Y/N was looking at the impossible standing right in front of her. Loki had returned from the dead? Impossible! She approaches him, reaching a hand up to touch his cold cheek a bit.
“It’s really you….”
Loki smiles at her, feeling her warm hand. “Yes, it’s me.”
She strokes his cheek for a moment before going in for a hard slap, making him reel back and blink before looking at her with surprise. “Do you have ANY idea what I went through?! Why?! Why now do you decide, ‘Hey, I’m going to come back from the dead and screw with that mortal’s heart again’?!”
Loki rubs his cheek and regains his composure. “I never really died… I simply faked it.”
“Then why didn’t you come back?!”
“I… I honestly got carried away with living as an illusion of my father back on Asgard. And I didn’t really have the time to….. No… That’s not true… I had plenty of time, but I didn’t think you’d want to see me.”
“Do you know how long it took for me to stop grieving over you? Too long… And you were alive the whole time?”
“We’re just circling around a bit now…”
“We’re circling because I can’t believe this!”
Loki pulls her in for a close embrace, making her calm down as he lets out a soft sigh. “I’m really happy to see you again, Y/N…. Truly....”
Y/N breaks into tears as she hugs him tightly, sniffling in his chest. “Damn you, Loki…”
“I know…”
After some time, they both begin to catch up with each other as Loki tells Y/N the recent events he had to deal with, including Thanos and the half annihilation of the Asgardians. He looked solemn as his thoughts turned to Thor, who he had last seen aimlessly floating around unconsciously in space. Y/N looks to him and gives him a side hug, trying to comfort him. “So… what now?”
“Well… I plan on fulfilling my promise. I will make you my queen.”
“.....” Y/N sighs as she backs away. “I… I can’t accept… I love you, but… I barely even know you and you don’t even know me.”
“I know well enough that we need each other.”
“Do we?”
Loki looks at her, a bit hurt as he tries to process the situation. “I… Look, this is very new for me… What can I do to convince you?”
“Give me a chance to get to know you…”
“Then… Perhaps an… arrangement of sorts should be in order.”
“Like a date?”
“A date, yes.”
“Okay. When?”
“Tomorrow, perhaps.”
“I have to work tomorrow… But I do have an hour lunch. We could have a date then.”
“Tomorrow it is then.”
Y/N sets up her couch for him for the night, to his confusion, as she goes to bed for some much needed rest. The next day, Y/N was at her office, working through some numbers when there was a clamor going on. She gets up to peek over her cubicle as she sees Loki in a business suit and slicked back hair, to her shock. “Unbelievable… No way…”
Loki sees her peeking out as he approaches her with his strut, bringing more attention to himself as Y/N felt a bit embarrassed. “There you are, darling… So this is your place of work. Rather small, clearly unfit for a woman of your status.”
“I’m just an accountant, Loki… That’s the only status I have.”
“I never had a real chance to really look over the advancements you mortals have achieved with these machines. This is a good opportunity for me to learn about it.”
The crowd around them start whispering and mumbling to each other, wondering if he was a foreign businessman for the company or simply inspecting. Y/N tries to hide her face, feeling even more embarrassed. “Loki, please….”
“Ah, yes. Which reminds me…” He stands up and looks at the crowd. “People of Midgard. Allow me to announce that as of today, during your lunch periods, there will be a buffet waiting for you outside of this building.”
“Loki, you really don’t-”
Loki continues, cutting her off. “It is a reward for all your efforts thus far. All on me.”
The crowd becomes excited as they quickly get back to work. Y/N looks at Loki, grabbing him by his tie and pulling him down. “What are you doing here?”
“I merely wanted to see where you spend your short days. I must say, this building is not that bad, but I could have done better with the architecture.”
“Loki, I work here. I need to get my work done. If my boss sees you, I’m going to be fired.”
“As if I could let that happen to you. From what I can see, you are a most valued worker here rather than these talentless slobs.”
“Loki, how can I get you to leave this office right now?”
“Simple. Meet me where it all began during your lunch break.”
“That’s it?”
“That’s it.”
“Fine. Now will you please leave?”
“As you command, my queen.”
Loki walks out of the building, but not before casting a spell, sending a roach scurrying toward the kitchen to cause some commotion. He chuckles to himself as he gets on the elevator. Y/N hears someone scream in the kitchen as she sighs, facepalming herself. Some time passed, the roach problem was finally taken care of as the Lunch hour chimed in. She soon gets up and gets what she needs as she starts walking to where Loki suggested. Back to where it all began that night.
When she walked into the building, it looked so much different than before. The main hall had a more regal look to it, torches ablaze as they illuminated the golden walls. Loki comes out, smiling at her as he approaches her.
