The Fun Parts of Painting by T.K. DaneJude Parker likes his couch. Likes it a lot. It is leather and comfy and cost more than any human being should’ve spent on a piece of furniture. And, it often had the added feature of having his boyfriend Shane McCray on it. Now, it’s destroyed, and he can only look at the man he’s been sleeping with for the past six months in disbelief. He’d only left Shane for fifteen minutes. Told him to hang out for a minute, he’d be right back. “You didn’t—” he starts and has to stop, to look at the c*****e. Look up at the freshly painted chunk of ceiling, back down at the paint-covered Shane. “I didn’t what?” Shane asks when he doesn’t finish. Shane had been more than eager to help Jude repaint his living room when Jude pointed out the discoloration on the ce

