What if You had the most Terrifying Animal Ability

                                   “You finally get the office intern, Julie, alone.”       Secreted off to a private bungalow for some R&R. You (Fred) are right in the middle of giving her all you have, and she seems to be enjoying it. At least you hope she really is, she seems like she is. Better get out of your brain before you forget why you are there….                             “Then suddenly the chair rises and turns into your wife!”        “Fred, how could you? you scoundrel! You are going to hear from my lawyers!” She(Fred’s wife) storms out. Julia still wants to continue. You just can't. Your mind is full of lawyers and divorce. She will take half. Lawyers will take their share. Sigh…. How can Julia still want to go on? Julia, angry at being rebuked changes into the mail-girl Abby that you have been deliberately ignoring. The lamp turns into Doug, the voyeuristic clerk assistant. He sheepishly heads out. The couch turns into your three drinking buddies who tell you better luck next time and clap you on the back. And you be like:                                                       What is this nightmare? The mimic octopus was only recently discovered in 1998 because it did such a good job of disguising itself. Octopodes are already really good at disguise. The mimic octopus is merely one of the best at camouflage and mimicry. Most octopodes can change their density, shrinking slightly, or expanding a lot. The exact limits of this skill have never really been tested because they are difficult to train due to high intelligence. They tend to do what they want when they want rather than following the rules desired. On a side note… Octlantis is a just-discovered underwater city engineered by octopuses The male Gloomy Octopus in social situations seems to do a lot of bullying and adolescent style pranks. They chase each other out of dens and use camouflage to set surprise traps.