“She’s not usually this crazy, but she’s crushed on him since the first day they met.”
“Let me guess. Drew barely flinched.”
“Pretty much. He wouldn’t recognize flirting if it smacked him in the face, pulled his hair, and gave him a titty twister.”
“Jesus. Remind me not to piss you off.”
I shoot him a look, and he smirks at me.
I send Courtney a text.
Viola
Code red: We’re on our way back. If you’re n***d, warn us now.
Courtney
Oh like you haven’t seen me n***d before?
Viola
Well, I didn’t plan on making it a habit.
Courtney
Fine...but if you must know, Drew and I are at least an arm’s length apart, so I’d say the friend zone has been set in place. :(
“He friend zoned her,” I tell Travis, typing out my response. “If her signs were any brighter, he’d go blind.”
“Should’ve see
