The Brittney’s

Brittney, Boone: Brittney, look at the new girl, I think her name is Elizabeth Brittney Harvison: oh, so Elizabeth is here, what are lame name? Brittney, Purvis: you’re right, Elizabeth is so ugly, just look at her, she is a dump truck in the flash Brittney, Stanford: Brittney, you are so right about Elizabeth, let’s hope she doesn’t survive in the school The Brittney’s start to laugh, and then Elizabeth starts to cry Elizabeth: how dare you? Brittney Wimberley: did we make Lizzie cry? Ms. velour: Brittney’s, how do you believe that new girl, Elizabeth is average looking, and you still can’t stop bullying Brittney harder: I have a great idea, when Elizabeth is at cheer practice, we are going to make sure she breaks a leg and has a concussion, that way she can be in a permanent coma, and that way we can unplug her from her life support so that way she can die Brittney Purvis: great idea, Brittney, let’s do that to Elizabeth Brittney Sanchez: I’ll do the unplugging Ms. velour: Brittney’s, that I can get you arrested, and lucky for you, or should I say, unlucky for you, my husband is a very successful judge, and he will plead you guilty, and I can tell that y’all don’t have any lawyers Brittney Harvard: you don’t talk to us like that Ms. velour, we are the most popular girls in the school Ms. velour: if you’re gonna keep up that attitude, you’re gonna lose all that popularity, you might even get beheaded by the schools, guillotine master, Mr. Velasquez Brittney Stringer: he caught me skipping class, one time, and he said, if I ever skip class again, he’s gonna bring me to the schools, car yard where the guillotine is, and he will be had me Ms. velour: that’s what he does to students that don’t behave Elizabeth: yeah, so, if you don’t want to get your lives stolen by Mr. Velasquez, well, then you better change your mind about everything, including bullying this poor, ugly girl, named Megan, she’s not ugly to me, she is amazing Megan: thanks, Elizabeth Megan: and if you bully us again, you’re going to have to call me, Miss Megan, and you’re going to have to call my friend Elizabeth, Miss Elizabeth Brittney Sanders: Ms. velour, I forgot my homework, my dog, eat it Ms. velour: Brittney, enough with your excuses, go to Mr. Johnson’s office right now, if you lie to me again, it’s off to the guillotine Brittney Sanders: OK Ms. velour, such a Karen Ms. velour: that’s it! Go to the guillotine right now Brittney, Purvis: geez, Ms. velour, you’re so harsh, you expect students to behave or else their lives will be stolen, that is not what teachers are supposed to do in the school system Ms. velour: Brittney, Purvis, you do not talk back to me like that or else you’re going to the guillotine as well Rebecca: Elizabeth, you and Megan sit with me at lunch, I’m nothing like those girls, they’re so mean and so arrogant Elizabeth: OK! Rebecca: OK Elizabeth, I’ll see you there, oh, my name is Rebecca Velazquez by the way, my dad runs the school guillotine Brittney Sterling: well look who it is, it’s ugly Lizzy, and she’s sitting with Rebecca, who’s very pretty, and Megan, who is extremely ugly Rebecca: Brittney, you are not allowed to be speaking about us that way, unless you want to be sent to the guillotine Brittney sterling call Lynn ugh! Fine, I’m leaving this dump whole anyway, I will see you all in heck, you belong there anyway you disgusting psycho creeps Brittney Carson: you better not be socializing with those ugly girls, you hear me, Rebecca Rebecca: Brittney, I’ve had enough of you, you’re going to the guillotine if you don’t stop, you got that bread? If you don’t, then you’re going to see a light, and your parents will watch you. Mr. Velasquez: is there anything OK down here? Let me know if I need to execute some bad students. Rebecca: Dad, the Brittney‘s are trying to bully these new girls that are ugly, but they’re my friends, I never want to make fun of someone because of their appearance, that is just plain old disrespectful, I want you to literally give them a warning Mr. Velasquez: Brittney‘s, you guys, I will let y’all off with a warning, if you bully any more, your lives will be flashing before your eyes, so you better stop, or else it’s off to the guillotine, but first you’re going to come in to my portable call the t*****e, portable where are we give you Hard essays, and we have you sit on chairs made out of cactus thorns Brittney Patterson: but they’re just ugly as heck man, if you ever t*****e us like that, we will totally see you and take you to court, because I am the daughter of a Karen and she will see you Mr. Velasquez: well, looks like we found out how you got your disgusting little personalities from