Snakeskin stilettos first, Tamika Pettypiece emerged from the back-seat of her white limousine into a confetti-fall of flash-lights, and a wall of noise as fans and reporters called her name. ‘Over here, Ms Tamika! What’re the plans for the show?’ ‘Is it true that you’ve been recruiting hundreds of rabbits for the show, even the violent ones?’ ‘What if they attack people? What protection will they have?’ ‘Is your show going to save humanity, Ms Tamika?’ At this last, Tamika arrested her sachet up the steps to her production building and turned gracefully. She adjusted her huge dark sunglasses and took a breath, her magnificent bosom heaving with emotion, ‘I, and my staff, are hoping to serve our country and the world, in this time of crisis, in the only way we know. It may be a modes

