My next door neighbor

I'm a guy that jokes around a lot and I'm very sarcastic some girls have never seen a guy like me and what can I say I'm very special if I do say so myself. I have never been interested in girls before and no I'm not gay I may have been interested in this one girl back in middle school but ever since then no girls had caught my eye, every girl I met they all want the same thing and that's just to sleep with me, I get it I'm hot but where's your self respect. Girls are sometimes confusing but I never believe in that s**t until I met my neighbor.

*WARNING*

the places mentioned in this story is from the author's imagination