MY UNCLE'S MIRROR

] JOSH CONCEPT: 😩𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏😩 🙆🏾‍♂️𝐌𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬🙄 ___________________________ Yesterday night, i was in my room trying to post my jokes as usual when I heard a strange sound on the front door 🙄.."Who is that"?! I questioned in a loud voice. The place got silent so I continued writing my jokes. two minutes later the sound came this time very loud! I ran🏃to see what was happening., When I opened the front door to see what was happening; behold four huge guys with mask👺on their faces! 🙄🙆🏾‍♂️ I couldn't believe the force that lifted me off the ground and dragged me straight to the sitting room and knocked me on the ground, and a foot was already standing on my neck pushing it to the ground like when they are about to slūtter a Christmas goat, that I could hardly breathe 😫😫😢... "Uncle arm robber, u will k!ll me oo" I screāmed in agony. "Shout up fōol! where's all the money your dad has in here?" a big voice questioned me🥴😰 I don't know oo, my dad is not even around. I replied! I tried to look at the faces of the individuals that has come to Robb us but they ordered me to keep my UGLY FACE down😔🙆🏾‍♂️! chai! tonight we're finished! I screāmed in my head. immediately I heard Aunty Jenny shouting from her Apartment; "Help oo! Help oo! arm robbers wants to k!ll me"... immediately I felt released a bit and said to myself "Atleast I'm not the only one they will k!ll tonight." 🤫😁😔 One of the robbers standing on top of me suddenly asked me a question that shōcked me that I nearly swallowed my own head🙆🏾‍♂️😰...He was like: " You fōol! are you the Yung Tyga people always talking about, who almost made a lady got sacked for laughing out uncomfortably at work after reading some of your Nonsēnse jokes online?"🤔😏... I tried lying to him that I'm not, by saying "Uncle arm robber, it's not me oo." But the slap wey he slāpped me for lieing ehn, I've never received such in my entire life 😫👋,... while they were tortūring me, Aunty Jenny & our Landlord on the other hands were being forced to show them where the money in the house were. immediately one of the robbers torturing me started checking my pockets and luckily found my phone with my f*******: page still opened on it... Suddenly he started laughing uncomfortably!🙄 I knew he was reading some of my jokes.🤫😁🙆🏾‍♂️... Some of his friends that were torturing Aunty Jenny & our Landlord shouted from that side "Scorpio, what the hēll is going on in there🙄👺?" And the Gang member that was laughing while looking in my phone replied "This is the id!ot called Yung Tyga, that is always disturbing us with his jokes" 😏🤨 immediately the gang leader came dragging aunty Jenny by her hair and... *To be continued...* *🕊️ Guys Reaction is my Free payment. 🌜Please react each posts.❤️🫶❤️* *Jøshüä Kïmmïçh Jüñïör* [5/24, 14:55] JOSH CONCEPT: 😩𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 2😩 🙆🏾‍♂️𝐌𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬🙄 ___________________________ The gang leader came, dragging Aunty Jenny by her hair🙄🥺... Aunty Jenny was scrēaming in agony 😭😩 but they couldn't pity her! I couldn't believe this was happening to my aunty who's always says that "No man has ever beaten her before" (meaning: she can challenge any man when it comes to fīghting🤼)... At that moment when I saw😳 the gang leader dragging her to the sitting room where I was been tourtured, I almost būrsted up with Laughter!🤭 if it weren't that one of the gangs feet was on my neck,😫 I would've made them k!ll us for nothing by laughing out loud🤣. immediately I saw our landlord being dragged too by another gang into the same place we were. " You're the owner of this house right?😠👺the gang leader asked our landlord who was already terribly bleēding from the dragging😩🩸.. Yes! I'm the owner:-😳 Our landlord replied in a trembling voice😫. *Then you should know where all the money are!'' The gang leader said to our landlord with a harsh voice.😡👺 My son please,🙏😭we don't have any money here oo, our landlord cried. Then I immediately i shouted: "Uncle landlord stop lieing naa, u have money!😒Me and Aunty Jenny even paid your rent of $50,000 yesterday!" 😒🙄... *The boy is right!, go and bring the money or we k!ll u all!!* the gang leader cūts in with great anger on his face.😠 :-And you! Yung Tyga, bring all of the MONEY u make from posting jokes, or I'll take your LIFE myself-:🥴😠 ..a gang from the other end shouted. "Uncle arm robber, I don't have money oo, And secondly I don't have life cos i gave my life to Christ last Sunday"😩😔 -I replied in a crying voice😫.... while all this was going on, one of the gang👺took a knìfe🔪and stābbed Aunty Jenny🩸 in her chest...