Chapter 28Adam
At breakfast the next morning, I’m sure my eyes musta bugged out as soon as I took my first bite of toast.
“Oh, wow!” I gasped. “This bread is so—”
“Dense?” Steve said. “Thick? Heavy? Hard?”
“No!” I growled. “I was gonna say…delicious!”
“Oh.”
His surprised look made me laugh. Of course, I knew Steve was a vegetarian, so I’d known all along not to expect any bacon, eggs, or sausage at his house. And it sure wouldn’t kill me to eat healthier like this for a few days, especially after all that s**t I’d eaten at the convention. I just never thought stuff from a health food store would taste so good! But then I noticed in my toast…
“So what are these, umm…big, green lumps?”
“Green?” Steve repeated. “Oh, crap, did it get moldy again?”
“Oh, my gawd!” I gagged and spit a wh
