it did, your family is more entertaining than reality TV" Blue Doom comments still trying to catch his breath from laughing. "Yea, Justice TV, theres nothing more entertaining" I said sighing as I dropped my head back don into my hands. Oh God.
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