Happy sins

Guess who it is! “s**t I forgot my sleeping bag at home” oh sloth “shut it I’m trying to write something here!” That’s better “and this is why I wish I was single” anyway! Back to me! My name’s Slade but most people call me Pride. It’s a bit hard to tell I know. I guess I’m a diamond in the ruff! Just like Aladdin,only stronger and richer and more handsome. I could go on and on but we shall get to the good part now! It all started on my birthing day,I didn’t know it but my biggest surprise gift was on a bus,snoring like a cow. A lovely cow of course, I just wish it would go away! Oh the painnnnn! So he came soon after the party. He came in time for the after party. Well what can I say I was pretty famous because of the club I’m in. ROSDSC. Representatives of seven deadly sins council. Of course the principal knows it as robotics of seven deadly scares council. Yep that’s a thing now. It’s University not some dumb high school so you would think that the head of the school would be much smarter but nope not even my presence makes that man intelligent. Teachers aren’t too bad I guess. I’m a fashion major! So arts and stuff. You’ll get the know the those with time. This is the time,the one and only time we all fought over a man, just saying only one of us got him,buttt the others aren’t too mad about it. I won’t say who. Just read on or you won’t ever know see the thing about being Pride is I’m shown to be up myself and always having the pride to do anything. I wasn’t always as fabulous though. At the start when I was new to college, I didn’t talk much “hard to believe huh?” I thought Sloth was sleeping? “Shut it Angus!” Back to me. I met Tory that was before he transitioned though so back then he used she/her pronouns of course now, being the rich motherfucker he is,he has fully transitioned into the person in his heart. Tory is a fabulous name before it was hideous, his dead name shall not be said. The issue with this is his manhood is bigger than mine! Not to fear! My Pride is here! “You are absolutely gorgeous the way you are baby gorilla” I kissed the mirror “ew don’t kiss my mirror, your gonna infect it!” I thought this guy loved sleep? Why can’t he go off to dreamland?? “Shut up Sloth go to bed your meant to love sleep” tsk he is such a bad representative. “I love peace and quiet more Slade” anyway I thought this baby elephant would love me like everyone in University did but he didn’t. To my surprise he walked right past me like I was nothing but dust.