I found myself in a bathroom stall a short while later, the brothers back in the dining area of the restaurant we found ourselves at, catching up. I had my cell out and was dialing Doug. “I found one of them,” I whispered. There was a pause on the other end. “Where?” “Um,” I said, “I’m having dinner with him.” “What?!” he asked/yelled. “He’s my new roommate’s brother,” I explained. “Ugh,” he groaned. “Well, maybe you can get a newer new roommate, one without a homophobic, gay-bashing brother.” Were it that easy. “But I already slept with my roommate, and I sort of like him.” “You slept with your roommate already?!” he was still asking/yelling. I supposed I deserved such a response. “How is that possible? I mean, how long have you known this guy? A day, two days?” I paused. I gulpe

