Located in the foyer, at the two front doors of The Golden Mongoose. Mr. Jonah Icicle and Mr. Sandy Keye, finally husbands, leave before their guests, just as newly married couples usually do at receptions. They wave their goodbyes and tell their gatherers, “Merry Christmas! Thank you for coming!”
The Icicle family huddles around the newlyweds. Each has something significant to say:
Soozie: “Congratulations, and have the happiest marriage.”
Willa: “Soozie and I are staying to help the caterers clean up. It’s going to take hours. Have a safe snowmobile ride back to Ross Street.”
Jake: I’ve left two joints in your bedroom upstairs if you need them tonight after you boink each other.”
Pam: “I’m so happy for the both of you. I wish the best for you in your marriage and life together. We w
