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Horizontal Memoirs
by J. A. Smith
ISBN: 978-1-950910-08-3
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Copyright © 2019 J.A. Smith
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Dedication
Alison, Alice, Amanda, Amber, Anette, Angela, Angie, Ann, Annie, Barbara, Bebe, Beth, Betsy, Bonnie, Candy, Carrie, Carol, Cecile, Charlene, Chris, Christie, Christine, Clair, Connie, Dana, Danette, Danielle, Darlene, Debbie, Dee, Donna, Doreen, Doris, Eileen, Evelyn, Idonna, Izzy, Jan, Jane, Janet, Janice, Jean, Jennifer, Jessica, Jill, Joan, Jody, Josie, Judith, Julie, Karen, Kat, Kate, Kathy, Kelly, Kim, Kori, Kris, Kristen, Lena, Leslie, Linda, Lisa, Liz, Lorie, Lynn, Madeline, Mandy, Margaret, Margie, Mary, Mary Ann, Mary Joe, Meiling, Merian, Michelle, Melissa, Minnie, Miss Birmingham, Miss Melbourne, Miss Sharona, Nancy, Natalie, Nettie, Paula, Pixie, Rachel, Rebecca, Regina, Renee, Rita, Robin, Rochelle, Ronda, Rose, Sandy, Sharon, Shelia, Shelly, Shirley, Stacy, Steph, Sue, Susan, Suzy, Tammy, Tanya, Tasha, Teresa, Terri, Tess, Tiffany, Tillie, Tracy, Tracy Ann, Ula, Veronica, Vickie, Wanda, Wendy, Yvonne
Introduction
We are Jon and Alison. We have been swingers for more than thirty-years. This book documents our swinging adventures and the people we met along the way. I originally planned to change names of our friends to protect the guilty. The problem was the changed name might match other swingers. Even fake names like Mortimer and Gertrude may actually be swingers somewhere. Therefore, to confuse the reader as much as possible, I have made up some names, mixed up couple’s names, and in a few cases used a real name. All in an attempt to protect the identity of the participants and keep the reader as confused, regarding identity, as much as possible.
I have been careful to conceal the identity of relatively famous people. Unfortunately, there are no movie stars, major politicians, or sports figures in these stories. I am sure there are swingers in those professions, but I have not knowingly been aware of any such participants.
We have met a few important doctors, a state assemblyman, several school principals, army special forces, airline pilots, fire & police chiefs, a participant in the Tour d’ France, many teachers, a retired secret service agent, several navy officers, a PTA official, an ex-NFL football player, a centerfold, a minister, a stripper, and a playboy bunny.
In most cases, the places and geographical locations are as stated. If I have used a fake name for a location, I will tell you so.
There is a great deal more humor in swinging than there is in normal lovemaking. Maybe humor can compensate for a little nervousness. I have found, when swinger couples are comfortable enough with each other, they enjoy a little chuckle now and then. I have included the humor in my telling of our stories. These are stories of how people behave when they feel secure with one another, and they are in erotic surroundings with other nice people.
