Something Crazy Out Here
Chapter 1: Something Crazy Out Here
After months of actually trying to find love, nothing ever worked out. Hoes been out breaking my heart. It's actually time to find some love. So my dad moved me into a new school called "Maple Hills High School." I am 17 years old and still trying to find love and be with my woman. C'mon bro it's already January, let me be able to find my lover.
[Thursday, January 7th, 2022]
"Oh my gosh, who is that," said a blonde girl named Zoey. She had a pink dress with green eyes and pale skin.
"Girl, I do not have time for no type of love," said a darkskin girl with black and blue hair with a black bodycon dress and black heels. I thought to myself this girl is totally emo. Her name was Jessica.
"Even the new hot student," her friend Zoey replied.
"The new what?-," Jessica turned around and saw me. I looked her up and down and smiled at the ladies.
The ladies came up to me and showed me the new school. Interesting, the school isn't that bad. I walked into my first class. English. English isn't my first language. Yoruba and French are actually my first languages. I speak a lot of it at home, but let's see what I could possibly learn in this class called "English." I saw a really pretty darkskin girl. She had curly black hair, and was wearing blue jeans with a jean jacket. She had on false lashes with pink lip gloss on. She was absolutely stunning. I mean gorgeous. Her skin was super clear and she had on white nail polish. She was Slim Thick.
I walked up to her. "I'm Manny, I'm new here."
"Nice to meet you Manny, I'm Maria," she replied. "Where are you from?"
"I am from Nigeria. I am Yoruba," I answered.
"Ohhh...," she replied in a disgusted way.
"I am not a Yoruba demon," I laughed. We took our seats sitting next to each other. She had a fat ass butt. She was stunning. She must be mine. I will get her to be mine.
My first day of school was nice. I got to meet cool people who are gonna become my hoes and I got to make new friends and eat good food because usually school food is nasty. I finally went home after all that.
After school, I went to my ex Chelsea's house. I rang the doorbell. She had opened it and looked pregnant. She looked so pregnant I thought she was my English Bulldog. She had at least has 10 pups there. My goodness. I really didn’t know what to say about this. I mean we only have s*x for like a few, I don’t know a man I really do not know. We gave each other hugs.
“Good to see you too, welcome in,” she said.
She was home alone. Her parents were outside. Her parents were out at a business trip for a few months. I know I did some tapping and japping but I know for sure this kid is not mine.
“This is like shocking,” I had said. “This baby came out of nowhere.” Goodness I am scared if this is my baby. I am not ready to be a father. I don’t even know if her parents going to know about this once they actually come back home and see their daughter pregnant.
“It’s not your baby,” she had cleared up.
“That means you were talking to someone the same time you were messing with me,” I replied.
“We weren’t messing around the same time I was messing with my baby daddy,” she replied.
I knew this girl was a hopper I should've trusted my got damn gut. Got damn I played myself. Frick.
“We didn’t have s*x the same time I was having it with you,” she confirmed.
“Alright. Anyways I’m still looking for love but we shall see. I already got done dirty the first time.,” I said.
“My love for you was genuine and real,” she had replied.
I had went back to my crib. My parents were not home yet so I had the entire spot to myself. A letter read they were on vacation and would be back on April so my aunt would come in a few weeks. We were on winter break for 2 weeks so I got the crib all to my self. Got damn I got stuck in a love triangle between Chelsea and Maria. So I thought about trying to sit the ladies down and see what is up with them and maybe make them like each other. I got a van to get Chelsea and Maria to get together in a little retreat house spot.
“Maria, you should know how he moves,” Chelsea said.
“That’s my business,” Maria replied.
“Uh uh that’s our business I need to know too,” Chelsea said.
Maria felt like Chelsea was being weird for being nosy in the time between Manny and Maria when it had nothing to do with her. The ladies finally had arrived. I want to be able to actually speak to them.
“So where here… I want to have some alone time with you guys and then try to sit you guys down,” I said.
So I really do not know if Chelsea still messes with her baby daddy so maybe we can get some secrets out but we shall see and we’ll see what is going to happen between these 2 ladies. The ladies went to sleep and I was ready to see them back right in the morning the next day.
[Saturday, January 9, 2022]
I went to Maria’s room and told her to meet me in the kitchen for breakfast. She wore a black sexy leingre and sprayed her tities with some perfume onto it. She came downstairs. We hugged.
