I woke up to bright light, so bright, that for a moment I was convinced that I was dead and was sent to heaven but then I realized how ridiculous that would have been. I mean, after all the mistakes I've made, I was bound to go elsewhere but heaven. So, I reluctantly opened my eyes to see it was only the curtains being drawn open by someone. Rubbing my eyes, I sat up and stretched making loud whining noises. A deep chuckle reverberated through the room making my head snap up so fast I was surprised I didn't get a whiplash.
Standing there in his topless glory was my husband...
Ugh David! Call him David you stupid brain! Not husband! He's not and never will be.
I quickly averted my eyes down to the carpet blushing a deep red, hoping he was not a mind reader. I was pretty sure my bright re
