Tournament of the Gods

d**k and Bale

Sun Wukong was walking alongside Change'e, Change'e's pretty face was ruined as she wore an annoyed and angry expression, she looked like she could kill, they were walking on the fields located in one of the fifteen lowest heavens.

Sun Wukong was dressed in red robes with a golden chain around his neck while Change'e wore a black Cqdress, her always adorned hair was a mess and her eyes screamed vengeance.

"Sun Wukong!!" Change'e shouted sharply in Sun Wukong's direction.

"Relax," Sun Wukong smiles.  "I am right beside you, no need to shout, the only time when a lady should shout at a man when he's closeby is if he's penising her severely."

"God of mischief," Change'e says wearing her most dangerous expression.  "I am not in the mood for your stupid and idiotic jokes, you promised that if I made your acquaintance, you would help me to find out who killed my husband so I can aQattain vengeance."

"And I fulfilled my end of the bargain, only difference is I even helped you by killing him," Sun Wukong smiles even more devilishly as he stretched his two arms.  "I mean think about it, have you been able to sense Renkui's essence, I made sure to eliminate every creature in the fifth omniverse, I found out his murderer still resided in that plane," Sun Wukong grinned as he retracted his two arms.  "Instead of using your mouth to just destroy my ear drums, you can put it to better use, the better use I mean involves a lot of licking and sucking...." Before Sun Wukong could finish his sentence, he was suddenly ascending above the ground, he felt an invisible rope tied around his neck and it was squeezing his wind pipe vehemently.

"Ahhhhhh," Sun Wukong screamed as he puts his arms around his neck, he could feel his entire body going numb and weak.

"I didn't ask you to kill my husband's murderer for one purpose," Change'e began, her eyes red and her long black hair was flying wild.  "The purpose being that I wanted to give him eternal torment, every dead lower creature eventually goes to the underworld, if you don't wish to join my husband, you will go to the Underworld itself and bring back the one who killed my husband, he's mine to deal with."

"But you know that's impossible," Sun Wukong grinned evilly as he looked at her, Change'e frowned.  "What's happening?" She thought.  "My hold is supposed to give him gradual torment and pain but yet he smiles at me like a human about to squash an ant, is my power really having no effect?"

"Yep, your power ain't doing s**t," Sun Wukong smiles as he releases a miasma from his body, he lands on the ground softly.

"Wh... what..." Change'e began but Sun Wukong dashes towards her, holding her by her neck, he raises her 3 feet above the ground.  

"This is the first time you have ever had to look down at me, usually, you are so short I used to wonder if you could ever reach conclusions," Sun Wukong had an even more wicked smile, Change'e squirmed in pain as she tried to wiggle out of his hold but it proved futile.   "You had always been the weakest of the gods, you were not even supposed to be amongst us but you stole the elixir from Hou Yi and even had the guts to drink it, though you claim it's an accident but I am not such a fool that I can't see when someone is acting, I am done with pretending, I am sick of this God tier system and Jade Emperor bullshit, it's high time I conquer all."

"You won't succeed," Change's squirmed.  "You are just a monkey, you don't stand a chance."

"As a matter of fact, I will," the Monkey King had his most devious smile.  "I never killed the one who killed your husband."

"You bastard!!!" Change'e screamed as she kicked her legs furiously.

"Why are you annoyed?  I thought you were going to be happy, weren't you the one saying a few moments ago that you wanted the one who killed your husband to be alive," Sun Wukong snickered cheekily.

"How did I never know this was what you truly are?" Change'e began as tears filled her eyes and began to roll down her cheeks.   "When I first met Renkui, I didn't like him, I only married him cause I saw a shot at becoming one of the gods but as time went on, I fell for him, he was always so kind and nice, he treated me well even though I was the worst wife ever, what I really want is just to tell him a few words, I have to apologise to him, I am sorry for all I said and did to him, all I want is just to tell him I am sorry."

"Why are you crying?" Sun Wukong began with a disappointed look.  "You didn't even let me tell you all my plans but I will say it either way," Sun Wukong ended with a childish grin.  "The one who killed your husband is amongst the tournament contestants,"

As Change'e heard that, her eyes opened up, Sun Wukong noticing that smiles as he continues.  "I have completely rid him of Renkui's power, he's even more ambitious than I and if my calculations are correct, he won't stop till he has destroyed all the gods, he will be my most useful pawn in making me rule over all."

"How do you hope to use a mere human to defeat beings whose power even surpass omnipotence?"

"You will see," Sun Wukong smiled at her as his two arms turned golden.  "Knowing you, if I should release you and let you walk scot-free, you would definitely go and reveal to the gods my master plan of controlling over all, in order to avoid that, I shall seal you."

