“Let’s see, so we want to prevent Black Hole from attending the Pride on Saturday next week, and we want them to inform John on or just before the previous Thursday. We’re not giving ourselves much time, are we? Mum and Nain had six days and there were two of them!”
“There are two of us too, don’t forget! We could try what your mother did, give them Chicken Pox or Influenza. Or have someone steal their van with all their gear in it? Something like that…”
“We could do, but Mum and Nain is better at defending herself than we are… How about giving them something that we wouldn’t mind having ourselves… like an interview for a TV show which clashes with that Saturday night?”
“Clever! I see how you play this now… I thought you said that you knew nothing”.
“No, I don’t think that I did, I thi
