Willa’s sledding plan begins as smoothly as she desires, Jonah believes. Approximately one hour after Magnum’s wrestling buddy, c**k, drops off the train of seven Polaris snowmobiles, Willa has twenty guests on her list for pickups.
Also, as if things are improving by the passing seconds, at approximately twenty-five minutes after noon, Rory Davis of Robust Rentals arrives on a pair of Rossignol skis. He wears a North Face jacket, snow goggles, and a red, white, and blue tussle cap that says USA on it in three places. Rory drops off Jonah’s and Sandy’s tuxedos, excited that he can be of help in saving the young men’s wedding day.
The young man has the tuxes strapped to his back in what looks like a hard plastic shell similar to a turtle’s. Once inside the house, he unclips the shell from