“You are so sexy. I’ve been missing you so much,” I said while giving her a kiss. The kisses were warm and soft, her hands were all over my chest. She sat me down and gave me a message. Everything felt warm and comfortable. We had some food and did make out. I think I’m really started to feel Maria. She makes me feel really good.
“Manny, I do got a lot of love for you, but I feel like you don’t got love for me. I try to give you love but I feel like you don’t want it. Even us starting as just friends you didn’t want to take that opportunity and I didn’t want to keep putting that work in first because I was really feeling you and questioned you love for me because I know your type of woman you want and I understand I mean it’s whatever I can’t force you but I just want to have a great time with you that it.” She had said.
“I can tell you got a lot of love for me but is the love genuine and real?” I asked.
“Of course it is real, I do not fake love.” She replied.
Maria and I started to have a makeout session and I actually really enjoyed our time together. It was soft, romantic and actually really nice. It was something about her that made me see she might have some nice p***y. I went to get Chelsea got damn it that belly is just so big I really do not know what to actually say about this so I can finally get this off my chest. We got some lemonade.
“Wow you look beautiful,” I said while seeing her come over and sit down on the chair across from me and took of sip of her lemonade. “Anyways I know how baby daddies can be something baby daddies-,” I tried to speak.
“Your right you a baby daddy yourself, I should be worried about you,” She said.
“Excuse me,?” I replied.
“Don’t act like you don’t got 2 kids that you don’t claim at all. Michael and Melissa,” she had brought out.
“You got me f****d up in so many levels. Why don’t you just go back to your baby daddies. I know they my kids but they with the moms I don’t even mess with their moms,” I replied.
“Your the one that was talking about me and my baby fathers,” she said.
“That chick Maria need to worry about buying a house with her ex who was rubbing her coochie on her onlyfans,” she said.
“Damn for real,?” I questioned.
Chelsea came up to me and gave me a very wet kiss after feeling stressed. We went back to the spot and I just went to bed and so did the ladies. Chelsea came in with me and we did cuddle and have deep talks and just slept while I was rubbing on her tummy. Man thinking about being with her while having the baby daddy situation is crazy.
It was the next day and the ladies are tired already. They got them some bathing suits and went to sit by the pool and just talk.
“You can tell there's some age in you,” Maria said.
“No you can’t tell,” Chelsea replied.
“I hope you don’t actually think he actually loves you,” Chelsea said
“Oh he got a lot of love for me shawty,” Maria replied.
“Oh no he doesn't” Chelsea laughed.
“I’m his queen and I’m the queen of this,” Maria stated.
“Are you his queen…,” Chelsea said while having one hand up “Or his joke. Are you his queen or a side.” Chelsea couldn’t take anything Maria said seriously. “Have you met his brother, Jaden yet? Do you know anything about him yet?”
“Of course I do, maybe you for Jaden” Maria said. “We could be sisterwives”
“Uh what???” Chelsea said surprisingly
“I meant sister in law,” Maria corrected
Chelsea and Maria came to meet me in the living room and we were on the coach talking. I made them both stand by each other by the fireplace.
“You know I have a lotta love for you man but… I don’t know Chelsea. I’m just scared for that baby daddy drama. And for that I think Imma have to ask you to leave Chelsea,” I said
“Well ok well good luck with you have left you making the wrong decisions,” Chelsea said
Chelsea went to get room to get her bags and brought her suitcase on the steps and started to leave. Manny brought her back to talk a little more. We went on a dinner table and I first kissed Chelsea
“Talk about thirsty,” Maria said.
We popped a toast to more livings and more love around the air cause its been so hectic around this neighborhood for days.
“I should teach you a lil something,” Maria had said. “Repeat after me, A, B, C, D,E” Maria was encouraging.
“You know you walk slow your knees are aging quickly
“At the end of the day I got to make a decision,” I said.
“Hoep you make the right one”
“Not the fake one”
“Like that wig you got on yo head”
“Like that body you got”
“No this is natural, your ass is loose”
Chelsea started “dancing”
“Fake ass body”
“Ive been have big lips”
“I’ve been having d**k suckers”
“Yes come suck this d**k real good,” Maria said while tapping at Manny’s d**k. “This and that and that and this”
“This and that and you finna go home”
Maria started to talk about Chelseas kids and Maria was ready to go across the table to slap Chelsea across the face.
