The nerd is a badass

Play day

We arrived just on time, the play

was about to end. We were least

interested in the play. We just

wanted our mission to succeed.

And it will. Just as the play reached its c****x and the crowd silenced in

anticipation, I took out a disposable

mobile phone and dialed a number.

As soon as I pressed the call button, a loud, very loud ringtone went off.

"I'm a Barbie girl,

in the Barbile world

life in plastic, its fantastic

And all the heads snapped in the

direction of the source who was

none other than our principal who

quickly silenced his phone.

Even the actors on the stage looked at him funnily for a moment before

continuing the play. It took all my

self control to not to laugh and I

could see that everyone else in the

auditorium was trying to do the

same. Serves him right though.

After the play ended, the anchor

went to the podium with a laptop

in his hand. "......and now we will

know something about the life of

our great principal Adam Williams

and his struggles" And with that

he started the slideshow... and let

me tell you once a slideshow has

started, it can't be operated manually

with the laptop anymore. To stop it

in between, it requires the whole

system to shut off.....

The video started playing. It showed a drunk, very very drunk Adam Williams stripping and twerking in a bar.

He was using some sort of drunk

language to flirt with the poster of a

stripper in the corner of the bar. The

whole hall was filled with laughter

while the anchor was desperately

trying to control the system.

Poor him Some boys in the back were also passing comments like"yep

definitely the struggles...of getting

laid" and "he looks like a ſucking

duck desperate to get laid" And I was

enjoying all of this. I could see my

besties Shelon and Aaron doing the

same.

After a few minutes the teachers

finally managed to switch off the

video. But the damage was done, the

students must have already recorded

it. If not, then we are going to post it

online anyways. ;)

And for the last part, when the chief

guests and our principal were being

given juices and snacks, Julia mixed

a gastric powder in the glass for

Adam Williams. We saw him drink

the juice. When he went on the

stage to give a speech for the guests,

the juice started showing it's true

colours. Right on time.

He farted quite loudly which became

even louder because of the stage

mikes. I could see his face reddening.

This is what embarrassnent feels like

motherfucker.

He left the stage followed by series of

farts.

wow...this day was eventful. Take

that asshole.