THE RIGHT KIND OF WRONG

S*X TOYS

You are not serious right now! Evelyn said almost laughing.

I'm, Rachel continued as she poured in flour, baking powder, sugar and a little salt in a bowl and mixed together with a whisk. Paul is six inches about thirteen centimeters.

I can't believe you measured your husband's d**k. Evelyn said as she broke eggs into another bowl.

I didn't, I just guessed. His d**k is average size, am good at guessing when it comes to thinks like that. Rachel explained.

Rachel added milk to the bowl Evelyn was busy cracking eggs into.

I can't believe you don't know Marcus d**k size, when you are actually a tailor. Rachel lamented.

I don't think tailor's measure the d**k's of men and besides I specialize in female outfits. Evelyn said.

One of my ex's had a little d**k like my husband and I couldn't live with that. I dumped him after three weeks and I can't believe I ended up with a husband with the same d**k size. Rachel lamented.

Evelyn laughed and added melted butter to the bowl of eggs, Rachel then added vanilla to the eggs before Evelyn began whisking them together.

You mean... Emma's dad ?Evelyn asked carefully.

No..he had one of the biggest d**k I have ever seen. Rachel said and chuckled.

Why didn't it work out between you too ? Evelyn was nervous asking her this but also very curious as well.

Rachel was silent for some seconds before she spoke. We weren't just meant to be. She paused...I don't want to talk about him.

The kitchen was filled with awkward silents for few minutes. Rachel combined the mixture of eggs and that of flour together before carefully stirring.

Do you use s*x toys? Rachel broke the awkwardness between them. Evelyn didn't reply so she continued, guess you don't ..why would you..I wish I were you.

I have heard of those things but never really got to take a good look at one. Evelyn said.

I have a whole collection of them. Ranging from vibrators, plug in...just name it. Would you like to see them? Rachel asked.

No..I don't think I want to. I can't imagine putting something other than a d**k into my body. Evelyn said.

Why would you....she paused then continued...are you saying you don't masterbate, you haven't masterbated before ? Rachel asked.

No..I don't. Marcus was my first. Evelyn confessed.

Rachel was shocked. Evelyn was in her middle twenties and she was a virgin until last two months ago. Rachel thought within her surprised.

You mean..you where a virgin all through your teenage years up to your twenties. Rachel said in disbelieve.

Yeah! I wasn't planning on getting involved with any man until Marcus. And oooh God I regret it. Evelyn sighed.

You are one lucky b***h. Rachel said, wish I had such luck.

What you say ?

Nothing....!

Don't over stir it or it will get tough. Evelyn warned Rachel as she took over the whisk. Now we let it sit for a while, then we set the pan over low heat.

You are good at this. Rachel said.

Not really...am actually more of an order person than a cooker and hell does Marcus hate it. Evelyn revealed.

Paul doesn't really mind. As far as he gets something to eat, he's okay. Rachel shrugged.

That's awesome. Marcus prefers fish to meat. Like how could someone love meals made with fish than that of meat. Evelyn said.

What! You don't mean it. That's absurd, I can't believe someone like that exists. Rachel was making a big deal out of it.

Right... his taste for things sometimes makes me wanna puck!! Evelyn exhaled.

My daughter is a vegetarian and also an upcoming chef. I seriously don't see how that would work. Rachel said.

That's kinda weird, a chef who doesn't eat meat... wait does she cook meat? Evelyn asked.

She doesn't, she's a vegetarian chef... makes only vegetarian dishes. Rachel explained.

I have never heard of a vegetarian chef before. Have you tried talking her out of it, I don't think that's a good career decision. Evelyn said.

God help me! I have tried, I even got Paul involved, know what he told me! Rachel was looking at Evelyn and she nodded for her to go ahead.

"Let the girl be, Rachel continued. She can make a difference, you know how many vegetarian's are out there looking for a chef. She said mimicking Paul's tone."

Evelyn laughed and said. Oooh I love Paul.

You just said you love my husband. Rachel was looking at her all smiles.

Yeah. The way you talk about his qualities, his the man I want for myself, oh goodness am freaking out of my mind with jealousy right now. Evelyn was ecstatic.

Rachel headed to the living room with a plate heaped with pancakes, Evelyn followed behind her.

They sat opposite each other.

I think my idea of switching husband's is amazing, what do you think? Evelyn asked as she bit down on a piece of pancake.

I don't really know, it's just a funny joke to me. Rachel was munching down a second pancake.

Don't you want that wide great s*x Marcus wants to kill me with. I know I want your husband, this is gonna be great. Evelyn concluded.

How do we go about this anyway? Rachel asked.

We seduce them. You seduce Marcus and I know he would fall for it and I will do same to Paul. Evelyn said.

But don't you think if our husbands fall for this that means they never really loved us. Rachel said.

I don't know why don't we just give it a try, please... Evelyn pleaded.

Okay... enough with this jokes, I think we have gone too far. Switching husband's that's wrong... like wrong in every way. Rachel said with a serious tone.

It won't be wrong when it benefits us. Just think of it like the "Right Kind of Wrong". Evelyn said smiling.

Rachel exhaled, she couldn't believe she was actually thinking about this.

The doorbell rang which drew both their attention's to it. On the second ring Rachel stood up to get the door.

You expecting someone? Evelyn said as Rachel got to the door.

No,Rachel replied and unlocked the door. Standing at the other side was a tall blonde headed man.

Marcus... Rachel called out, his features was as beautiful as she remembered. Evelyn was really blessed and she was willing to throw it all away. She whispered to only her hearing.

Evelyn had now gotten to the door. Marcus scanned her from head to toe, his expression changed to that of disgust.

Why are you wearing that? He asked her.

And what are you doing here? She replied him with a question.

Marcus exhaled. He was embarrassed, come home now! He said and stormed off. All this while he didn't even acknowledge Rachel's presence, maybe he was too embarrassed by his wife's appearance.

His supposed to have gone to work by now. Evelyn lamented then turned to Rachel, I would be going now, thanks for the pancakes...and don't forget to think about the switch. She said and went out the door before Rachel could reply.

Rachel sighed and closed the door. Lovers quarrel, she muttered.