We did eventually decide what we wanted for breakfast, but by that point it was more like brunch. There was bacon and eggs, mushroom, tomato, and toast. We ate until we felt like we’d been sick. Goodness knows how wrong this little expedition would go… Actually that’s a lie. Full disclosure, I have hindsight, and we were really dumb about this. Also, I might have been a little more f****d than preiviously speculated, but I’d get to that later. “Are you sure you want to come with me?” Ivy asked me gently, and I assumed that it had something to do with her taking care of me. It didn’t, but I got mad like it was anyway. “I’m not made of glass,” I snapped back, “I am not leaving you to go traversing the human world on your own.” I knew what she was like in the human world. Utterly hopeless,

