Adventures with the diva

There was once a time when true beauty used to be on the inside, but the arrival of the divas is a new era. The magic behind real beauty. My name is Davis, and these are my experiences with the Divas. During my university days, I was neither a good nor a bad dude. I will say, I am both, but I enjoyed being the bad boy. I have a good heart, but that doesn’t make me good. It’s made me the madest person you could ever think of. My first year at school made me understand how life really is. At that very point, I began making plans for my future. Everyone is born with a talent. I got so many, but I have a very unique one that’s not always common. I have two eyes. The right sees the real things everyone else sees. But the left sees things that could be very scary. Things beyond the spirit's world. When I was ten, my parents took me to a church. But before I was ten, I did see things with both my eyes. It is for some time. My parents were afraid of me, so I was taken to a church. Some prayers were made and I lost my vision. Everything became normal. I began seeing things as normal people do. On my 20th birthday, the vision returned, but only the left eye and the right saw normal. I was in my 2nd year when this happened. No one believes me, even when I show them what I see, they still don’t. They say seeing is believing. How can they believe what they didn’t see? So, I live my crazy life all alone. I have friends, close friends, friends with benefits, and best friends. Everyone needs a friend, it’s part of life. Agatha was my best friend, a female, as crazy as I am, but she’s good. My male friends are the craziest. Ted, an accounting student, Ben, a political scientist, and Jonathan, a psychologist, claim to have a master's mind. Claiming he read minds. Who is deceiving who? I am not a bookworm, neither am I a guru. But I understand things, I was not the best in my department. Let me say, I do leave 2 or 3 marks behind for the best student. Who cares about the 2nd best anyway? And besides, I hate popularity. When you are at first, everyone gets to know you. And I love being silent. Her name is Joy, the best in my department. You should know the battalion of dudes that will be after her, not only in my department but in others too. My department was dominated by Diva. If you search Google for the biggest girls on campus, it will redirect you to my department. Beautiful creatures with extraordinary beauty. You can’t say who is ugly. No one is unless you take them for a swim. I lived in a self-contained apartment at school. Mostly on Saturday, my friends will come over to my place to play PS5. It’s always interesting to spell each other’s names with the scores. We don’t have girlfriends, we are all playboys, specializing in p---y f-----g. It’s a burden having a girlfriend. We have fuckers not girlfriends. None of us is ready to fall in love. We are all on the same tariff, f--k boys. ” Ay, you are going to r**e me one day the way you are bleeping girls up and down” my best friend Agatha would say sometimes. Well, that’s the last thing I would do, r**e a lady, let alone my best friend. I have seen her naked countless times, and my members never trigger them. It’s because of the way I put her, nothing in her can arouse me. It’s all a matter of the mind. All-playing dudes know how important clubbing is. It’s hardly a time that I won’t be found clubbing, and that is where I get to meet the 21st-century Diva. They call themselves the divas, some are called the slay mamas. They are characterized by a lot of attributes: heavy makeup, extraordinary packaging, mountainous a-s and boobs, nonstop everlasting chin gum, the latest mobile, latest clothes, latest shoes, and designers. That’s what they are made of. They deal with high-class dudes, not low keys. My major aim at every club is just to have fun and drink, and if I am opportune to come across any girl, then the night will be great. We were clubbing at a popular clubhouse on a Friday night. I, Ben, Ted, and Jonathan were all having some drinks when this ‘bodacious’ girl rode past beside us. She fixed her gaze on me, but mine was on her reverberating butt. ” What the hell? Could this butt be real on something is being added” I soliloquize loudly. I later caught her staring at me nonstop. She would give me a sexy, inviting smile whenever my eye came in contact with hers. ” I think she’s into you,” Ted said.” I would suggest you go meet her”, Jonathan added. Very well then, I stood up and headed towards her. ” Hello pretty, I caught you staring at me,” I said to a seductive tune. ” No, I wasn’t looking at you, I’m looking at the guy behind you, he is so cute,” she said without even looking at me. I was speechless, I didn’t see it coming. I followed her gaze and I saw that she was looking at the monkey-like creature who was sitting at the next table from the one my people were at. When I saw him, I couldn’t help myself from laughing. ” You mean that monkey?” I said, pointing my fingers in his direction. ” You called that handsome dude a monkey. Don’t be daft, you are no match for him” she retorted. That got me amused as I took another look at him. That was when I realized something, looking at him with my left eye. He is more like a monkey, but in my eyes, he is a very handsome person. ” Hey, look at me, he is not good for you,” I said, trying to draw her attention. ” Really? Watch me” she said, then she headed to him. I watched as she spoke silently into his ear and they both walked hand to hand away from the club. I returned to my friends, and they were all like” Ay, what happened?”