“Beautiful, is it not? I simply took the liberty of casting a spell to make this hall look like the Palace hall back in Asgard….”
“Loki… this.. This is too much, I-”
“Hold on. Allow me to make one more change…” He stands in front of her and places his hands on her shoulders, changing her clothes into an Asgardian dress. “Do not worry, this is simply a realistic illusion. Once you leave, you’ll be back in your mortal dressings.”
“Loki…”
“I also took the liberty of bringing in some help. Only the best for my Queen after all.” He starts to lead her to a beautifully set table, using his magic to slide out a seat for her.
Y/N looks at him and eventually lets out a chuckle as she goes to take her seat. He slides her seat back in as he goes to take his seat across from her. “Loki, this is all so much. You really didn’t have to go this far.”
“How else am I going to prove that you deserve only the best from your King?”
“Loki, just stop. We can have normal conversations, you know? None of that king and queen nonsense and just talk to me… I know you're still new at this, but… That could be your easiest task, right?”
Loki was silent for a moment as he took a deep breath. “Okay. But first… Wine.” He snaps his fingers as a waiter comes in with a bottle of wine.
“Well…. Just one glass. I can’t be drunk when I get back to work…”
He smiles as the Waiter opens the bottle and pours in her glass then in his, walking away to grab the food that was prepped for them.
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Several hours before, Loki had returned to Doctor Strange, who was very unamused by his visit as Loki had resorted to begging the Doctor to teach him how mortal courting worked on Earth. Doctor Strange let out an exasperated sigh and allowed Loki inside, using his magic to bring up the necessary books on romance and guides on how to produce the perfect date. He pulls up Shakespeare, romance novels, even coming up with some movies and a couple shows for Loki to review. He had even created a time barrier that stopped time outside of the building so Loki could utilize it for his research. Loki started with a Shakespeare play. The play in question: Romeo and Juliet.
Loki skimmed through the pages, making a number of expressions as he read through the acts. “This is absurd. Why not just take the girl and run away?” He reads onward for a bit. “Ah… They did plan on running….” Onward some more. “Oh that is just ridiculous…” And once more. “They can’t even get dying right.”
Doctor Strange watched him, facepalming a bit. “This is an Elizabethan classic by history’s greatest bard and all you’re doing is criticizing the decisions his characters made. You should be focusing on their relationship and how far they were willing to go for each other. They wouldn’t even allow death to keep them apart, which is something you apparently had no trouble pulling off for a while.”
Loki scowls at Strange as he moves onto the next novel: The Fault in our Stars. He reads through the chapters, rolling his eyes at certain scenes. After a few hours, he finishes the novel. “So the boy dies of cancer and the girl just moves on from that?”
Strange shakes his head. “Loki, again, you’re taking this too literally. The context is that even if you are on the brink of death, you can still recall what it is like to feel more alive when you find yourself an equal who truly loves you, despite any physical, mental, and emotional limitations you and they endure…” Strange then goes to turn on a romantic comedy: When Harry Met Sally.
Loki watches through the film, sort of getting invested into the plot and even smirking at some of the comedic points. Soon, it gets to the climactic speech and the passionate kiss. “Well… I must admit, this is much better than the books you've given me.”
Strange looks at Loki. “And what have you learned?”
Loki responds confidently. “That friends who are of the opposite genders can never work as friends.”
Strange sighs. “Not true because I’m friends with a woman and it has been working out very well. Sometimes, in many friendships, romance between two friends simply happens. It becomes a spark and grows into a passion until eventually, they both decide to go for it.”
Loki ponders for a moment. “I suppose that could be right. While I have a bit of a…. Seductive history with Lady Sif, we did manage to make a mutual bond of respect after our separation.”
Strange raises his brow a bit. “Yes, I am well aware of your… past encounters with Thor’s friend. I have the perfect series for you to view. It is beloved all around the globe and it came out 2 decades ago. It’s a comedy, a sitcom, and it’s all about friends falling in love with one another as well as other people.” Strange soon tunes into a marathon of Friends.
For what seemed like days, Loki had gone through the entire 10 seasons as he was finding it hard to contain his feelings about the many relationships between the 6 friends. “Well… I must admit, I can see why you claim it to be a global phenomenon…. It’s honestly a bit remarkable that such a tale could exist.”
Strange nods as he soon pulls out one more book. “I have one more book for you to read and I want you to really understand the content. I trust you will find that you can relate to the plot fairly well.” He passes him the novel: Pride and Prejudice.
Loki lets out a sigh and begins to read through the novel. After some time, he finishes the book and closes it, setting it aside as he stands up.
