Back at my house, Archer and I were sat on my bed playing monopoly.
"You know the royal family isn't allowed to play monopoly?" I said and he gave me a weird look.
"We have an orange, sweetheart, not a royal family."
I rolled my eyes, unable to fight an amused smile. "Not America's dumb ass, Britain's."
He looked at me in question. "Why not?"
I moved the top hat. "Because apparently it's too violent. People get into fights and stuff because of it and they're not allowed to do that."
He scoffed. "People fight over monopoly? Why?"
"I have no idea."
• • •
"You CHEATED!" I screamed, my mascara now smudged due to the tears on my face. Archer's jaw ticked as he rolled his hands into fists.
"I don't cheat, River, f**k off. You're just a sore loser."
"Oh? I'm the sore loser!?" I screame
