LIN FAMILY RULES

Our family's 'Lin Family Rules' have recently become popular, consistently occupying the top spot on the trending list. It spans a total of 98 pages with 160 rules, surpassing even the school regulations in length. Among them, the most controversial rule is 'Gentlemen stay far from the kitchen, and ladies take care of all household matters.' Everyone mocks our family rules, claiming that the word count exceeds our annual income, and my brother is destined to be a bachelor for life. Let the vast number of melon-eating people break the defense, my mother not only found a daughter-in-law, but also found a daughter-in-law after my brother's divorce, and she is also a high-achieving student from a famous university with an extremely good family appearance. On the first day, the new daughter-in-law expressed a charming attitude towards the family rules. ' Auntie, Ah Cheng and I really love each other, and I am willing to do anything for him.' Ah, this young girl is really not very bright at such a young age!" 1. Since my brother and sister-in-law divorced, my mom has been actively searching for a wife for my brother, bouncing around like a cat on a hot tin roof. She even posted our family rules online, creating a competitive atmosphere as if bidding for a son-in-law. The post went viral last night and quickly became the talk of the entire internet, dominating the top trending lists. Rules like "Men don't cook," "Daughters-in-law must bring double dowries," "In-laws' dietary preferences," "Wake up at 4:30 AM to cook," "Dietary standards" were all discussed. The most outrageous thing is that when my mother made the house rules, she also strictly required the brand of soy sauce and the content of seasoning intake and the oil per meal should not exceed one drop. After the stormy waves of eating melon netizens, they were also shocked by this concrete and abstract house rules. The discussions in the comments section were heated: "Indeed, when the forest is big, all kinds of birds can be found. Thanks to the internet for showing me the diversity of life." "Isn't this about finding a partner, or are you looking for a servant?" " Does your family have a throne to inherit?" " Why do you want to find a partner for your son? It would be nice for the mother and son to lock it up directly." "Even live-in housekeepers earning fifty thousand a month in the capital city don't have to follow so many rules!" " The young masters of the capital come out to say a few words. Does your family have so many regulations?" I was washing the dishes in the kitchen while watching the comments fall into deep thought. Is it the only one in our family that is like this?