😳 Immediately the gang leader got āngry😠at what his colleague did and shouted at him and said.... *To be continued...* *🕊️ Guys Reaction is my Free payment. 🌜Please react each posts.❤️🫶❤️* *Jøshüä Kïmmïçh Jüñïör* [5/24, 14:55] JOSH CONCEPT: 😩𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 3😩 🙆🏾‍♂️𝐌𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬🙄 ___________________________ After Aunty Jenny was being stābbed in the chest🩸🔪by the gang👺 that was previously dragging her, the Gangs leader shouted "Scorpio! why the hêll did you stāb her without my permission?" 😡 -I've never felt this kind of pain in my entire life!😰 After seeing my Aunty being stābbed*in the chest 😫🙆🏾‍♂️😭 "Uncle arm robber, why did you stāb my Aunt?, what if I stābbed your mom like that, would u be satisfied?" Gang member👺: Did you just hear what he said?! he shouted to his leader. Gang leader😡: "I said why did u stāb his Aunty without my permission??!!" the gang's leader cuts in with anger. Gang member👺: "I'm sorry boss" 😒.. the gang pleaded to his boss. While they were shouting from one thing to another, our landlord has already poōed[messed]💩 on himself ,😭😫 after seeing Aunty Jenny being stābbed. I was crying so uncontrollably 😭.. Aunty was now lying on the floor so helpless 😴🩸and bleēding! Me: "*Aunty Jenny why did u leave me,? 😭 "*Who is gonna wash my bedsheets next time i 'Bed wet'? "*who's charger 🔌will I borrow to charge my phone to post jokes for my fans"?📝😭 Those were question I were asking my helpless aunty while crying!😭 Gang member👺: Shut up my young man!-do u want police to hear ur stupīd voice to come and arrest us?😡 Scorpio shouted at me-: Gang leader😡: These fōols don't have money here, search the rooms and collect every Televisions you see, let's get the hēll outta here now! :-The gang's leader shouted. immediately they released me and uncle landlord and became searching. [5minutes later]: ... When they were done searching and taking all of our valuable materials, Me and uncle Landlord were still lying on the floor. Deep down I was already aware that after this, uncle landlord will throw me out of his house. Cos I was the one that told the gangs he has money. Chai! How can I beg uncle landlord for this after this?? -i repeated this in my mind. Just then, One of the gang's stopped over me while staring at me and said to me: "U foōl called Yúñg Tygä or whatever you call urself, anytime I see jokes from u on the internet, I'll come and stāb 🔪😡🩸 you like I did to ur aunty".... "But u took my phone naa, how will I post jokes sef"? I replied with my face still buried on the floor.🙆🏾‍♂️😒🙄 "It's non of my business āsshol3,👺and I'll kill you right now if u talk again."😡 he shouted at me. Me: sorry sir! I quickly replied with fear. ...and that's how I closed my satoca(mouth) 🤐🙄 ... immediately they became to leave hurrily. when they were gone, Me & our landlord who has previously messed on himself went over aunty Jenny's bleeding body, crying.😭 U won't believe what immediately happened 😳.. Aunty Jenny was not dead and she was not even badly wounded,.she was wearing 5 bras!👙that prevented the knīfe🔪 from penetrating! jesssuss!!🙆🏾‍♂️ I was sho.cked and became wondering why were these double bras on Aunty Jenny 😳😰🤔. I immediately realized that this was the triçk she been using to impress men that she has big brëst🤨🤔. Dear readers, if you don't know who my Aunty is; “Shes a hookup, she sleeps with over 20 men most nights.” ...I immediately stopped crying after seeing this.😒 "Women are devīls" I said in my mind...😰 -------[MORAL LESSON]: Anything u wanna learn, learn it to ur best, like aunty Jenny's prostitution talent saved her.😁💁🏽‍♂️---------- Story continues... I was still staring at aunty Jenny's body lying on the floor when she immediately jumped up in confusion and started asking for water to drink & asking me what happened to her😰🥵🩸💦 *The END!* *Stay tuned for another amazing story.* *🕊️ Guys Reaction is my Free payment. 🌜Please react each posts.