Mind Judge

*Beep beep beep beep* *Tick* I woke up after having my freaking ears blasted by the alarm. Yawn! "I have a feeling this will be a good morning" "Hello!" A loud voice in my head. "Not!" I groaned, "Don't you sleep?!" "I sleep when you sleep!" You might be wondering who in the hell am I talking to right now, well, I'm talking to myself, no I'm not crazy... ok maybe I am a little bit since I'm talking to myself but believe it or not, I was talking to my own mind. His name is Mr. Judge, apparently, he's decided it was a good name for a fabulous brain! Except he's not fabulous at all, he's annoying as f**k! "Ya' know, I can hear ya'!" "Shut up!" I've decided not to seek any further arguments with Judge unless I wanna lose my mind, ahaha what a good joke, losing my mind ehehehe, I f*****g wish I could! - *coughs*. "Ahaha I know right?!" ". . . . . " I shook my head and decided to take a shower, the door was closed, my dad is pretty much taking his usual long ass morning shower, so, I've decided to wait outside, pfff, like I have a choice. "Good morning, sweetie!" my mum greeted me while passing by. "Good morning, mum!" Mum's thoughts - "Argh, so tired, can't find it anywhere!" Oh, yes, forgot to mention, two days ago I've turned 16, and since then, sometimes my mind reading ability works passively and I can't really switch it off so, I end up hearing people's thoughts around me, UNWILLINGLY. Anywho, I've decided to remain silent and didn't ask, no one in my family knows about my supernatural ability, why? No, I'm not mimicking those superheroes in tight pants trying to hide my identity and s**t. If I tell my family about my ability they will freak out and keep their distance from me. Maybe isolate or banish me somewhere away since I could dig their secrets out, well, we all have our secrets, you know. Add to that if the government finds out, I'll be a lab rat and go through all these experiments with weird ass scary devices connected to my arms and s**t. "Mmmmm, ah, so good," wait, are those my dad's thoughts? What in the hell is he doing in there? "What do you think he's doing in there, you moron?" Judge answered. "Don't tell me!" "Yes, he's playing with his DiDi!!!!" "Oh, god, I'm about to..- GHRAAAAAAAA!" Dad's thoughts. Yup, my dad was about to ascend to heaven in there, you know what I mean. Stop, make it STOP!!! OH GOD, for f**k sake I don't wanna hear it, GODDAMMIT! "AHAHAHAHA!" Judge was just laughing. That puny prick! *Click* The bathroom's door opened, dad stepped out in his tuxedo, about to head to work. The disgusted look on my face was so notable. "Is everything ok, son?" he asked, "Oh, you may use the bathroo-" "Good morning, dad!" I responded and decided to head back to my room instead and change right away, f**k no I'm not gonna get in there, I'd rather head to school with my smelly sweat on taking a shower in that bathroom! I changed into my school uniform and went to the dining room. Mum had the breakfast prepared already. Dad was sitting there, chewing on his sandwich while drinking his coffee. I took a seat, took a bite of my sandwich and decided to take a sip of my coffee. *Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiip* "Argh, can't believe I lost my vibrator" Mum's thoughts. *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* I couldn't help but spat the coffee out, it was shocking, what in the hell is wrong with this family? f**k sake am I being punished by God? "AHAHAHAHAHAHA, naughty family!" Judge mocked. "Sweetie, are you ok?" Mum got worried. "Son, is everything ok?" Dad raised his right hand to pat my shoulder. I pushed my seat backward, oh no, sorry, dad, I love you and all but you're not gonna touch me after what you did in there!! "I'm fine, the coffee was too hot, sorry about that." and with that, I pushed myself up and headed outside the house. I took my breath and sighed. Unbelievable. Ok, Kyle, forget it all and focus on getting to school on time. "Hey, Kyle!" a feminine voice came from behind. I turned around and there was my best friend, Liya. We've been childhood friends for ten years now, you could say she's the most trusted friend I have, or actually, the only friend I have. "Hey, Liya!" and out of sudden, she hugged me tightly. "I missed you so much!" "Missed you too!" I smiled while hugging her back. "Owww, so hot, mmmmm" Judge's pervy comments. "f*****g cunt" the words escaped my lips. *Gasp* *Slap* "What?!!" she replied after slapping me, she looked so shocked. Well yeah, I don't blame her, she was being so friendly with her best friend and her stupid best friend called her a cunt. Except that's not it, I was trying to insult Judge, fucking..... "Ahahahaha!" Judge laughed. "I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean you, it's just..." "Oh, you meant Judge, I'm so sorry, I forgot about it." "Yeah, it's ok, I should have been more careful." I nodded and let out a sigh. Yes, my best friend knows about my condition. It was nine years ago, we were playing and sat by a tree, I've decided to confess to her as I hated lying to her. I told her about my mind reading ability and all. I was expecting her to call me a freak, keep her distance and avoid me for good like all the other kids but, she did the entire opposite. She said it was a cool ability and promised to keep my secret safe and never hate me for what I am, as long as I don't read her mind without her permission. Except since two days ago, my mind reading is sometimes triggering passively, that's gonna suck. "Don't you think her breasts grew a little?" Motherfucker. ". . . . ." Nope, not gonna respond to that jackass, the slap mark still hurts. "Huh, he hasn't noticed my new haircut, geez, Kyle, you're still as dummy as ever" Liya's thoughts. Shit, I should have noticed. "Nice haircut!" "You... noticed?!" she tilted her head aside, finding it hard to believe. "Of course, how could I call myself your best friend if I can't even notice something so obvious!" "Dawww'" she hugged me, "That was so sweet!" "Geez, my panties are so tight today, I should buy new ones" Liya's thoughts, I wish I haven't heard them. *b***r* "BOOYAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Judge was so excited, of course. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I screamed internally. I crouched down right away and placed both my hands into my pockets. "Are you ok?! is it a stomach ache?" Liya crouched down, worried about my condition while I was worried about my erected d**k. Mum, dad, I'm so sorry I judged you both like that, I'm no better, I just had a b***r in the middle of the street after imagining my best friend in her panties. "Yup" I gritted my teeth, trying to think of anything else, wait, think about NASCAR, football, yes. "Yeah, man, think about pornstars!" Oh my God, you son of a b***h! Finally, after so much effort I pulled myself together and sighed in relief. "Sorry, about that, I'm ok now!" "Geez, you got me worried, anyway, let's head to school, we're gonna be late!" "Right" and with that, I walked with Liya to school, hoping things won't get messy there. End of Chapter 1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By Adnan Essam (Zerohands) Copyrights 2018 Adnan Essam