Chapter Three I’m Not Happy “Bruce, we need to talk,” my wife said. “Okay.” “I’m not happy,” she said. “Marsha, I don’t understand,” I said, “we have a great life and…” “Our s*x life sucks,” she interrupted. “Honey, I try but…” “I know but your d**k is small, and you aren’t really interested in s*x,” she interrupted again. “You knew that when we got married,” I pointed out. “I did, she said, “and I thought it would be okay but…” “But what?” I asked. “It’s not,” she said. “I need more.” “Honey I’ll do whatever you want to help make it better,” I said. “Do you trust me, Bruce?” she asked. “Of course, baby.” “I mean really trust me?” “Just tell me what you want, and I’ll do it,” I said. “Take off your clothes,” she said. While my s*x drive was certainly lower than hers, I d

