TWENTY-SEVEN
Making Plans. – now renamed as The Haunting of Chloe McMurderess.
I’ve opened a file on my laptop imaginatively entitled ‘Making Plans.’ Jeremy the dumb bear thought it was a crap title but what am I supposed to call it? ‘How to Flee from my Parole without getting caught?’ ‘How the f**k do I get out of this situation I’m in?’ ‘How to evade re-capture whilst on the run?
Or should I write to an Agony Aunt?
Dear Agony Aunt, I am a double murderer on parole after release from prison for a different offence. The man I framed for those murders is out to get me and has engaged a psychopath to scare the s**t out of me. I want to flee the country but have no money or means to escape. Please advise me what to do.
Yours
Chloe McMurderess.
Dear Chloe McMurderess,
You’re f****d! Su