❤️🫶❤️* *Jøshüä Kïmmïçh Jüñïör* [5/24, 14:55] JOSH CONCEPT: 🔮 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝟭🔮 🔮 𝗠𝘆 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 🔮 ----------------------------------------------- One of my neighbor was taking her bath in the bathroom and she didn't know I was recording her with my phone Earlier before she get into the bathroom, I had set my camera phone in one corner at the top of our bathroom purposely for recording She spent over ten minutes in the bathroom. While she was in the bathroom, I've been hiding somewhere praying and hoping she didn't see my phone where it was hung. When she was done eventually, she exit from the bathroom and went straight to her room. I quickly tiptoed silently to the bathroom. I took my phone, stoped and saved the video and I quickly went into my room to watch what it had recorded so far I got to my room, locked the door and I started watching.. To my greatest surprise, I was shocked at what I saw in the video This woman put-off her wrapper and her underwear but there was a calãbash and a photograph (picture) with a red pieces of clothe in her hand. She dropped them I don't know what she was checking on her būtt, she was just staring at it and shaking it vigorously by making it bounce updown.. She started caressing her brēãst by herself and before I knew it she took out the photograph and started kissing it I paused the video, zoomed to check who was in the photograph. I zoomed it and to my greatest shock I discovered that I was the one in the photograph(picture). "Jesus Christ.. my picture, how come, whyyy, what for ?" I asked in shock and in disbelief I played the video again. She made her brēãst shaked sideways by moving her body. Then she started moving her hand gently towards her clîtorîs. I noticed she was licking her lower lip continuously as she was doing all these things While watching this video. I knew she was up to something "Does she have crush on me? Am I that cute that she had to use my picture to mãstûrbåtē ?... but what's the calãbash for?" I found myself asking these questions with my mouth still agåpë in surprise I kept on watching this fifteen minutes video of this woman as she put my picture under her and she started mãstūrbåting on it, she squirt on it and put my picture in the calãbash. "Ahhhhhhhhhh, my picture Inside calabash, I'm dēåd today, whyyyyyyy, what's this woman trying to do?" I felt like crying She carried up the calãbash with her two hands and she started inciting incantations on it and... __________________________ To be continued... Stay tuned for the next episode ~_*🕊️ Guys Reaction is my Free payment. 🌜Please react each posts.❤️🫶❤️*_~ *Jøshüä Kïmmïçh Jüñïör* [5/24, 14:55] JOSH CONCEPT: 🔮 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝟮 🔮 🔮 𝗠𝘆 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 🔮 ------------------------------------------------- "Ahhhhhhh, my picture Inside calãbash, I'm dēåd today, whyyyyyyy what's this woman trying to do?" I felt like crying She carried up the calãbash with her two hands and she started inciting incantations on it Immediately, I became dumbfolded, sîck and dëvåstãted. "I think this is the high time to take action, I need to do something about this sharply" I said I quickly ran to her, knocked her door, she opened and I confronted her. "Sister mirabel, what the hēll are you doing with my picture, your secret have been reavealed. Tell me, you want to use me for ritual" I yelled loudly at her "What are you talking about? Tygä, rituāl !!! How?" she replied "Oh, you're pretending as if you don't know, I said what the fvck are you doing with my picture, you put it inside one stupid calabash" I yelled People started appearing to us to know what was going on...they were looking at us like a movie set "What happened uncle Tygä?" I heard people asking "This lady have my picture in her room, she put my picture in one stupid calãbash. What for?, Please I need an answer from her" "Is that true sister mirabel?" Someone asked facing her "Is he mãd? How will he be saying such to me? Mee, your picture, for what?" She said "Okay, if you think I'm accusing you wrongly then allow me into your room now to check" I challenged The commotion went on for a couple of minutes, someone had dialed police officer's number to come to their aid I forcely entered her room then i found the calãbash in her room "Come and see ooooo, this is the calãbash and this is my picture inside it, it's the same picture I have on my profile pic on f*******:. See! Is this not a yellow T-shirt I'm wearing??" I shouted People rushed in impatiently to see but unfortunately it suddenly disappeared before they got into the room "Where is the calãbash?" They asked The calãbash was here, I knew something just happened..this thing disappeared just now" I said still confused It's obvious you're not okay? You