"You monkey, you will never succeed."

"On the contrary, I have already succeeded," Sun Wukong smiled as he tightened his hold around Change'e, her entire body was getting engulfed in golden light but just as it was about to get completely engulfed, a golden orb appeared directly before Sun Wukong and shot an infinitesimal sized-arrow at him, Sun Wukong dodged narrowly, in his attempt to dodge the arrow, he let go of Change'e neck, as fast as he could, he summoned his staff to his right arm, pointing it at the orb, he expells energy from it's tip destroying the orb itself.  Sun Wukong smiled as he looked around, Change'e appeared to have disappeared.

"You are smarter than I gave you credit for," Sun Wukong began.  "You used the golden orb Hou Yi gave you as a wedding gift and kept it as stand-by, so you suspected your husband's killer was still alive, all you were doing was a ruse to make me tell the truth even though it involved risking your life," Sun Wukong smiled as he walked forward.  "The question is what are you planning to use that knowledge for," Sun Wukong smirked as he walked further, the chain which hung around his neck began to fade.  "Xiwangmu must have realized she was the only God addressing the tournament," Sun Wukong smiled as the chain was losing it's colour.  "But the problem isn't just that, something is disrupting the proceedings of the tournament, something which I didn't account for, I have to go, the issue with Change'e will have to wait, I have to ensure all is right with the tournament, I had completely drained Change'e of her essence to some extent, she wouldn't have a physical body and the longer she stays in heaven, the weaker she becomes, she wouldn't be communicating with any of the gods anytime soon."

With that, Sun Wukong vanished from the spot where he was.

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Bale had concerned a look on his face as he tried to survey the entire area while d**k on the other hand appeared bored and unenthusiastic.

"Remind me what we are supposed to be waiting for," d**k sighs.  "I don't know about you but I'd like to f**k off so my d**k can get exercise in a vaginal gym."

Bale turned towards d**k, he had a 'wtf' expression on.  "The f**k, man."

"Before you go into one of your long blah blah blah blah bullshit talks that no one gives a f**k about, I will find the piece of Ixon whatever the f**k his name is supposed to be, after all, I can find him if I lock onto an aura that's similar to mine," d**k began as he ascended higher, when he reached a certain height, he spotted Zhangshun Shan who was also ascending.  "Ooh f**k me, so I got a white haired retard as one of my other halves, who the f**k is writing this story?"

Zhangshun Shan could clearly hear what d**k said, he gritted his teeth in anger, though he didn't know what was happening but he didn't like the way the light-skinned child spoke about him.

"Manners, d**k," Bale said sharply at d**k before turning his attention to Zhangshun Shan as he too ascended higher in the air.  "Apologies, you must be Ji, one of the five pieces of Ixonquious,"

"I am sick of this crap!!!" A voice bellowed from amongst the multitude of an innumerable amount of humans.

"Yeah, this s**t is unbearable," another said.

"Are you all just going to pretend we are invisible and insignificant!!!!" Most shouted in unison, their voices were filled with rage and anger.

"It's not called pretence if it's actually true," d**k said with his most demeaning smirk.

"You bastard," someone of the crowd shouts.  "I shall show you the power of a 678 dimensional being," he said as his entire body was now enveloped with green miasma.

"This is bad," Zhangshun Shan thought.  "I thought I could use their ignorance to my advantage but the visit from this two strangers have disrupted and spoilt my entire plans, now most of them know that even though they can't manipulate this plane or other objects, they can still manipulate themselves."

"You still fall within dimensional existence," d**k began with his most haughty smirk as he ascended to the ground.  "After I absorbed the essence from Marei and Leo, I became a 2A being," d**k smirks as he began to stroll leisurely to the one who challenged him, with every step he took, an infinite number of individuals which surrounded him transformed to dust.  "A gloomy bastard known as Larry tried to wipe me out but little did he know that I had left a clone and transferred my consciousness to another fictional work entirely making me completely undetectable, with that, I was able to test my power, I have ascended to reality several times, met with the authors who created those works of fiction, toyed with them, even toyed with several basketball and football teams there," d**k grinned as he stretched his right arm.  "And really, I came to one conclusion, Life isn't a b***h, it's retarded to think that, Life is my bitch."  As he said that, he stretched his arm and made the innumerable amount of participants numerable.

Before the number of participants which were in the 1A plane were so great that infinity multiplied by infinity wasn't enough to numerically classify them but after that, they remained a mere ten thousand.

"Dickson!!!!" Bale screamed.  "Why the f**k did you do that?"

The rest of the ten thousand shuddered in fear at the immense and great strength that d**k had showed even Xiwangmu was actually scared.