Strange watches him. “Well…. What have you learned from this?”
“You were right… I do relate. To think that this… Darcy character would find Elizabeth’s intelligence attractive the way I found Y/N’s ferocious bravado charming.”
Strange nods as he soon goes to break the barrier down, resuming time. “Yes. Now we are going somewhere.” For a while longer, Strange continues to teach Loki how to be romantic as well as what to do when it comes to dates.
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The waiters had come and began to serve the two on their date, receiving 2 small side salads as an appetizer.
Loki looks to see what Y/N thought and notices the visible disgust at the salad. "Not to your liking?"
"I'm just uh… not really that much of a salad fan unless there's croutons…"
"Croutons?"
"Dried bread pieces."
"Ah yes. I see." He snaps his fingers as the Waiter comes back to take back the salads. "Forgive me. I had no idea you didn't enjoy salads."
"It's fine, really."
"On to the entrée then. I did a little checking and found out you enjoy pasta." The waiter comes back with a plate of chicken and broccoli alfredo pasta.
Y/N grins as she picks up her fork and digs into the pasta. "Oh absolutely!"
Loki watches intently, seeing her twirl the fork into a large bundle and fit the whole thing in her mouth as a bit hung out. She slurps it up and chews it down, thoroughly enjoying it. He chuckles as he grabs a napkin and starts wiping off the excess sauce from her lips. "I'm glad you're enjoying this."
Y/N blushes, feeling embarrassed about the way she ate. "Sorry. I've been told I seem to inhale my food because it's gone so quickly…"
"Oh no no. Please, do keep eating the way you do. That simply tells me you enjoy it."
"Eheh…." She slurps up a bit more as she then sips her wine, coughing out a bit. "What kind of wine is this?"
"It's Asgardian. Managed to snag it and stash it here before… Well, figured we ought to enjoy it a little."
Y/N immediately began to feel the effects as she held her head. "Whoa… How am I already…?"
"Oh, that's how strong the wine is. Pure Liquor, however, would really knock you down."
"L-Loki… I can't be drunk. I have to go back to work in half an hour… How long does this last?"
"Ohhh…. Um…. For mortals, about… 5-6 hours?"
"Are you serious- Whoa…." Getting worked up seemed to make the effects more severe. "Nnngahhhhhh….. Dizzy…."
Loki raises a brow before realizing what he had done. "Oh dear… um…" He stands up and helps her up, leaning her against him as he starts leading her out. "Don't worry. I will explain everything to your master."
"B-Booooss…"
"Boss, yes."
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After returning to the office and explaining to her boss his mistake, the boss allowed her to take the rest of the day off to recover. Loki brings her back home and carries her upstairs to her bedroom, gently laying her on her bed. He sees she was out cold and visibly dreaming a bit as she made noises in her stupor. Loki chuckles a bit as he tries to tuck her in, only for her to reach up and hug her arms around his neck, holding him close to her as he begins to get flustered.
“Y-Y/N?”
“Mmmmm….. Want…..”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Waaaant…..”
She tries to pull him in for a kiss as he quickly pulls away, taking a deep breath as he straightens his button-up shirt. “P-Perhaps some other time… When you are not inebriated…”
He walks out and goes down to her office to try and pass a little time. He finds some books in her office and begins to read some of them, getting to see what her tastes in literature were like. He manages to find what seemed to be an erotica novel as he blushed at its contents. He then smirked as he read through the pages. “My, my… My Queen seems to be very naughty when she wants to be…”
He hears a bit of noise coming from her room as he sets the book down and goes up to check on her, wondering if she was okay. As soon as he opens the door, he finds some of her clothes on the floor and her still in her underwear and her button-up business blouse, looking overheated as well as red in the face from the strong intensity of alcohol. “Oh my… Someone must have gotten hot under the covers.”
“Mmmmmm… Burning….”
“I am terribly sorry, Darling. I had forgotten how sensitive the mortal body can be.” He walks over to try and tuck her in again, but ends up getting a look in the loosely unbuttoned blouse as her cleavage cradled in a black bra as he gets flustered, quickly looking elsewhere. “Oh my… Um… Darling…”
“Loki….” She grabbed at his wrists a bit, looking at him longingly. “I want my King….”
Loki looks to her, surprised to hear her say this as he watches her move one of his hands along her hot, glistening body. “Uh… D-Darling? You are full…”
“Not full enough…. Don’t you want your Queen?”
“O-Of course, but… I would prefer my Queen to be more…. Aware….”
He rubs his hand along her side a bit, grazing her hot body with his ice cold fingers, making her shiver. “L-Like that….”