. ” Someone will get f--k by a monkey tonight,” I said. They didn’t understand me because I was weird. The drinking continued, we were at the edge of getting drunk when a slim girl clad in a tight gown erupted from nowhere and dragged me up. ” Can I have this dance?” she said while trying to drag me to the dance floor. I looked at my friends and they all gave me a go ahead look. Before I knew it, I was already on the dance fall, she was dancing so well, she began rocking her a-s on my d--k, which slowly gained momentum. ” Can I buy you a drink?” I said when I realized the visibility of my d--k. “Sure, you can,” she said. I brought her a drink and we got talking. ” You dance so well,” I said, focusing my eyes on her. “Yeah thanks, you danced quite well too, just that, you lost control of your d--k,” she said with a naughty smile. I laughed because she got me. “I’m Davis,” I said, stretching my hand forward. “Sera” she replied, receiving the handshake. ”It’s quite noisy here, you won’t mind if we go to some quiet place, perhaps my place,” I said. She looked at me for a moment, then she nodded. ” Sure, whatever you say,” she said. I know the night is going to be an interesting one for me, not for us both. I signaled to my friends, showing that I was leaving, and they signaled back saying that they were still fishing. Well, my own net has caught a fish already. We arrived at my place in less than 5 minutes. I offered her a cold drink from my mini freezer and she collected it. I headed to the bathroom to have a cool shower, leaving her behind in the room. No sooner had I stepped in the shower than she joined in with me. I wasn’t expecting to see her, but it seems the battle has begun. I quickly took a quick survey of her naked body. her b-----s are quite okay for her stature, and her butt was moderately big. She grabbed my d--k, interrupting the eye survey I was doing, and slowly, like a wounded Bear, she knelt before me and entwined my d--k into her mouth. I let out a gasp, she was so f-----g good at it. Perhaps she attended a special class for a blow job. After sucking my erections for some time, she swallowed my two balls in her mouth. Licking it up and down like a jolly pop. I admit she’s talented. I removed my d--k from her mouth before she drains me dead while standing. I carried her up and balanced my mouth on her b----t. I reciprocated the damage she had done on my two balls on her b-----s. I press, squeeze, fumble, bite, and suck the hell out of her b----t. She directed my head underneath after she realized the harm had impacted her boobs. I guess we have advanced into another section. I gave her the head she had ever received from a guy. I placed my tongue in between her p---y lips and began doing what I knew best. At this point, she began screaming uncontrollably. Her screaming refused to cease, and I also refused to stop what I was doing. Suddenly, just like a superwoman, she pushed me onto the floor and climbed swiftly on my erected rod. The feeling was great, I felt my d--k in her warm p---y. “Whoa,” I said as she began riding me like a horse. She was taking in my long 11 inches d--k all at a time. I wonder how deep her p---y will be. I wouldn’t want my hand to be idle, so I engaged them both on her b-----s. “Let's go into the room,” I said to her after I realized her potential. I carried her up and laid her on the bed, spreading her legs as wide as they could. Then I penetrated slowly into her p---y, I engulfed all my d--k into her honey pot, then I began rotating my hips like the nine planets. And swiftly, without notice, I gained momentum. My f-----g rate will be equivalent to 240 km of a speeding car speedometer. She hung tightly on me and began shouting “Sweet Jesus! Oh my God!!”. I wonder what Jesus and God have to do with what we have. I turned her over and positioned her for the unbeatable doggy style. And once again I entered her p---y from behind. Her a-s and my laps began making some pleasant lap sounds. That’s one thing I love about doggy style. It’s always making the laps sound. I f--k her till p---y run dry, why will her p---y be dry when I am just getting started? I applied olive oil on her p---y and the f-----g continued. After a lot of hard bangs, I cummed But that was just the first half. I am still going for the 2nd half, extra time, and even a penalty because it’s a knockout match. Monday the following week, immediately after the day's lecture, I was in the relaxation center relaxing my brain, when Agatha, my best friend, punched me playfully from behind. ” Hi friend, how was your weekend?” she said as she sat on my legs. ” Awesome, how was yours?” I asked. ” I went on a date, but it was a washout,” she said, throwing her eyes off me. ” What happened? He didn’t show up or what went wrong? I asked curiously. ” I paid the goddamn bills!!! The son of a b---h ran away” she shouted. I was laughing uncontrollably when Jonathan arrived at the university magazine. ” Hey lover birds.” he said, throwing the magazine at me. ” Any latest news?” I asked, feeling too lazy to read the magazine. ” Check for yourself,” he said while helping himself with a Coca-Cola drink. I took a look at the magazine's front page and the news was written there, saying ” FINAL YEAR MCB STUDENT MISSING” I checked the picture countless times, to be sure of what I was thinking. But Jonathan interrupted my thoughts along the way. ”Don’t stare too much dude, it’s her. The ‘bodacious’ girl you met at the club on Friday night. Thank your star, she chooses to follow the handsome dude; you would have been in the police station answering some questions by now”. I was mute, I knew who she was going with. I warned her but she wouldn’t listen. ” Why so silent dude,” Jonathan