"Heey, you ruining my style," d**k grinned as he turned towards his direction, pointing over to Sui Wenyan whose face was a mask of fear, the same with everyone who was beside her, Ashley too was terrified beyond words.  "I am tryna look cool in front of that chick."

"She looks old enough to give birth to you," Bale frowns.

"Yah yah, I started f*****g adults from age 5 and now, I am so old that my age has no numerical value so I think I can pretty much f**k any hottie I want."

"I shall no longer let you toy with the gods anymore," came Xiwangmu's voice as she ascended above, her hair ran wild, it was shrouded in various colours and her eyes were white, she was the incarnation of incomprehensible power and splendor.   "I shall show you the power of the strongest of the gods, I created an Omniverse each comprising of planes ranging from 1D to infinite dimensional in the blink of an eye, I am so powerful I control the entire underworld, the underworld is a 2A plane, I am so powerful even the Jade Emperor revered my strength and I am feared amongst the gods, you shall know what it means to despair as the goddess of power and underworld shall punish y..." She fell unconscious on Bale's arms as he descended to the ground.

"I thought you said it ain't polite to hit ladies," d**k smiled at him.  "Not that I'd call that b***h a lady, she looks like the offspring of a Freddy Krueger f**k with a f*****g roach."

"She was making too much noise," Bale answered him, his face wore annoyance as to how d**k described Xiwangmu.

"I have lost taste in that b***h," d**k mutters as he turns towards Zhangshun Shan.  "Let's just grab Ji and get the f**k outta here."

Immediately, Bale and d**k appear directly before Zhangshun Shan, Zhangshun Shan couldn't help but feel intimidated by the power of these two.  "Why do two maggots stand in front of me?" Zhangshun Shan began with his most demeaning smirk.  "Do you desire to be squashed that bad?"

"So you squash maggots, that's disgusting, binky eyes, get an insecticide for that s**t," d**k laughed cruelly at him.

"Pardon my friend," Bale began.  "I am  the son of Larias and Azexela but due to the fact that neither of my parents have a last name, I go simply by just Bale, my counterpart," Bale pointed at d**k. "...is Dickson Jeremy Reyes," Bale now had his full attention on the asian.  "We are here to gather all five pieces of Ixonquious as my Father, Larias shall return soon and if the five pieces of Ixonquious don't come together, the end of all of existence and reality would be imminent, not just this fictional work would be destroyed but all fictional works including the world from where fiction originated from, we need you to come with us."

Zhangshun Shan looked skeptically at the two who now stood in front of him. "I don't understand what these two mean, who the fudge is Ixonquious and Larias, as much as they have piqued my curiosity, I am yet to achieve my goals here and until I do, I shall not lose focus, after all, a man who can't focus is no different from an incompetent one." Zhangshun Shan thought as he returned his attention to the two teenagers who stood in front of him.  "I still have things to do and until I do them, I can't leave here and come with you but you shouldn't worry, Zhangshun Shan can't get destroyed, if any thing, Zhangshun Shan destroys destruction."

"And they call me tight lipped and arrogant," d**k smiled.

"It's no use arguing to a piece of Ixonquious," Bale had a serious expression on his face.  "But still your help is required," Bale said as he threw a small blue brooch at Zhangshun Shan, Zhangshun Shan caught it in the midair.  "But when you have accomplished whatever it is you need to do here, press the brooch firmly and you will appear in front of us."

"Really nigga," d**k frowned at Bale in a sarcastic tone. "Can't we just turn the bastard to a dildo and run off."

"We can't," Bale said in d**k's direction.  "At the moment, his power is far too little, he will be completely useless if we take him now, he needs to attain higher heights, I am guessing that's what he intends to do and when he has done that, he shall come to us."

"Blah blah blah blah, that's all I hear you say," d**k said with an exasperated expression.  "Anyways f**k this s**t, time to bust outta here, lemme create a portal."

As d**k said that, all the ten thousand participants on the ground scattered in various directions, trampling over each other, they ran for their dear lives, no one was waiting, each were scared for their own lives.

"You aren't opening a portal this time, lest you kill any more," Bale said as he held d**k firmly.  "We shall just transport ourselves like simple creatures and just teleport."

As he said that, d**k and Bale disappeared out of sight.  Zhangshun Shan was visibly amazed at the encounter.  "Just who were those two? who is Larias and why did they keep referring to me as a piece of Ixonquious? how did they know my true name?" Zhangshun Shan thought as he held the brooch high.  "There will be time to find answers to my questions later but right now, I have to first accomplish what I set out to do here and once I do, I shall find answers to my other questions."