CHAPTER 27
Why was the FBI working with the Hollywood State Attorney's office again? After all, Florida wasn't famous for its sophisticated criminals but for its dimwitted ones, collectively known as Florida Man. Fodder for late-night hosts, as well as an internet meme, Florida Man had turned the theory of natural selection on its head. Three hundred thousand years of Homo Sapiens who survived long enough to reproduce and what did we get? Some of the dumbest people on the planet, alive despite their best efforts. The headlines said it all: Florida man hospitalized after crashing into iguana; Florida man attacked during selfie with squirrel; Florida man charged with deadly assault after throwing alligator through Wendy's drive-thru window; Florida man arrested for driving stolen vehicle wi