“You aint got no friends to be watching yo kids”
“Why you bring up my f*cking kids b*tch”
“Shut the f*ck up”
“You might wanna be quiet”
“You need to relax. You just wanna have a lil arughhh”
Chelsea and Manny went to another room to be able to calm down Chelsea because she was ready to slap Maria across the face. She didn’t want her kids brought up but was totally fine if she brought up her baby daddy she only drops her kids off to their fathers when they need to be able to get there. Chelsea and Manny ended up kissing.
“Chelsea I’m sorry Imma have to go with Maria,” I said. “I’m not ready to deal with no baby mama type of drama.”
“Alright, you made the wrong decision,” Chelsea said.
“Maria, come on over,” I said.
I end up picking Maria and fell in love with her. I took her to my parents' house since they won’t be here for a while.I introduced her to my friends Gabe and Jeff. They went shopping doing ashawo lifestyle. We cuddled for a while and then. She slept on top of me in her sexy black lingerie. Her skin was so smooth. I put my hands on her butt. We slept a little. I woke up to go cook something in the kitchen. She had arisen and came to the living room.
“ Where is everyone?”
“ Shopping,” I replied.
“ahhh” she nodded. “whatchu making?”
“Plantain and soup” I replied. “You wanna try some?”
“ No thank you ”
Maria came to give me a kiss. “You look handsome today,” she said. She went back to the room.
“Maria, come here” I yelled.
She walked around to come back to the kitchen.
“Yes,” she replied.
“It’s yes sir to me”
“ Yes sir,” she repeated.
“ Good girl” I said. “I wanted to know something. Are you doing alright? you seem a little down.”
“Of course I'm alright,” she replied.
“Do you usually sleep this much?” I asked.
“No, just a little tired,” she replied.
“Ight,” I said.
I held her with my hand on her forehead. It was hot. I made her eat and she enjoyed it. She went back to sleep. I came over. I took my shirt off.
“ Scoot over,” I said.
I put my hands around her body while her hand was on my chest.
“If you need anything, I'm always here,” I said.
I kissed her.
“Just come down and suck you d**k daddy,” she said.
“I’m daddy,” I repeated.
“Your daddy,” she repeated.
“Your funny,” I said.
“Manny?” she asked.
“Hmm?” I replied.
“You got love for me?” she asked.
“Of course I do,” I replied.
We did have a lil seggs. It was nice and raw. Hopefully she doesn’t get pregnant. I rubbed her stomach. She had amazing skin.
Manny went out on the street to be able to meet a new girl named Jessica. He heard that she had a crazy love story that had already happened.
It started all on a Saturday morning. My man, the man who ruined my entire life was right there sleeping right next to me on the bed at my place. He cheated not once but twice and I let that slide because he manipulated me. It was time to find my worth and live my life for the better and not be letting things like this start sliding out of nowhere.
They call me “Bad and Boujee” because I am bad and I am boujee. My real name is Jessica. Jessica Jackson. I am 24 years old living alone in Beverly Hills. I have my own business, a real boss and just that b*tch. I get it poppin cuz I am poppin in real life. I do what I want, I say what and that’s what a bad girl is. I haven’t found love in such a long time. I keep falling for broke men who usually don’t meet my standards. I’m not sure if I am able to find love ever again. I give one too many chances then end up getting my heart broken. So I had this dude hit me up when I was out for dinner, he asked me to meet at his place for tomorrow. He was dark skinned, tall with shiny white teeth.
Jessica went to the garage and opened my car door. Clicking the button to lock all the doors at my house. Played “Baddies by Matt Cash.” I knocked on his door. There he was tall, dark skinned, shiny teeth with a black suit on. “Come on in,” he said. I walked in slowly. “Ok he got some taste, but it’s time to add some womens touch to it”, Jessica said in her mind.
“Jordan,” he said.
“Nice to meet you Jordan, I’m Jessica,” I said with a smile. He walked me to his dining room and we sat down. He pulled the chair open for me.
“So, how’s your evening so far?” he asked.
“It’s going great actually,” Jessica replied.
We had a few drinks of hennessy and then he got on the couch and got all over him taking his shirt off and making out with him. Then giving him a lap dance on him.
“Yes, yes, yes,” he said, cheering me on.
“You like that daddy,” Jessica said while being wasted. I unbuckled his belt and we had raw s*x which was real nice and very wet between us it was pretty. We chilled in the covers watching a movie one arm of his around my neck the other rubbing my stomach. 10:15pm I started falling asleep. He turned the TV off and we went to sleep.