said. ” If you ever see her again, it will be her death”. I didn’t know when those words escaped from my mouth. “Davis!!” Agatha shouted.” Why are you pessimistic?” Both of them stared at me as if I was psychotic. ” Dude, don’t tell me you’ve been drinking today,” Jonathan said. I looked at them both, I wish they could understand me, but they just couldn’t. ” Am just saying what I feel, but let's just forget about it, I am going home, catch you guys later” I said, then I made to leave. ” Can I ask your best friend out”, Jonathan cried, after me? ” Of cos, just don’t let her pay the bills or else—you are a dead man” I screamed back. Tuesday happens to be the following day, mostly on Tuesday. I do have a 6 am lecture. But unfortunately, I woke up at exactly 6:15. Due to some problems I had during the night. ”I'm finished today, 5 unit course, Aye mi,” I said as I hurriedly prepared myself for the lecture. I got to the lecture room around 6:30. Mrs. Oni, a very strict lecturer, wouldn’t mind adding an extra year to your university year? If you arrive late for her lecture, The lecture had already taken off when I entered. ” Why are you just coming by this time?” She asked immediately after I stepped into the lecture room. I know I am in for it. I’m not very good at lying, mostly I prefer saying the truth. I was about to say rubbish when Joy, the glass guru, spoke up for me. ” He was at the health center, ma. He helped my roommate who was sick at the school health center. I left him there for this class. But he said he would only leave after he confirmed that the sick girl was okay. I think that’s the reason for his lateness, ma” she said. I stood there looking at how she beautifully made up the lies. And why will she have to do that? Someone I have never spoken to before. ” You can go and have your seat,” Mrs. Oni said. Immediately after the lecture, I was sitting silently alone, thinking of how to thank Joy for what she did. I felt a tap on my shoulder and I looked back, only to see joy standing behind me. ” I saved your a-s today, you owe me one,” she said, and she made to move. ” You should at least let me say the words,” I said after her. She looked at me with a puzzled face. ” Thank you” I said. ” Keep your thanks, I don’t need them” I watched her, as she walked briskly away from me. ” Why am I receiving stuff like this from ladies,” I muttered. ” Hey! The Samaritan boy, why are you talking to my lady?” I looked in the direction the voice came from. I saw a huge guy, David, accompanied by two of his friends, Franklin and Tommie. Everyone knows them for their pugnacious actions. I smiled before replying to his absurd question. ” Are you that daft? Can’t you just for once use that brain of yours” I said. I could see his friends trying to make an attack but he quickly stopped them. ” Not now guys, be calm. And besides, he won’t pass his boundaries. Let go, I am not in the mood for trouble today” he said, and they both disappeared from my view. ” morons” I cursed. Around 2 pm in the afternoon, I was telling my friends about the narrow escape I had in the morning when a new Toyota Corolla parked in front of us. We went silent as we awaited the owner to exit the car. The car was titled, so we couldn’t see the inside. A fair beautiful lady came out of the car. She was moderately tall, with the perfect set of boobs and, suddenly speaking, she was outstanding. ” Excuse me please, can you show me the way to the science faculty,” she said in the sweetest way that could make a guy stumble over. We all sat there admiring her beauty with our mouths wide open. ” Sure, it’s not far from here. Just take the first turn to the left. Then you are where you are”, I said with a smile. ” Oh, thank you,” she said, and she made to move. I looked at my friends and they gave me the go-ahead signal, whispering silently into my ear. ” Davis, see fresh fish. What are you waiting for? Come on go get her”, Ben said. She was about to get in her car when I stopped her. ” Sorry, you wouldn’t mind if I quickly had some minutes with you. No problem if you are in a hurry” I said, trying to be a gentleman. ” Hope no problem?” She asked. ” Not that I know of… I’m Davis” I said politely. ” Kemi” she replied. “Wao, now we have one thing in common,” I said, trying to cast my charms on her. ”Perhaps,” she blenches. ” I wouldn’t want to ask this, but I wouldn’t want to delay you any further,” I said, looking into her eyes. She looked at me with an expression of “What?” ” You are exceptionally beautiful; this might not be the first time you have heard this from a dude. But believe me, you are beautiful. I–I want to be a friend of yours. I love being seen with beauty; can I have your mobile number please?” I asked. ” And why will I give you my number?” she asked, looking at me. “Because I want to see you again,” I said. ” Hmmm, okay then, you can have it, just don’t freak out when you see me again,” she said. I collected her digits and she zoomed off. ” Guys, another p---y on the list,” I said happily to my friends. ” Baba o. I trust you” Ted said. ” Guys, we will see later. I get a lecture for 2:30 later things,” I said, then I departed from then. I entered the lecture room minding my own business. I wouldn’t want to be late again. Have heard enough of the Samaritan name. I waited patiently for the lecturer to come in, but the unexpected happened. Kemi came in instead. ” Hello students, my name is Miss Akindele, and I will be taking this course from now on. Your formal lecturer is out of the country, so I will be your new lecturer. Could you introduce yourself to me one by one” she said. ” What the hell? She’s a lecturer?” To be continued.....