need to consult a doctor" one of them said Before I knew it, three police officers arrived to arrest me. "Young Man you're under arrest, for accusing our clients wrongly. Anything you say here will be used against you in the court of law". One of the police officers said "Police officer, I'm not accusing her wrongly. I know what I'm saying, infact I have an evidence to what I'm saying" I insisted "Young Man respect your self, now moveee"" one of the police officers ordered me "Okay I have my evidence on my phone" I said. "Really?" He asked Yes officer, I would be so glad if you grant me this opportunity by just allowing me open my phone, you would see everything there, " I said "Okay, officer follow him to his room, make sure he doesn't touch anything aside his phone" one of the officer ordered the other. As soon as I entered, i... To be continued... ~_*🕊️ Guys Reaction is my Free payment. 🌜Please react each posts.❤️🫶❤️*_~ *Jøshüä Kïmmïçh Jüñïör* [5/24, 14:55] JOSH CONCEPT: 🔮 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝟯 🔮 🔮 𝗠𝘆 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 🔮 ----------------------------------------------- "Okay, officer, follow him to his room, make sure he doesn't touch anything aside his phone" one of the officer ordered the other I led the officer to my room and I took my phone on the sofa I could read confusion in mirabel face as I was bringing my phone to the police officers for the evidence I claimed I have at hand People were also standing, waiting curiously for what was happening and what was going to happen I brought out the phone but quickly remembered that I might also be implicated for recording her in the first place "Now what do you want to show us" the police officer said stretching his hand trying to reach for the phone I went to the gallery and I clicked on the video and gave it to the police officer The video played from the biggining where I was setting the phone, I was shown in the video where I jumped down and how i was examining the direction of the camera Each and everyone started watching with surprised, disbelief and confused expression written on their faces They watched with their mouth agåpë when they saw her carrying the calãbash, doing the mãstûrbåting and other absurd things "Jesusssss Christ, what is this?" Somone said irritatingly "So sister mirabel, you do all these" another one said "Officer, you need to get this guy arrested, how on Earth would you be recording me in the bathroom..who does that?, my nakedness in his phone, for what reasons?" "Spirit led me to do this, I didn't plan to.. infact, I haven't done this before in my life, maybe because your secret is meant to be revealed today, you're a wicked person" I confronted her boldly "It's a lie, You have been doing this before, and" "Will you guys keep quiet, I'm really disappointed in both of you. Inshort we need both of you in our custody now....oyaaa move!" the police officer ordered us we were both brought to the custody to explain ourselves. I explained my own part of the story and sister mirabel was asked to confess what the picture and the calãbash was all about "Sir, to be honest with you, I really do love him, I've been trying my possible best to make him approach me but he doesn't seem to love me, so i decided to do all these so I would be attracted to him sexually and emotionally. before God and man. it's just a love enchantment sir, nothing more" mirabel explained "So you mean, you were doing all these to make him love you?" The DPO asked "Yes sir" mirabel replied "Ehhmm, Mr Tygä, what can you say to this?" DPO asked "(Sigh) sir I'm just kind of speechless right now. hum (I faced mirabel) why would you do such, when you have freedom of speech, I'm not a masquerade, why can't you just expressed your feelings to me. Even though I might decline, you just have to try first at least" I said "I understand her, she's a lady, some ladies are like that but what you did was wrong. All theses doesn't last even if it's going to work for you" DPO said "I'm sorry, I've been waiting for him, but he seems not to have interest in me and it's taking forever to me" she said "And you, what was your motive, why were you recording her in the first place" DPO asked "Sir make I no lie, I've been having interest in her since all these days but, but I always feel she would turn me down if I go for her, that's why I I I ..." I stãmmēred "I won't turn you down, you should have come for me baby" mirabel said facing me ''(sigh) so you guys have been having interest in yourself but anxiety has been your problem. Should I say you're both coward or what anyways I think your problem are solved now?" The DPO adviced both of us and we were told to go back home.. The end How was the story?? Stay tune for another amazing story coming up soon ✨ ~_*🕊️ Guys Reaction is my Free payment. 