I stood there contemplating for a few seconds. Is this ever going to happen to me? I was thinking. My thoughts were interrupted with Debra coming back into the room.
Here is a side thought. If a woman ever catches you meditating, she will drive you crazy until she learns what it was you were thinking. I don’t claim to understand the female curiosity, but it’s been my experience they all do it.
“What are you thinking?”
“I was thinking how happy I am, now that I’m married to you.”
Of course, that wasn’t even close to what I was thinking, but it was something I knew she would find acceptable, and it would get her off my back. I guess what I’m saying here is NEVER, EVER, share your meditating thoughts with a woman. She’ll store the information away. She’ll use it against you every time you
