FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS 1st Season [01] Writer: Frederico Cuna Good reading — Boy, you should give up this world of rap. You don't have the style for this, you should listen to me. — said Buxexa with his baggy clothes, sunglasses and Jordans on his feet His iPhone After Gabriel opened his grandfather's message, he was surprised and immediately responded. — I'm here by your side, did I need to send a message? I'm not deaf. — These are tips on how to dress well. When I talk about this it seems like my voice hurts your ears, so read on. The young man responsible for their trip from Heetch) dropped them off at the Macon terminal at Gamek and they both got off with their bags. They stood near the road looking at the terminal and sighed. They looked on the right and there was Huambo Expresso. — Now I'm confused, which one we're going to travel on. said Gabriel. — I think it’s better at Huambo Express. — this travel agency is actually the one that Raquel used with Miguens' cuckold. That's bad luck, I prefer Macon. — replied Hilário, holding his bags. — What does a travel agency have to do with the horns that Raquel gave Miguens? Isn't this Maria's trauma? — Don't mention that name. I'm going to ruin your day and you won't recognize me. Maria is an old case. When I had my first kiss with Maria, this Huambo Expresso s**t didn't exist yet. Let's go before I change my mind and we don't travel anymore. The two picked up their bags and headed inside the Macon. Hilário is a gentleman (grandmother) with an age never revealed who leads the life of a total adventurer. He is known by the community for having an incredible ability to leave any woman drooling with his charms and his infallible techniques for satisfying any woman in bed. His great responsibility is to pass on all his knowledge to his grandson (Gabriel) who has been his student for a long time. The two live together in Luanda but decided to take this dream trip to the city of Sumbe - Cuanza Sul for an adventure. Furthermore, it is where Gabriel's father's old house is located, who died when he was still a child. *** Outside, Flavianny and Luísa have just arrived. Flavianny called the security guard and asked him to go get a wheelbarrow to transport her things but the security guard said that wasn't his job. Flavianny tried to complicate the security guard but Luísa put an end to that. — poor sir. Let's do it like this. I go inside, take the damn cart and bring it. But on one condition. — Luísa looked at Flavianny, seeing her reaction, and then continued. — You will take the cart with our things inside. —But who is the oldest here? asked Flavianny. Before answering, Luísa laughed a lot. — your courage scares me, sister. You have to take into account that your parents only accepted that you travel because of me. Because I'm the oldest and I'm interested in studying far away from here. — You're talking a lot. Our ticket is not eternal, much less the departure time. We're going to miss the bus if you talk too much. Luísa got in and got the car. When they arrived inside the bus, the seat number hit the back. They walked slowly down the corridor, checking the seat numbers and when they passed towards Hilário and Gabriel, they both looked at their swaying tails, exchanged a look and smiled. — We haven't left yet and it's already started to take care of itself. — Gabriel said, laughing. — don’t worry, calm down. What are you taking care of? Have you only seen skinny girls' butts wagging like a girl and are you already scared? Learn from me my boy. First step before trying to f**k a girl. Never drool over her ass, you'll suffer. — What is the second rule? — Gabriel questioned, holding the phone and sighing as a sign of disinterest. — the second step is practice and you will see that when we stop in the film. The clock showed 8pm and the bus finally left. A few hours later, the bus stopped and everyone got off for one of the best moments of the trip (buying food). — What are you going to eat? — Luísa asked Flavianny. - I don't know. Let's go and then I choose. The two grabbed their wallets and phones and went downstairs. Hilário expected his grandson to find the wallet but without success. — Still put your hands in your pants pockets. — said Hilário impatiently. Gabriel put his hands in his pockets and smiled. — you are sick. A man can't be messed up, come on. As they got off the bus, right at the door, Gabriel tripped and fell face down on the floor. His fall made so much noise that it caught the attention of everyone around, including Luísa and Flavianny. Hilário put his hand on his head and said. — my brother, your chance to conquer is over. Still, he's content with just his eyes. You smeared yourself with cow dung from head to toe. Gabriel got up and shook himself and said: — you can, gym habit still hasn't left me. Anything I want to fall. — Gym habit? You are only increasing your suffering. A skinny, almost malnourished guy like you, which gym goes to the gym? You are the remains of someone suffering from tuberculosis. Don't walk with me, just get on the bus and I'll take your food. — of course not, I'm fine. Let's go buy food. The two approached the place where Luísa and Flavianny were shopping. Stoves forming a train filled with chicken, meat and gizzards. Alongside potatoes