[9:24am]
Jessica woke up right next to Jordan sleeping with him, my arm right on him.
“Dang you got some nice p***y,” he said.
“Jordan, shut up,” I replied.
“What’s wrong you know dang well you enjoyed that nice s*x”
“That’s the problem. I gave it up and I don’t do that. It was a one night stand.”
“It’s alright baby girl,” he replied.
We got up. Jessica had on some black lingerie. He had some grey sweatpants with no t-shirt on. He leaned in for a kiss. I was so desperate. It’s like I already gave it up already so I did let him kiss me. The kiss was sweet and warm.
“So are you down on making us happen”
“I am down”
He went and took a shower and changed into a grey suit. Jessica helped him put on his tie.
“You look handsome sir”
He chucked.
“Thank you,” he replied.
We went to our jobs.
Coworker 1: Girl, how was your night
“Heckteck,” I replied.
Coworker 2: What do you mean hectic
“A one night stand,” I replied.
Coworker 1 & 2: Ouou how big was it?
“No comment,” Jessica replied smiling. We got back to work and went to the business room. I walked slowly while some men kept looking at this butt while me wearing a bright yellow skirt.
Jessica finished work at 3:15pm while Jordan finished at 4:25pm. She had been able to come back to his place. Jessica's crib was still locked up all the way protected. I had my closest sister take care of it so nobody could come in.
“Jessica, come to the room,” Jordan said.
“One second,” Jessica replied.
Jessica put on a black lingerie with flowers and black robe that was see-through. Her titties were able to be seen sitting right beautifully with no bra on. I had long white nails covered with sparkles and diamonds on. I had some black heels on. I had a ring on my finger from pandora. When I was walking my butt was moving nice and jiggy through the panties I had on. Started walking slowly up the stairs to his bedroom. When I got there it was covered with flowers on the bed. He had a bowl of grapes. He had on grey shorts with no top on.
“Hey baby girl,” he said.
“Hey boo,” Jessica replied. Jessica had my hands on the wall by the door eating a twizzler sucking on it.
Jessica took my heels off then threw my robe at him and came towards him slowly started having a make out session with him. His hands were on my back slowly reaching down my butt. “Your skin is so smooth and soft,” he said. I smiled.
Jessica had entered Jordan's strip club room.
“So this where you got all your hoes?” I asked.
He shook his head. “Nah,” he replied. “Show me something that you made of,” he said. Jessica had on pink lip gloss, tiny black sunglasses a black short jeans. He played throw sum mo by rae sremmurd. Jessica rode around the pole. Jessica pulled down my shorts and did 1 cheek 2 cheek movement. Jordan brought out his whip and started hitting it around my cheeks. I got my whip and started hitting him. Jessica got on Jordan then started twerking on him, then started whining on him. His hands placed right on my cheeks while it was moving like water.
Chelsea saw Manny. They went to Manny's crib to talk. Chelsea was still a bit broken.
"You know," Chelsea said. "That chick Maria has a whole baby daddy. She got kids she don't even claim and said she wants to get back to her real d**k and get her pu**y ate".
"No way," Manny replied. He started questioning this if Maria does actually have any love for him or if Chelsea is trying to stir up a little bit of drama once again. Chelsea left and I brought Maria over.
"Sit down," I said.
"Whats going on?," Maria questioned as she try to sit down.
I got all in her face to ask her.
" Do you have a boyfriend?," I asked.
"No I do not," Maria replied.
"Someone said you have a whole man and you want to get back to your real d**k and get your pu*sy ate," I said.
"Who said that?," she asked.
"Chelsea," bro that hoe is a whole buster she should be worrying about her kids and her baby daddy get pimped while she was messing with you that time," Maria replied.
"Do you not enjoy time with me?," I asked.
"Of course I do," Maria replied. "I got a lot of love for you and I truely truely have feelings for you in all type of ways."
Maria and Manny hugged and kissed and had some alone time with them.
There was this party that was hosted that everyone was allowed to go to. I got my suite on. It was some long blue African attire looking like a chief. I took Maria as my plus one. She was wearing a black glitter African attire with a geleheadscarf. She looked very well.
"You look very beautiful," I said.
"Thank you very much," She replied.
I saw a group of 4 girls come in. One had in box braids, another had a ginger wig, another had medium curly hair, and the final girl had in a black lace front wig. The girl with the medium curly hair came up to me. Maria went to get some patron.
"Your Manny?" she asked "My friend has a crush on you."
