Prolouge
“Well today is the day I go to jail.” Is what I thought as I was riding away in the back of a police officers car because apparently fighting at a mall over Ultra Spaghetti Bros. World is a jailable offense but that wasn't my biggest concern.
“You almost ruined your life over a video game son?”
Yep, there it is the lecture from my over-protective father and in about 3 seconds he’s gonna give the “Family Rant” as he calls it.
“You know when I was young I went out and actually got a job to contribute to the Natsuki’s family name!”
“Well, I'm sorry dad I'm the sperm cell that won the race.” My dad just looked into the rear view mirror and let of a sigh that will forever resonate in my soul, it was the sigh of disappointment.
As we rode in silence I dozed off into a deep sleep, deeper than I have ever fallen before as if I was being transported to another world
"Oh Jacob you poor boy never got a chance to shine in his world, well lucky for you I can give you a brand new start at life!” A voice that almost sounded heart-warming has offered me another chance at life, was this a good thing to do I thought.
“You promise my life will be better?” I was so desperate to leave that place that at this point I would accept any half-ass escape from my dad.
“Well of course I will! All you have to say is I accept.”
My head was ringing worse than when I thought t was a good idea to hide in a church bell for hide and seek but when I opened my eyes I was in a hospital?
“Doctor he’s awake!”
The doctor rushed the room and ran up to me to shake my hand and was repeatedly saying
“Eureka! We beat science greatest challenge this is grounds for celebration!”
My head still numb from the pain was aching even worse trying to figure out why I was in the hospital so I finally spoke up
“Uh, excuse me I know its a happy moment and all but what’s going on? Were is my dad?”
The doctors all look in confusion as the boy seems to not even know that he is in the hospital
"Son, you've been in a coma for the past 500 years its the year 20XX now, did you not look at your calendar we had posted on your wall?"
I took a glance around the room and noticed dead flowers and old deflated balloons with "Get Well Soon" on them and sure enough, the calendar read the exact date the doctor had mentioned.
"Wait, so I've been in a coma for 500 years!? How have I not perished away like the rest of the filth that was in my world?"
The doctor looked at me as if he had never heard anyone say something so vulgar in his life
"Well sir your father signed you up for our Re-Life program which takes the DNA of a turtle and the worlds oldest crocodile and fused it into your DNA to make you the oldest living human on the planet earth! Your our first ever surviving test subject but it sure is a shame that you took a little longer to wake then we initially thought which shaved a few years off your life but look at the bright side your nature's greatest mystery!"
I looked at the doctor as if he was pure scum, I've never seen someone so stuck up their own ass before in my life
"You assholes! Did you even think about what I wanted?! I had everything were I wanted it to be, do you seriously think I want to be trapped in some far away land with no friends no family nothing?!"
The doctor and the nurses all rushed to hold me down as i stood in my resting bed, I've never been so humiliated in my life being held down by weaklings like this.
"You i***t! Do you even begin to comprehend how much science went into this project? Your father gave his life to save yours and the best thing you can say is "I'm by myself"? You need a serious life check!"
I felt the doctors cold hand go across my face as he beat me while I was helplessly held down by the nurses he might be right, I do need a reality check.
END.