“You… You are not yourself….” He looks over her body for the first time, finally realizing how curvy, yet frail she appeared to him. How could someone with such a fragile frame fight back with such power?
“I don’t care… I want you… I-I need you, Loki…. Please…” She begged him, soon hugging against him and pulling him over her now as he was on top of her on the bed.
Loki looks down at her, pondering for a moment on whether he should indulge or not. “Darling… Is this your first time?”
“No…. It isn’t….”
“Are you sure you want me like this?”
“Never been more sure of anything in my life…. And I am wasted….”
“....” Loki gives a soft smile as he soon leans down for a tender kiss, pressing his cold lips against hers as he slowly moves his body down onto hers, hugging on her.
The kiss between them deepens as he runs his hands along, caressing her sides gently as he starts to lift her blouse off. She raises her arms, allowing him to slip the blouse off and set it aside on the floor. He gets a better look at her body, running his fingers along the curves as he makes her shiver more. He pulls away from the kiss and starts to gently kiss along her neck, slowly trailing down toward her chest, soft and warm against his cold lips as he looks up at her for a moment, making sure she is really okay with this. She looks at him and nods, reassuring him this was what she wants.
“P-Please, Loki….”
“Very well, my love….”
He soon starts to unbutton his shirt, slipping it off his body as he leans back down, kissing her tenderly along her jaw and down her neck with his freezing lips, his hands exploring every curve of her body as Y/N shivers, biting her lip as her face began to beam red. He lifts her bra up, exposing her to his frigid breath as he kisses along her breasts before trailing down her belly, his hands moving down toward her panties. He huffs against her legs as he starts slipping the fabric down her legs, her body getting goosebumps from his freezing breath. Once her panties were off, he sets them aside as he moves back up, moving a hand up to her mouth as his cold fingers caressed her lips gently.
“Perhaps you could help me along? I prefer not to go in dry…”
Y/N nods as she starts to graze her hot tongue against his fingers, swirling it along the tips and down before taking 2 of them in her mouth, suckling them and wetting them well. It was like licking on ice as eventually, he pulled his fingers out, smirking. He then moves his fingers down to her quivering entrance, slowly and gently sliding them in as she lets out a gasp, gripping on his arm a bit as he starts to wriggle his cold fingers inside. What a strange sensation, having something so cold spread on her hotness, and yet… Very stimulating. He begins to thrust his fingers in her, kissing along her chest and licking up toward her neck and off her chin as Y/N shivered, her back arching from the increasing jolts of pleasure. She begins to let out soft moans, yearning for him as she pulls him close for a deep kiss, her tongue wrestling against his as he slowly begins to dominate his future Queen.
Loki could feel her hot nectar begin to coat his cold fingers as he pulls them out, looking to them to admire the juices before sitting up and using his magic to remove his pants. He soon moves over her, his throbbing icicle eager to warm up as he begins to prod against her slick entrance. He huffs somewhat as he looks down to her.
“Ready, darling?”
Y/N nods as he slowly begins to push himself in, spreading her hot walls as she gasps out, feeling the coldness fill inside her as Loki hugs her close, quivering against her. He held once he was halfway in for a moment to give her a chance to adjust to his size. Once she adjusts, he slowly begins to thrust into her, huffing against her as Y/N begins to wrap her legs around his waist. Slowly moving her hips to match his rhythm, she moans in his ear, running her fingers through his black hair.
Y/N eeps out as she looks up at him, huffing heavily. “M-More….”
Loki gently caresses his hand along her cheek, smiling as he slowly begins to thrust harder as he purrs back in her ear, “As you wish, darling~”
Y/N moans out louder, her hot walls squeezing on Loki as he pushes deeper inside, wanting to feel every part of her as he holds her legs up. He grinds his hips against her, panting sharply as he slowly begins to flare up inside her. Y/N feels him flaring as more stimulation was added, making her tighten on him as she starts getting close. He sits her up and hugs her close with her hugging back as they both get ready for release.
“D-Darling? In or out?~”
“I-In! Please, Loki!~”
Loki chuckles as he grunts out sharply, releasing his cold cream inside her, making her release her hot nectar and coat him in it. As they both pant, they soon lay back on the bed, Loki pulling out and laying beside her.
“M-My my…. That certainly was better than I expected.”
“Agreed~”
“Swear you won’t hate me in the morning?”
“Oh, I definitely swear….”
She lets out a yawn as Loki grabs the covers and pulls them up to her, tucking her in as he smiles. “Sleep, darling. You’ll need plenty of rest after that.”
“Absolutely….” She dozes off, smiling happily as she curls up in the comforter. Loki smiles at her as he wraps an arm around her side as he eventually dozes off as well.