Chapter Four
Lesbian Couple Seeking Straight Male Boarder
I was totally down on my luck, out of work, sleeping in my beater car when I saw the advertisement.
“Lesbian Couple Seeking Straight Male Boarder” the lead was. It offered free food and lodging in exchange for “chores”. It hit me on two levels. First, I desperately needed a place to stay and I was completely out of money. I didn’t have money for gas or food, so this was perfect. Second, living with two girls, especially if they turned out to be hot was a real bonus. Maybe they were a bit bi, in which case a potential threesome wasn’t out of the realm of possibility. I called the number listed.
“Hello,” a nice voice answered.
“Hi, I’m calling about your ad in the…”
“Yes?”
“Uh… I’m interested in the position,” I said.
“Your na