and fried banana. — Auntie, please. Just prepare two whole chickens and all the potatoes there are here. — Gabriel said boldly with his hands in his pockets. Hilário looked at Gabriel and smiled. — Oh brother, is that it? Are you crazy? "Boy, it won't be possible to put all the potatoes in because I haven't taken them from the girls yet" THE BUSINESS LADY REPLYED. Luísa and Flavianny looked at Gabriel and rolled their eyes. — Mom, don’t care about this kid. He suffered from malaria for 6 years. This one was already idle, the cazombis are taking over him again. — said Hilário and the lady handed the girls their food and they left. Gabriel didn't stop looking at them as they walked. Hilário received two whole chickens, asked the lady to put them in a bag and got Gabriel back on the bus. — I'm just going to take off one leg. The rest of the whole chickens are for you. Listen to me carefully, if you don't finish this I'm going to give you a good slap, your illusion will end you instantly. Start eating while it's early. Gabriel looked inside the bag and the food was too much. — I was just joking. — It was just gnoco. When you see women, you get confused about wanting to spend money for nothing, that's why they pimped you that day, bwee at the party, but you didn't. Are you a man and are you this stupid? — do you need to speak loudly for everyone to hear? You, grandmother, are sometimes confusing after all. Don't bother me anymore, I'll eat and that's it. Two hours later, Gabriel fell asleep and didn't even manage to eat half of the food. At around 3 am, the bus entered the city of Sumbe. Most people fell asleep and many were unaware of their stops. Flavianny and Luísa had to stop at the entrance to the centrality but due to sleep, they woke up and were at the Macon terminal. Hilário and Gabriel were near the road waiting for a miracle for a taxi to appear so they could go to the other neighborhood but it was very difficult. When they looked back, they saw Flavianny and Luísa arguing because they both fell asleep. — you're the oldest and you had to be careful. — said Flavianny, dragging her bags. — Oh! Now at this moment you want to show off that I'm older, right? Shut up because I was tired too and fell asleep. The two approached the road next to Hilário and Gabriel and continued to argue. Hilário decided to get involved in their conversation and said: — Are they lost? Do you need help? Flavianny answered "NO" but Luísa answered "YES" Hilário watched them try to decide and then Flavianny took the floor and said. — We just passed our stop, but we're going to call a YANGO to take us home. — What are you going to call? — Hilário asked, laughing and Flavianny repeated the name " YANGO ". — where do you think you are? Will Yango now leave Luanda here in the dust? Do we already have jets at Yango or what? — Isn't it here? asked Flavianny. — Gabriel, can you see, woman, that you were getting in the way? Very pretty and even dumber. — No need to offend me, I didn't know that. So how are we going to get to centrality? There is no taxi fare here. — It's 3am. Who's going to take a public taxi at this hour in this city? Your wizard grandfather can only. Luísa decided to take the floor. — and where are you going? — We're going right here, very close to E-15. — replied Hilário. — can you take us? When morning comes we will leave and go to our house. Please, we don't want to stay here until morning. — We who are walking around with very sharp sticks, are you sure you want to spend the night in the house of two hungry people? Luísa rolled her eyes and backed away. - leave it there. The taxi was really difficult and everyone was feeling sleepy. Therefore, Hilário had to do something. He looked around on all four sides and saw a mother in the parking lot with keys in her hand. He asked Gabriel to stay put and took action. Flavianny, Luísa and Gabriel watched the eldest walk towards the lady. — Is he your brother or your father? — Luísa asked Gabriel. — My grandfather. — Gabriel replied. — Oh? In that case you look like the old man here. Gabriel preferred not to respond and remained silent. Hilário approached the lady and greeted her while opening the car door. - goodnight. — replied the lady, somewhat surprised. — I was there on the road with my grandchildren, we all looked at you and they said grandmother, 50 years of being a widow is a lot. There is the love of your life. — The lady was completely blocked and didn’t know what to say. Then, Hilário continued. — My name is Hilário, better known as BUXEXA. — Sabrina. — the lady shook hands and they shook. — I have a husband, sir. — When someone says they have a husband or boyfriend it's because they're interested and the only reason they're not cute with me now is because they have that husband. If you really weren't interested in me, you'd say you don't want me and tell me to leave. Now let's see, it's 3 am. A woman who works until this hour must have a dream man. Does that mean you always get home at 4am? Unless you're Zilka Monteiro. We just need help. We have just arrived and there are no taxis left. My youngest granddaughter suffers from bronchitis and this fresh air could make the situation worse. Let's stay nearby at E-15, I know they've raised the price of gasoline but we can fill up your tank. To Be Continued