🌜Please react each posts.❤️🫶❤️*_~ *Jøshüä Kïmmïçh Jüñïör* [5/24, 14:55] JOSH CONCEPT: MY SECRET SIN💋💦🥒 EPISODE 1 ____________________________ That Friday night, I was supposed to be in the vigil leading the worship song but there I was in Fred’s bed moaning in painful pleasure as he cuddled and caressed me. Being the choir mistress, I was the one to take the worship songs that night but I maneuvered my way to his home. “Can we go another round?” Fred asked teasingly. “You don’t get tired? Oliver Twist,” I said staring at the wall clock. It was few minutes before 1 a.m. “I need to join them in the church,” I said uncovering myself from the bedsheets and hurriedly picked up my dress from the floor. “It’s already late and dangerous out there. Just pass the night here again please.” “Akuna! It’s better late than never. Don’t forget, I’m the one taking the worship.” “Do you want to get ràpêd out there? The one I gave you is not enough for you, right?” he asked mockingly as he sat upright on his bed placing a pillow on his laps to hide his erected stuff. “I won’t get ràpêd because we are going together. Dress up please.” “Have you gone insane?” he giggled. “I just finished feasting with the devil and you expect me to go to the presence of God? Come on babe, I still have conscience.” “What are you insinuating? Are you saying I don’t have conscience? Thank you for reminding me that I’m Jezebel.” I said trying to ease the guilt. I hurriedly picked my Bible and my scarf from the floor and dashed out of the room. “Onyeche, wait let me see you off,” I heard his voice from a distance. That was not the first night I spent in his house in the name of vigil, neither was it the second nor third. You may think that was the worst thing I have done. No, I did worse than that. I aborted two babies for Fred, the assistant prayer band leader who was always leading the prayer section. My father who was a well thought of elder in the church was glad that her daughter was burning for God. I was not just deceiving my father, I was deceiving the members of the church, I was deceiving the pastor whose favourite I was. Never had he ministered without me acting as the backup singer. He trusted and believed so much in me. And above all, I was deceiving myself as my self-worth was dwindling. When I got to the church, Agnes was still leading the praise section. It seemed she was stylishly waiting for my arrival to take the worship section as I was considered to be the most fire-branded member of the church. As the choir mistress, I was supposed to be seated at the front seat, but I sat behind so that my incoming would not be noticed. I glanced through the pulpit, the pastor’s gaze was on me and I trembled within as he signaled an invitation. So I... ************************ To be continued... [5/24, 14:55] JOSH CONCEPT: *"MY SECRET SIN"💦💋🥒 *_EPISODE 2 ________________________ “Onyeche, what happened?” he asked affectionately. “Daddy I slept off,” I lied kneeling beside him without any iota of the fear of God. “I wanted to rest before time but when I woke up, it was already very late. I told myself that it’s better late than never.” “I know you ‘ll come regardless what. Thank you,” he said smiling and patting me on my shoulder. “Hope you are prepared.” “I’m always prepared daddy.” Right at the pulpit I was confidently lying to the man of God. Yet, unlike the days of Peter, there was no discernment, I would have fallen dead like Ananias and Sapphira but there, I was being praised. Like the pastor’s praise was not enough, when I climbed the podium, I was welcomed with a standing ovation by the congregation. They yelled and shouted my name. Others jumped to their feet shouting and clapping. My head was becoming larger like I was sharing the glory of God with him, that’s if I did not steal it all. Had they known that I just left Delilah’s lap, or maybe I was even the Delilah. Had they known I just left the dungeon of sin, just like the lady of Magdalene, they would have picked up stone. I struck the mic with a finger and the sound was pleasant to my hearing. “Alleluuuuuuuia!” I shouted into the mic, stressing my word and the crowd yelled even louder. “Can we just compose ourselves as