Chapter Twenty-Seven The SM Sooner or later everyone in our line of b**m avocation encounters some version of the f*****g machine. It’s just one of those standard mechanical gadgets that seem to excite interest in b**m practitioners; both the givers and the takers. That said, the more ambitious characters in the game are always looking for something new, something different, a variation on old themes or an entirely new item to be purchased from some questionable web site in Bulgaria or created at home in the kitchen or workshop. The SM is the latter sort of toy. The letters S and M do not stand for sadistic or masochistic, but rather for Sucking Machine. SM. Also, it does not refer to the somewhat hackneyed use of the milking machine, the MM for those in the know, because it has no suc

