Intro
Before the stupid and gullible b***h, Eve, there was me. Made from the same dirt as Adam. Feminists let me tell you, He is not on your side. Due to the fact that I was made from the same dirt as Adam, I didn’t depend on him as much as he’d like. It threatened him, I’m sure. So, because I didn’t obey Adam's little commands and I proved to be just as strong as him, I was cast out of Eden and replaced by Eve.
I am not bitter by the fact.
Somehow, people got the idea that I was infertile, but they couldn’t be further from the truth. I, like Him, have the power to create life. It was probably those male chauvinists, trying to put it into women’s minds that without them, females are nothing. Like I said before, they couldn’t be further from the truth.
All on my own, I created far more powerful kids than Adam and Eve. My premonitions told me that the pair would fall, I just needed to get Satan’s attention. So I created some children, my darling Enchantresses, and Daemons, the first Demons. Their darkness, due to the fact that they were conceived from pure vengeance, beckoned Satan to me.
I convinced him to ruin the beloved creatures of God, losing my own humanity by the second and told him of my premonition. The job was easy, all he had to was pique their deadly curiosity, and bam they were kicked out of Eden. I had to sell my soul for my plan to succeed.
I do not regret that.
The success lead to something called “sin” and with sin comes hell, where Satan and I rule together. All was well until those damn Angels fell into our Kingdom. The Fallen devastated the balance, and I had come up with a way to return it. There can’t be too much evil or too much good. So, I had to add some neutral into the pot. My children procreated and made Hexers, or as humans call them, “Witches”.
For some time, this worked just fine, but the Fallen love to piss me off; so of course, they procreated with the Hexers. This didn’t really ruin the balance, but it did threaten my authority. Unfortunately, the Fallen were very fond of their mutt children, so I couldn’t just destroy them. I had to go through the trouble of safely cursing them, for there were only two things keeping me on my pedestal, and if either were found false… I’d be slaughtered in an instant.
Time and time again, just to piss me off, the Fallen would try to disrupt the balance, and I’d have to fix it. Sometimes, the species got to survive… like those helpful Pantheons, but usually, I just killed them all. I would pull my own great flood and send those atrocities to a real extinction. The point is, I will do anything for the balance, and to retain my power.
I will prevail.
