Pitiful Adventures
692 Words
°This town sucks. Nothing to do. Nald wants me to go to The Bucking Crow and ask for Margret. Who is Margret? Why is she important?
Nevermind. I'll just go. Who cares if I make a fool of myself. °
*Jingle Jangle*
°Just as I enter I heard a voice like misty rainwater float through the air.°
"Tirabelle!! Baby!"
'Aunt Margret?'
"Uh yeah! What brings you to Est.... Oh no. Quick in here."
°She practically throws me in the room.°
' Why is everyone acting so strange!?'
°I know why. I just don't want to admit it.°
"You are the most wanted person on Zayl and you don't know why...?"
'I know. I just. *sigh* I just am tired of all of it. I wish I could be normal.'
"Well that won't happen."
* BANG the door is thrown open and slammed shut*
"Reg. Your early. I thought..."
"Yeah you thought. Someone snitched. My Father is pissed and Looking for Tira." * Grabbing Tira* "Let's go we haven't much time."
' How are we getting past everyone.'
* Twenty minutes later*
'Ugh why didn't I assume the sewers.'
" Because you don't remember how I am. *smirk* I'm horrible aren't I?"
' No just disgusting. Now when out of here. Where do we go?'
" Hedforge."
'Wolve territory? Are you crazy??'
" I'm hoping to see if this stinking scripture is real or not. I mean I'm a Nightwalker with a f*****g Wielder. Okay. This is down right insane. A death trap possibly."
'No s**t dude! I was hoping to live past twenty if I could!'
"Oh please you should. Maybe." *Lifts left eyebrow and smiles crookedly*
'Oh great my life is in the hands of a goddamned maniac!'
" Hey. I'm not that bad am I?"
'Wait that isn't what I meant!'
*Reginald storms ahead*
'Hey wait. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.'
"No that was total bull s**t. Take your sorry and shove it up your ass."
'Reginald please'
* Within ten more minutes they're out of Estwall. Neither has spoken a word since the arguement.*
'Um.'
"Yes?"
'Are you still mad?'
" I am."
'What will it take to make you not mad?'
"Warrior giggles."
'What?'
"Warrior giggles. That simple. I need three."
'Uh. Um. Ah. Okay.'
"I'm waiting."
'Houh Hahha'
*Smiles* "Okay. Two more."
'Ahouh Hahhoh'
"One more"
*Clears throat*
'Hehouh Hahha Houh'
*Coughs*
'Ooh. Can I ask why the giggles?'
"It makes you feel silly and brightens everyones mood. Also its just fun. By the way. Get accustomed to them. I ask for 'em a lot."
'Oh that's just chippy do dah day!'
* Both start laughing.*
°Ah Hedforge is only 83 miles away... Great.°
*Casual chit chat continues*
"Hey look only 75 more miles."
'Look only 2 miles until Blightson.'
"Yeah so?"
'We could stop and rest. Then buy a horse or carrige to take us the rest of the way.'
"Do you have any money?"
'Um. No. Do you?'
"Probably only enough for a one night stay at an inn."
'Dude walking sucks.'
" I know it does but do you want to get there?"
'No I would rather go hide in some mountain cave and try to live out the rest of my days happy and healthy. Not being chased or tortured to death every damn day. Okay? Be reasonable.'
"Being reasonable isn't going to solve your problems. It will only make things harder for you. And if you want happily ever after you'll never get it. Not on the path you want to take."
' I don't want happily ever after. I just want an after. I want to live til I'm old and wrinkly. Maybe have some kids who will pass on my stories.'
" You won't have stories if you hide from your journey! You won't be remembered for anything if you don't try!"
'You know what. I'm done. I don't want to talk about this. No. I don't want this!'
*Tirabelle takes off running, leaving Reginald there stunned at the conversation just had.*
"Tira! No! Wait!"
"s**t, what have I done?!"
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