we worship the El shaddai, the Elohim, The King of kings, the Lord of lords, the I am that I am, mandalekatushaldaba,” I burst into tongue. “The Bible says, God is a Spirit and they that must worship God must worship Him in spirit and in truth.” As I was trying to elate the crowd, I saw Fred enter the church. Well built, muscular and light in complexion. Like the Biblical Joseph, very handsome and good to behold. I still doubt if I were the only one in the church he was having an affair with. Many of those young girls flopped around him calling him papa and M.O.G. He was also very much adored and loved in the church because of his activeness yet, my partner in sin. “Close your eyes and lift up your hands unto the Lord as we worship him.” As I began to sing deeper, those emotional tears began to pour from my eyes. Some of the people were also singing and crying while others were blàsting in tongues. I glanced at Fred, with hands akimbo, he was shaking and nodding his head in all direction as though he was translated to another realm. His voice was louder than every other person. It seemed he was trying to tell them that he prayed in tongue more than any of them as he seldom pray in the language of men. It may surprise you to know that Fred was not the only person I was sleeping with. He was also sleeping with the... *"MY SECRET SIN"💦💋🥒 EPISODE 4 ________________________ For years, I continued living such a wayward and bitter life until one particular night. After satisfying my inordinate desire, I picked up my Bible as usual and began to flip through its pages just to fulfill all righteousness and ease the guilt I was feeling. I read several pages randomly. The urge to study that night was stronger than the urge for m———-n, even stronger than the urge for sēx. I continued reading carelessly until I came across Psalm 145:18-19. I read it over and over, then over and over and over and over. For more than a dozen time, I was reading just these two verses. I read it until it sank so deeply to my innermost being. As I continued reading, tears began to well up in my eyes. These were not the emotional tears I used to shed at the pulpit. These were tears I even tried to control but couldn’t. When my Bible was getting soaked, I closed it and dropped it on my bed. The next thing that happened was mysterious. I found myself on the floor, rolling, crying and praying. “Lord, it’s either now or never. I die here tonight. “Tonight, I bring into captivity every thought and fleshly pleasure to the obedience of Christ. “My strength, my ability, my will, my wisdom, everything has failed me. It’s just you now oh Lord. “Lord, may I never see the rising of the sun again until I’m delivered from every devourer. “Lord Jesus, except you want me to die in my sin, you will deliver me tonight.” I knew I was disturbing my parents and probably, neighbours but my problem was bigger than one sleepless night. I thought I was disturbing my parents, but it didn’t take much time before I heard them blasting in tongues from their room. That night, I didn’t sleep. Even when I wanted to sleep, I could not. I prayed till dawn then slept off. When I woke up, it was around 9 a.m. I switched on my phone and it was Fred’s message that came in. Gud mrning lov, D tot of U cudn’t allow me sleep last 9t. I mesmerized ova ur beauty & ur magical touch till dawn. Wherever U ar is exactly where I wnt 2 b I’ve wasted too much time already. I dnt wnt 2 waste anoda single day without U & I’m ready 2 make it up 4 d lost time. Baby do U mind comin ova later in d day? I no U wudnt mind. I love U. Expecting U dear, kisses. I stared at my phone a bit confused if to reply or not. After a second thought, I pulled off my sim card and broke it into pieces. “I’m starting afresh,” I murmured. And as if pushed by an external force, I opened my drawer. I stared at the cucumbers and the toys I bought and shame overwhelmed me. Slowly, I began to break everything. “I’m done with you,” I spoke to the toy as though it could hear. “I’m done with sin,” I continued talking to myself. As I searched my room thoroughly for all the instruments of sin, a song came to my lips. I’m no longer a slave To sin (fear), I am a child of God. I sang only the chorus for hours reminding myself who I’ve become. Days rolled into weeks and weeks into months, I did not go to Fred’s home neither did I do anything stupid. I thought of Fred several times and the urge came powerfully sometimes. Of course, I’m human. It was very hard for me but. I tried my best Hmm.