The life and Times of Jacob Bathers

And here we go again the only day in whole damn year in which the people I know value me for once …. Yes it is 5 th of May My birthday. You would’ve known my name by now it’s literally the title but still I’m going to repeat it to increase the word count, I am Jacob Bather I’m 21 years old and I’m currently doing what most of the youths do the best in the world …doing Nothing which basically means I’m unemployed but that doesn’t matter I’m into writing stuff like stories and ……. Yeah that’s it, I’m trying to be successful in the field of writing this is the sentence I use to describe my working life every year , now some of you whose reading this masterpiece would think why this fellow talks like a loser the answer is because I am one. But I know I’m capable of being a successful writer someday (maybe). I got so involved in roasting myself that I forgot what was the title of this …..The Birthday Special, yes it my birthday but what’s so special about it ….honestly I don’t know that either but let’s find out. It's a Sunday morning I woke up everything is normal except for the people around me, my mom entered my room with wide smiling face she hugged me and kissed me in the forehead, this kiss I only get once a year and wishes me, part of me was really happy because a man is genuinely happy when he sees his mother happy( I stole this quote from a movie which I won’t name cause I don’t remember the name ) And the other part of me was feeling a bit sad because from tomorrow onwards everything will be normal again. Then I got out of my room I saw my dad and brother sitting in the couch usually my brother is too chaotic he is always yelling for no good reason but today he was quiet I think this is the only day in the whole year when he is behaving normally whereas my dad was there doing his regular thing every morning reading newspaper and sipping tea, when I entered the room I saw two distinct reaction from my brother and dad, my brother wished me like he was mocking me, I don’t know why I can’t take him seriously but I guess it’s the problem with every sibling meanwhile my dad wished me like he was giving me order or something, anyway I was having a great time until my friends came over to my house and as soon as I saw them the first thought I had in my mind is “Im screwed now” my dad welcomed them and brother ran upstairs as soon as he saw them because once he called all three of us to beat a guy who was bullying him everyday in school we rushed to beat up the guy who bullied my little INNOCENT Brother we got there and threatened that guy we were feeling like some gangsters we were so happy until my brother told me that that guy is his class teacher and after that me and my three buddies got suspended for standing up for my brother, after that he never makes eye contact with my friends. My friends came then I had to go out and give them a massive party of cold coffee and then they left because they were really busy they had to go home and sleep ….yeah they were really busy. Then in the evening my mom made a cake which was great and then my brother ate all the choco chips in it, lot of my neighbours and friends tell me you got a really cute brother and I agree with them sometimes I want to hit him with a pan or something …..but with love it’s a brotherly love you won’t understand. For dinner my mom made a cheese pizza my absolute favourite it was really good and I was really happy until my aunt came started taunting me and telling me to do something with my career she told me that I should get some decent job and get married and I was thinking which man is going to get his daughter marry me, I haven’t hit my puberty yet, I’m 21 by heart and brain( my mom disagrees) and by face I look like a newborn . After the dinner my birthday celebration got over we all went to sleep because we filled every tiny bits of our stomach( God bless our intestines). Every year on my birthday there is like a small celebration and I don’t wanna change anything about it, even though I get annoyed by my brothers monkey acts or my friends visiting my house on my birthday for no good reason but still I won’t a bit about this day because this is the best day I’ve got in the whole year because of my family and Ive got nothing better than them, oh sorry my friends too I forgot to mention them. Anyway that’s it if you liked my birthday story then be thankful of what u got and respect it because nothing lasts forever , ok enough of my moral lecture. I’ll be back if something spectacular happens to my life( which means never) I’m JACOB BATHER Peace out.