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Season 1, Episode 2.
Short Recap:
Ivy, who is a werewitch girl, meets Snow, who is an Original Siren-Witch. They meet each other in college, and soon begin to discover each other's secrets: their species. They enter a forest soon after and find a cave, where lays the Original Upgraded Tribrid - who has the support of the Original Heretic. Snow and Ivy release Katie. Ivy and Snow get drained of their blood, and Katie escapes. However, Katie is after one person: Javarie.
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Snow and Ivy would soon wake up, their deep slumber slowly recovering them from their injuries. Ivys long luscious curls she had before passing out from the incident turned into knots from being covered in dirt - and a bird decided to take a big shat on her scalp aswell... Snow meanwhile, woke up with smudges of dirt on her face and something was moving around the edges of her face.... worms! They were slimy and quite large actually. They help each other get up. Snow would chant the word 'Incendia' and the worms would drop back on the ground. Ivy would say the words 'Birdshit Goawayio' which caused her scalp to be clean again.
Snow: Well, that girl is DONE!
Ivy: Ugh literally! She thinks sucking our blood will do anything! My head I give to Klaus and Stefan though... ?
Snow: Just shut up, we need to get back to the school dumbass!
Ivy: Oh yeah.. that's true. My session with them can be later tho-
Snow would telekinetically push Ivy six meters away from her.
Snow: Talk your dirty crap later!
Ivy: Whatever!
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Whitemore College.
Time Coarse: 02:45AM - 4:55AM.
Snow and Ivy would find their way back to Whitemore College.. eventually. The doors loudly squeal, like the cry of a siren's song (not Snow!). The furniture being destroyed: the furniture blocking the hallways, making this look like more of a horror movie sequel.
Ivy: Woah, this is a bit creepy...
Snow: Well duh, this is an accurate representation of your face!
Ivy Oh shut up Snow!
Snow: Puhlease!
Snow: But yeah... you're right. This is kinda scary.
Ivy: Snow, I don't think we should've came here...
A figure then appears.
Katie: Yeah! You shouldn't have!
Snow and Ivy: AHH WTF!
Ivy: Stop giving us a jumpscare oh my god!
Snow: Literally! Ivy already is one!
Ivy would roll her eyes.
Katie: I'll do you something..
Snow: What? Se-
Katie: Ugh no! Some parts of me are still crusty! Anyway, we'll play an old childhood game?
Ivy and Snow would look confused.
Katie: Hide and.. Seek!
Ivy and Snow: Oh come on!
Katie: It's with a twist!
Ivy: Yeah well... the only twist I would want is Stefan and Klaus to appear and to come hu-
Katie: ENOUGH!
Katie: Anyway, Hide or Die!
Snow: Fine!
Katie: Go.. Now!
Ivy and Snow would start running, looking for a place to hide.
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Whitemore College Basement.
Time Coarse: 3:05AM - 4:55AM
Katie would go down to the basement of the college after Ivy and Snow start running and hiding for their lives. Meanwhile, Katie was waiting for a good friend of hers: Allison (The Original Heretic.) It would then take five moments for Allisons slow ass to get here (even though she has vampire speed.)
Katie: Finally Allison you're here!
Allison: Yeah sorry, I got in a bit of trouble but we'll go on about that later.
Katie: Hmph, Okay. Let me fill you in on what just happened!
Katie would give a summary of the instructions she put out for them.
Katie: Thing is, I put a magic barrier on this school so they can't leave!
Allison: Wow! The last few final bits of crust fell off of your lips as you said that!
Allison would giggle.
Katie: Whatever!
Katie: Anyway, Ivy is the bimbo from her duo so she'll obviously think to tell Snow to come here with her! Just waiting for the right moment.
Allison: That's actually a smart thing! Wow!
Katie: I know!
Katie: Anyway, as we wait like to explain why you were late?
Allison: Oh, sure!
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Flash Back to why Allison was late.
