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Invasion of the Vox Lagomorpha

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When aliens land in the North of England…

At the epicentre of the revelation that We Are Not Alone, unlikely heroines, Bernie and Rupi, find themselves sucked into global events to help avert the alien-induced doomsday that threatens.

For they are front-line Rabbit Welfare Activists at a time when the Bunnies of Earth, as the most social, most vulnerable entities living among humans, have been charged by the Aliens to give evidence against the People of Earth in a galactic court.

Humanity's survival depends on the witness of the most abused, most misunderstood pet.

Can we hope for mercy, or expect revenge?

This earthbound but uplifting British sci-fi comedy by F. Fidelio, features close encounters of a fluffy kind unanticipated by Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence scientists.

Secret service plots, political spin, media depravity, budding romance, rabbit recalcitrance and a light-hearted animal rights campaign combine in this quirky page-turner, to fondly satirise present day Planet Earth. Prime Ministers, scientists, and talk show hosts are among those squarely in the ray-gun's sights, and even Marlon Bundo gets his moment.

Go on, treat yourself to a giggle...

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Disclaimers • The story, all names, characters, places, products and incidents portrayed in this novel are products of the author’s imagination or are used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, rabbits, and aliens, living or dead, is purely coincidental. • No person, rabbit or other entity associated with this novel received payment for the depiction of rabbit pellets. • Although the author and publisher have made every effort to ensure that the information in this book regarding alien threat was correct at time of press, the author and publisher do not assume and hereby disclaim any liability to any party for any loss, damage, or disruption caused by errors or omissions, whether such errors or omissions result from negligence, accident, or any other cause. • No information in this book is intended as a substitute for the medical advice of a veterinarian. All rabbits should regularly consult a veterinarian in matters relating to his/her health, particularly with respect to any symptoms of alien influence or possible mutation. • Depictions in this book are meant to supplement, not replace, proper training in living with rabbits. Like any hobby involving speed, teeth, nails and communication challenges, bunny wrangling poses some inherent risk. The authors and publisher advise readers to take full responsibility for their rabbit’s safety and to know their own limits. Before practising any of the (non-violent) rabbit-handling skills described in this book, be sure not to take risks beyond your level of experience, aptitude, genetic mutation, training, and comfort level. • No rabbits or aliens were harmed during the conception, researching, or writing of this novel.

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