Pop-culture Battle Royale

“Arise.Animal-Man.For the battle is about to begin,” said a deep,rumbling voice from above Animal-Man.“What?Where am I?” Animal-Man said in shock. “You are in my arena.Prepare yourself,” the voice responded.A small,jet black robot walked in stiffly“Follow Me,” the robot said in the same voice as the other.Animal-Man followed it around a few tight corners before a door opens in front of him and the robot gestured for him to walk through.Animal-Man walked through the door to a huge arena.There were people everywhere.A few that Animal-Man recognized actually.The same voice from the room boomed.“You have all been brought here for a simple purpose.To decide which one of you is the ULTIMATE warrior.FIGHT!” The voice boomed.“I refuse to fight for your entertainment!” Animal-Man shouted.The door behind him opened and the robot came out.The robot shot Animal-Man with a 50 kilowatt laser.Animal-Man turned and crushed the robot in his bare hands.Animal-Man was about to shout at the voice again but saw his arch nemesis,Soul-Seller. Animal-Man flew at Soul-Seller in a rage.Soul-Seller touched Animal-Man’s chest,attempting to sever his soul from his body.Animal-Man grabbed Soul-Seller by his throat and ripped it out.Animal-Man plunged his fist down the hole where Soul-Seller’s throat was.He grabbed Soul-Seller’s heart and ripped it out.Animal-Man looked down at the heart in his hands.Animal-Man squeezed the heart to a pulp and threw it at the grenade that Bane had just thrown at him. Animal-Man charged at Bane and grabbed him by his mask. “Why do you wear the mask?” asked Bane.Animal-Man responded by ripping the mask off of Bane’s face,causing his skin to rip off as well,sending blood gushing out.Bane screamed in pain and fell to his knees.Animal-Man kicked Bane and dropped the mask onto the ground.Animal-Man turned around only to seeDarth Maul, Emperor Palpatine,Darth Plagueis,Darth Tyranus (Count Dooku),General Grievous,Darth Vader,Supreme Leader Snoke,A'Sharad Hett, Asajj Ventress,Darth Talon,and Kylo Ren unleash their lightsaber blades. Animal-Man drew Hell's Scream,Skewer of Broken Dreams.Hell's Scream is a long,slim,smooth blade made of iron is held by a leather grip.Hell's Scream has a spiked,warped cross-guard,offering plenty of protection to the owner's hands.The cross-guard has an intricate claw on each side.Darth Maul charged forward and Animal-Man sidestepped the attack.Animal-Man chopped the lightsaber in half,forcing Darth Maul to dual-wield the lightsabers. Animal-Man kicked Darth Maul in the chest,sending him flying into Emperor Palpatine’s lightsaber.Palpatine pushed away Darth Maul’s body in disgust and charged towards Animal-Man.“You sith lords never learn do you?” asked Animal-Man.He blocked the attack with his bladed gauntlet.He shot a laser at Palpatine’s chest.Palpatine fell to the ground screaming.Darth Plagueis lunged at Animal-Man,blade howling.Animal-Man planted his sword into the ground allowing Plagueis’ momentum to stab into his heart.Animal-Man ripped his sword out of the corpse of Plagueis.Animal-Man quickly turned around as Count Dooku ran at him from behind. Animal-Man sidestepped as Dooku slashed at nothing but the ground. Animal-Man kicked Dooku’s back,sending Dooku flying into Leo’s katana.Grievous ran at Animal-Man,four arms spinning.Animal-Man ducked under one arm and stabbed his sword into Grievous’ gut sack.The gut sack exploded,sending Animal-Man flying. Animal-Man landed on his back with a groan.Animal-Man kicked himself to his feet.He turned just in time for Darth Vader to force choke him.Animal-Man forced Vader to choke himself telepathically.Vader stopped using the force and charged Animal-Man. Animal-Man ran in front of Snoke and ducked as Vader slashed Snoke in half.Kylo screamed in anger and threw his lightsaber at Animal-Man.Animal-Man ducked as the crymson red tri-beam gutted Mace Windu with ease.Mace screamed in pain and fell to his knees.Animal-Man jumped above Windu’s corpse and sliced off Ren’s head.A'Sharad Hett drew both lightsabers a crimson red and a cyan blue.He threw the blue lightsaber in an arc.The lightsaber flew in a deadly flight path.Animal-Man ducked as it gutted Michelangelo.Animal-Man threw a adamantium shuriken at the center of A'Sharad Hett’s forehead.The shuriken stuck is A'Sharad Hett’s forehead but it only made him angry.He charged however Animal-Man threw his shuriken at the hilt of the red lightsaber,making the lightsaber to twist and stab Hett’s chest,sending blood gushing as his heart is pierced.Animal-Man’s face turned grim as he saw his next threat