THE RIGHT KIND OF WRONG

Rachel went to answer the doorbell on the second ring. She was just about to make pancakes after doing some research online on how to make them before the ringing from the doorbell interrupted her. On opening the door it was her neighbor Evelyn. Her blonde hair was unkept, her face pale and her lips dry. This was not new to Rachel, after all Evelyn was not the pretty type and she didn't care to look as much. You look beautiful ! Rachel commented on her looks. Seriously... don't flatter me. Evelyn joked while laughing softly. I know I look like hell right now, she sighed. Rachel studied her, she was basically on rags. The top she was putting on had oily stains all around it, the sweat pants was overly wrinkled. Evelyn truly looked like hell today. I just had a fight with Marcus just now, that guy is seriously getting on my nerves. Evelyn said as she showed herself into Rachel's living room while Rachel shut the door behind her. Evelyn flung herself on a sofa while Rachel sat beside her. Evelyn and Marcus were newly Weds, their marriage wasn't even up to two months yet. Why the quarrel ? Rachel began, newly weds are supposed to savour and enjoy their marriage now that kids are yet to come. I wish I could enjoy this marriage. He wasn't like this when we dated. Evelyn sighed then continued, I don't even know how to say this but, she paused, he is too obsessed in having s*x. Rachel couldn't believe her ears. Did she just say what she thinks she said, her husband, too obsessed with s*x. You are joking right. Rachel wanted to laugh it off. Am not, am dead serious right now. I didn't sleep last night, we made love all through the night and this morning he wanted a quicky before work. Evelyn lamented. Men can be like that at times. You just have to get used to it. Rachel said, she didn't want to sound sarcastic nor weird. Marcus was every woman's ideal man based on his physical appearance. A tall handsome man, broad shoulders, a lean athletic frame. Things her husband lacked. We married the wrong men! Rachel said to the hearing of Evelyn but didn't realize yet. If I was married to Marcus maybe I wouldn't be this s*x deprived, she thought. You said!!! Ehh... I thought you just said something while staring into space. Evelyn said. Me..no I didn't say a word. Rachel defended. Yes you did. You said "we married the wrong men", remember. Evelyn said. Oh..that wasn't supposed to come out. Rachel made a gesture using her right hand to cover her mouth while she spoke. But it did. Evelyn added, she wanted to know what Rachel meant. Evelyn wasn't the type of woman who cared about what others said of her. She dressed the way she liked, spoke the way she liked, behaved the way she liked but God decided to bless her with a man who liked his women well dressed, well kept, well behaved. I was thinking of an "AD", I saw early this morning. Rachel immediately explained. Evelyn sighed in frustration. What did you think I meant, Rachel was giving Evelyn a funny look. That my husband should have been your's and your's mine. Evelyn said and both women burst out loud with laughter. Once the laughter subsided, Evelyn said. I kind of wish that was so, I wouldn't have to bother about pleasing him all the time and other girls will keep there eyes off him. This felt like an insult to Rachel but she knew Evelyn didn't mean it like that. There was silence between them for a few minutes making Evelyn wonder if she had said something wrong, she was about to say something but Rachel beat her to it. Are you saying my husband isn't good looking like your's? Before Evelyn could reply Rachel continued. I get your husband is good-looking and all, but my Paul is a good husband and great father to my daughter though he is bad in many aspects..such as in bed. Evelyn opened her mouth to say something but closed it. She and Rachel had never had this kind of discussion before. She had never complained to her about her husband s*x cravings before except for today that she couldn't take it anymore. She would never have believed that a man so perfect like Paul would.... Am serious, his d**k is so small, Rachel cut short Evelyn's thought's. She was demonstrating the size of her husband's d**k with her index finger. He doesn't even last up to an hour in bed, I try a lot to turn him on but he is not just interested. Most times we stay a week without even doing it. Rachel exhaled. Ok..., that's...I don't even know what to say. Evelyn began trying to hold on laughter. Am complaining that my husband is a s*x freak while you are complaining that your's doesn't... wait...has a small d**k. Rachel let out a sigh. He has a small d**k and even so he doesn't last doing s*x. Mine..ehm..he has a big... Evelyn stuttered. Rachel stared into her face with curiosity filled eyes. Evelyn heaved and continued. He has a big d**k, it's large and veiny. This is really embarrassing, talking about our husbands manhood like this. Rachel was all smiles. I envy you, she said to Evelyn. How I wish mine had a big d**k at least. "Can we switch." Evelyn said. "What!" Am serious, why don't we do this. You seduce my husband, make him have s*x with you, fall for you while I do the same to your's. If it works out well, we can successfully switch husband's. It's not like we have kids for them. Evelyn explained she was sounding excited. You are joking right. How could you even think of such, switching husband's. Rachel was buying the idea. We both want what each other has. Or don't you want my husband ? Evelyn wasn't backing down. I do.. want your husband. Someone who can f**k me very well. Rachel said which left Evelyn laughing while clutching her stomach. And I want a man who doesn't want s*x everyday. Evelyn added when her laughter subsided. Let's talk over some pancakes. Rachel said and then added, am not saying I agree with you though... but it's fun discussing this. You made pancakes? Evelyn inquired. No... but we are about to make them. Rachel replied her as she smiled. Rachel led the way to the kitchen as Evelyn followed behind. "What's the measurement of your husband d**k"? Rachel asked, they were now in the kitchen.