"No i don't its you," the friend with the box braids stated.
"Girl I had a crush on him like 10 weeks ago," the girl witht the medium curly hair said.
"Don't act like you didn't say you wanted to suck his d**k," the girl with the box braids said;
"Ohhh what??," I said.
"Girl I never ever said that,"
Moses had came in. I found out the girl with the medium length curly hair was someone I used to mess with. She went up to Moses. The gave each other hugs
"Hey Moses," Kendra said.
"Wassup," Moses replied.
"How are you?," Kendra asked
I'm good. How are you?" Moses asked.
"I'm doing lovely," Kendra replied to his question.
They went to an extremely fancy table and they took a seat. Manny stared at them like something was suspicious still talking to one of Kendra's friends. Kendra was an ex of Manny a couple of years ago. She is one of her favorite exes. They had to break up because things didn't feel like a connection. She had a lot of love for him. It's like that, but it's not like that.
They gave each other cheek kisses. They really loved it. Maria went to the restroom. Kendra peeked that I was staring at her. The girl with the long lace front wig came up to Kendra and Moses' table.
"Manny wants to talk to you," the girl with the long lace front wig named Mehgan.
"Stay here i'll be back" Kendra said to Moses.
"Why you talking to other guys?" Manny asked Kendra
"What? Why do you care?" Kendra replied.
"Cause I can," Manny replied.
"You act like we are dating and were not" Kendra replied.
"Your not supposed to be talking to other guys," Manny had said.
"Bro, hes none of your business. Don't you have a whole girl?" Kendra asked.
Kendra went back to sit down back with Moses.
"What was that all about?" Moses asked.
"He was mad for some reason I was talking to you," Kendra replied.
"Thats strange," Moses said.
Everybody got some food. Manny pulled Kendra outside and talked to her.
"I miss you," Manny expressed.
"Manny, I don't have time for this," Kendra said. " Where's Maria?"
"Idk. I want you back," Manny stated.
Manny tried to kiss Kendra, which was lowkey good and heartwarming.
"Come to my crib after this. I want to talk to you," Manny said.
Moses and Kendra had a toast and ate food and just enjoyed their time. They made out. They had an amazing time trying to enjoy each other. Eating good and just having the best time of ourlives. They went into the dance circle to officially dance to Jam by starboy. Kendra and Moses started whining on each other.
To be honest I'm not really feeling Maria anymore. I want Kendra she got the body like pow, personality like pow, face like pow. The wedding ended. Moses took Kendra home.
"Thank you for all the time," Kendra said
"Of course anytime," Moses replied.
Jessica hopped on the bed next to Jordan. He was shirtless with black jeans on. Jessica had on light brown pants with a white tank top on laying right next to him.
“I have something in my mind that I actually want to tell you,” Jessica said
“Of course you do,” Jordan replied.
“Excuse me?,” Jessica questioned.
“I’m playing with you, what's up?,” Jordan asked.
“It’s like when you come down and be like,” Jessica started. Tapped on his d**k print from his pants. “What was that,” he said. Jessica tapped on his d**k print from his pants again. “What is, you want to test it?” he said.
“No see, that's the thing so like I was thinking well your d**k is little.” He laughed extremely hard, slapping my butt. “I can’t breathe, you're hilarious.”
“Ok your ass is small like what?,” Jordan said.
“What’s funny?.” Jessica asked.
“I think your highly highly confused I be putting it down and I got an anaconda,” Jordan said.
“An anaconda?.” Jessica questioned.
“One-kinda?,” Jordan said.
“Maybe like a little garden snake?,” Jessica said.
“Ok you got me f****d up on so many levels right now,” Jordan said.
“Why are you getting mad?,” Jessica said.
“Bae, I’m not mad its just obviously your joking?.” Jordan said.
“Bae I’m not joking and your not taking me seriously right now,” Jessica said.
“You wanted me to lock it down after I put it down. You were light ahhhhh after we had s*x the other night you know damn well that thing was long and hard.” Jordan said.
“We need to get some male enhancement or something,” Jessica said.
“Oh you just..,” he said. His eyebrows raised up and he started shaking his head.
“Get it up right now and I’ll show you what I’m talking about,” Jessica said.
He started unbuckling his pants.
“Like reach in there and really feel it,” Jessica said.
“You really feel it,” he said. He reached for my hand to put it in his balls.
“I know what it feels like,” Jessica said.
“Then you know that you lying crazy bro,” Jordan said.