I ha-Love you, i***t.

"Well, Hello Stupid." Danny plops down on the couch looking at me. Hes such a t**t. I look over at him with a strait face. "Go screw yourself." "Why do you hate me so much? is it my good looks? or maybe my charm?" "Nope." i pop the P with my lips. "Its more so your egotistical ways." "Egotistical?" He raises an eyebrow at me. " Hmm, i got some words for you, you f*****g-" I scrunch my face up at him, rolling my eyes, getting ready to mock him but my sister strolls in. "Knock it off, you two act as if you're married or something." My sister Tam sits down in between us, her eyes going back and fourth from him to me. "You know what?" We both look at her, a questioning look in our eyes. She grins at the TV and brings her pinky to her mouth, mimicking Doctor evil from Austin Powers. "Lame." Danny scoffs picking up the remote to turn the volume up louder, but she grabs it from his hand, taking her free hand and slapping the back of his head. "Excuse you." He narrows his eyes at her. "You're excused." she hears me snicker and she turns towards me. "You too." she smacks me on the back of the head. "Tam." I cross my arms. "I'm not going on a road trip with him. Hes a d**k and i hate him." I hear a loud chuckle erupt from his mouth. "The feelings mutual." He shakes his head. Tam I'm not going, and you cant make me." He smiles at her, snatching the remote back. "Oh?" She raises an eyebrow at him. "You wanna bet?" "Yeah, i do." He says testing her, turning the channel. "Alright, you can stay here and dog sit, and if you try to say no about either option, ill tell your mom about that huge ass house party you had while she was out on business when you were 17." He widens his eyes at her, making her smirk. "And ill also tell her you broke her 'PRICELESS' lamp. Tell me, is she still wondering where it is?" I laugh at her, but my reaction quickly changes when Danny gives her a look of defeat, running a hand over his face. "Fine." 'Great, just f*****g great.' I think to myself. But honestly, there is no argument. Mrs. Hammond is f*****g crazy. Shed beat him with anything she sees as soon as Tam says '17, party and broken lamp.' literally, ANYTHING. "So you're blackmailing me?" She gives him a nod. "That's not fair." he says through gritted teeth. She shrugs. "Go home and pack, tell Jackson to pack too." She looks at me before standing. "Go pack lany. You're not getting out of this either." evil i tell ya....just...pure...evil man. i swear she's the devil disguised as a woman. "Tam, you do know that requires me and that scum bag to be in the backseat for hours, you know we're going to tear at each others throats as much as we can." He flicks me off. I do the same to him She shrugs again. "Not my problem. Now shoo shoo you love birds. I got stuff i have to do before we leave in the morning- OH by the way, we are going to the beach." She walks out of the room. Danny and i give each other a look of hate. Me rolling my eyes and him squinting his at me. "Id rather die." and with that, he gets up and leaves. "Oh yea, so would i, you f*****g dick." I mumble to myself, going to my room to pack some stuff.