Mystical Falls Dark Ally
Time Coarse: 2:50AM - 3:05AM
Sim: Hey Allison? Missed me?
Allison: Well, I wish you stayed desiccated but that's debatable depending on my mood.
Sim: OH?
Allison: Anyway, Sim can we just catch up later? I have like SOOO much to do right now!
Sim: How about, No!
Sim would use her vampire speed and tries to snap Allison's neck but because of Allison's strong magic, they get pushed back telekinetically.
Allison: WTF?
Allison: If you wanted a fight, you could've said so!
Sim: I thought it was easier to use my hands.
Allison: So do I.
Allison would drop her lighter on the ground, and enhance the flame with her magic to burn Sim.
Sim would then run away screaming.
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Present Time with Katie and Allison.
Allison: So yeah that's what happened!
Katie: Oh damn.
Allison: Yeah.. I know.
Allison would get her lighter out, and burn the tip of her tongue. The tip would turn black, but quickly heals.
Allison: I am a god.
Allison would say that metaphorically.
Katie: This is why I love you Allison, and we were friends for centuries!
Allison: Aww! The baddie loves me!
Katie: I sure also do like Kai Parker!
Allison: OOP.
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Whitemore College
Time Coarse: 3:15AM - 4:55AM
Snow and Ivy would continue to run and strut to a hiding spot.
Ivy: Snow! We've been everywhere! Can we like stop for a second to? My heels are killing me!
Snow: First of all, you're nothing but a trashy hoe. Second of all, you sick d**k. Third of all, you're not a boss ass b***h you are a boss ass trashy hoe!
Ivy would be quiet.
Snow: Exactly, stay quite because I ate that!
Ivy would roll her eyes.
Snow: Hold on..
Snow would get another premonition, seeing a door and a staircase going down.
Snow: Wait Ivy, what do you go down the staircase for?
Ivy: A basement? Why?
Snow: Perfect! Let's go to the basement!
Ivy: Wait, that's smart! Okay!
Snow and Ivy would strut their way there.
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Whitemore College Basement.
Time Coarse: 3:20AM - 4:55AM.
Snow and Ivy would arrive at the basement - falling into the trap.
Katie: Look who we have here.
Ivy: SNOW!
Snow: I'm sorry!
There would be chairs layed out.
Allison: Take a seat.
Ivy and Snow: Uhm.. ok.
They take a seat.
Allison: We want you to...
Katie: Join us.
Snow: Erm why?
Katie: If you want to still live in our world with an honorary title when we conquer it, then you should!
Allison: Exactly. We are actually giving you guys a chance instead of performing the trap on you guys right now.
Snow: I think Ivy would suck too much d**k on the way, sorry.
Ivy: Got a point.. BUT. You literally sucked my blood hours ago! What was the point of that?
Snow would say this in her mind: 'Maybe to show when you suck Klaus and Stefan how much teeth you rub against their-'
Katie: I needed to not look deceased, ok?
Allison: It would be a fun offer! I mean, you can also do cool things with me! We can burn children and...!
Katie would roll her eyes.
Katie: Don't mind Allison, she has a weird obsession with burning children. ?
Allison: Hey!
Ivy: Why us anyway?
Snow: Well, Ivy means why her... all she does is unmentionable things xx....
Katie: This is us giving you guys,
Mercy.
Ivy would say in her mind: 'Or why Snow? She stinks of fish anyway, you can literally cook her.'
Allison: Look it's a yes or a no!
Allison would play with her lighter again. She would again light the tip of her tongue causing the tip to black, and then it would heal instantly after.
Allison: I. am. a. god.
She says this metaphorically.
Ivy: I'm sorry.. but no!
Ivy would run out of there successfully.
Snow: Bye bitches!
Snow would follow Ivy, and also successfully run away.
Katie: UGH!
Allison: What a shame.
Katie: Allison, we'll start the plan.
Allison: Perfect.
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