Jab Saas Ne Kaha Tum Baanjh Ho

Chapter 1: Report Ka Dhamaka*Saas ke haath mein report thi. Chehra jeet ki khushi se chamak raha tha. "Lo, parh lo sab!" Saas ne lounge mein kharay ho kar elaan kiya. "Aaj doodh ka doodh, paani ka paani ho jayega."Nand Sameera phone nikal kar video bana rahi thi. Devar huns raha tha. Aur Adnan... mera shohar... sar jhukaye khara tha. Mera dil doob raha tha. 2 saal ki zillat ka aaj faisla tha. "Baanjh". Ye lafz mere maathe pe likh diya jaye ga.Saas meri taraf barhi. Report mere munh pe de mari. "Ye lo! Doctor ki report. Stamp laga hua hai. Ab to maan lo ke tum aurat nahi, manhoos ho!"Main ne kaanpte haathon se paper pakra. Aankhon ke aage andhera tha. Hospital ka naam: "City Care Hospital". Date: Kal ki. Doctor ka stamp: Neela, saaf.Lekin... Lekin patient ka naam wali jagah... *Mera naam nahi tha.* *Wahan "Adnan Ahmed" likha tha.*Mera khoon khushk ho gaya. Main ne 3 baar parha. Adnan Ahmed. Mere shohar ka naam.Neeche motay lafzon mein result likha tha: *"Patient is suffering from Azoospermia. Natural conception is not possible."*Mujhe samajh nahi aaya. Main ne Adnan ki taraf dekha. Us ka chehra safed parh chuka tha. Hont kaanp rahe thay."Ye... ye kya hai?" Meri awaaz nahi nikal rahi thi.Saas ne mere haath se report cheen li. "Kya bakwas kar rahi hai? Tera naam hai us pe! Tu baanjh hai!""Nahi Amma." Main ne pehli baar unchi awaaz mein kaha. Meri awaaz lounge mein goonji. "Is report pe Adnan ka naam hai. Baanjh main nahi... *aap ka beta hai*."Sannata chha gaya. Sameera ke haath se phone gir gaya. Devar ka qehqaha ruk gaya. Saas ka chehra aisa ho gaya jaise kisi ne thappar mara ho.Adnan achanak meri taraf lapka. Uski aankhon mein khoon tha. Us ne report mere haath se cheen kar phaar di. Tukre tukre kar diye. "Jhooti! Ye report jali hai! Tu ne khud banwayi hai mujhe badnaam karne ke liye!"Main peechay hat gayi. Lekin ab darr nahi tha. 2 saal ka darr aaj khatam ho gaya tha. "To asli report mangwa lete hain Adnan. Hospital yahin pass mein hai. Abhi chalte hain?"Saas cheekh pari. "Koi nahi jayega kahin! Ye larki pagal ho gayi hai! Isko ghar se nikalo!"Aur phir... Saas ne wo kaam kiya jis ka main 2 saal se intezar kar rahi thi. *Us ne mujh pe haath uthaya.* Ek zor ka thappar mere gaal pe para. Meri aankh se aansu nahi, aag nikli.Bas... ab bohot ho gaya. Main ne gaal pe haath rakha. Aur muskurayi. "Thappar ka hisaab to hoga Zakiya Begum. Aur sood ke saath hoga."